I just got nominated for nobel prize

I created a new measurement unit,
Like length is measured in meter,
And liquid in liter,
Cuteness would be measured in you (her name)

Your eyes sparkle like the sea demon's treasure, let's rule the waves with pleasure beyond measure.

"Stumbled upon a rare treasure, that's you, a sight so divine; your radiance makes my heart measure its love in endless rhyme."

In a world full of giants, your height doesn't compare, I adore you beyond measure, I swear.

If height were a measure of beauty, you'd be the tallest tree in the forest of my heart.

If beauty was measured in penises, you'd be a masterpiece. You've got me completely enchanted.

"Just like my math exam, I've found the perfect balance in you - half angel, half devil."

"Even though our wedding bands symbolize infinity, they can't measure the endless beauty I see in you."

"Pull my devil trigger and I promise, the explosion of passion would be impossible to measure."

"That playful tongue of yours must be a treasure, because it's sparked a hunt in me that's hard to measure."

If kisses were measured in miles, I'd travel the world just to reach you.

If beauty could be measured in words, yours would be an epic poem that captures hearts with every verse.

Like a sculptor, I'll mold your pleasure, exploring your depths with tender measure.

"Saniya, rarest gem, in His creation's leisurely measure, your beauty outshines every earthly treasure."

You may be small in stature, but your beauty is beyond measure, like a delicate flower in full bloom.

"Are you a prayer? Because every time I think of you, I feel blessed beyond measure."

Are you a ruler? Because I heard measuring up is overrated anyways.

"Are you a measuring ruler? Because every time I see you, I can’t help but calculate my feelings!"

Your gene pool must be a treasure, for your radiance is beyond measure.

"Are you a ruler? Because you just measured up to my heart's perfect standards!"

If beauty was measured in drops, you'd be an entire ocean. Can I dive in?

"In the world of Gotham, you're my treasure, a Catwoman with beauty beyond measure."

"You're my perfect geometry, a mix of right angles and curves that I can measure all night long."

"If I were to measure my love for you in Ryan Reynolds movies, we'd be on a never-ending marathon."

Your smile is truly priceless, a treasure beyond measure, worth more than any buried treasure.

If beauty could be priced, you'd be beyond compare, for your worth is beyond measure, my dear.

"Darling, your beauty is beyond measure, and it's my pleasure to take care of every inch, especially your treasured chest."

Only if you promise to be my big spoon! I'll even throw in some extra fluffiness for good measure. 🐻

"You say I look young, but maturity is measured in charm, not years. Want to test my theory?"

"Do you love measurement rulers? Because I've been measuring how long it takes for you to steal my heart!"

"Are you a spell? Because every time you smile, you enchant me beyond measure."

"Are you algebra? Because even when I fail at it, I can't stop being attracted to your complexity."

Your worth is beyond measure. Let's bring out the best in each other and create something amazing together.

"Do you believe in love at first inch, or should I walk by with my ruler again?"

"I may not know the exact measurement, but I can promise they'll be reaching all the right places to make you smile."

"I'm not as big as your elbow, love, but my desire for you is larger than any measurement can capture."

"Your worth isn't measured in gold, but if it was, you'd definitely be priceless."

"Is your height measured in stories? Because our love story could certainly reach new heights!"

With grace and beauty beyond measure, your presence is a true pleasure.

"In this humorous world, your laugh is my treasure, girl, you're my joy, beyond any measure."

If love was measured in ping, yours would be off the charts because you always keep me connected to you.

If birthdays were measured in beauty, yours would be an eternal celebration.

Sounds like a steamy plan, maybe I'll even throw in a little twirl at the end for good measure 😉

If beauty were measured in brains, you'd be a galaxy. Your intelligence shines brighter than any star.

If height were a measure, you'd be the queen in my eyes, short yet commanding, pure and wise.

Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!

"Your eyes gleam like stolen treasure, my foxy pirate queen, no other beauty can ever measure."

"I may have failed in algebra because nothing compares to the complex equation of your beauty."

If hugs were measured in ketchup, I'd drown my fries in them just to be close to you.

"Darling, your beauty isn't measured in pounds, but in the countless smiles you inspire."

If beauty was measured in specks of dust, you'd be a whole sandstorm, blowing me away.

Excuse me, but if ad breaks were measured in smiles, you'd be giving me a marathon right now.

Haha, I'll put up a neon sign with your name on it! And maybe a few heart emojis for good measure. 😄

"Roses bloom red, your Ninja 250R looks sleek; it's not the age I measure, but the beauty that makes my heart peak."

If beauty was measured in eights, you'd be infinity - simply perfect in every way.

"Are you a ruler? Because every inch of you is a measurement of perfection!"

If distance measured beauty, you'd be in a league of your own, even from a long way away.

If love was gold, you'd be my treasure, shining bright with beauty beyond measure.

In your eyes, I find my measure, a gem so rare, my heart's true treasure.

If beauty were measured in worth, you'd be the richest gem on earth.

Don't worry, I won't make it awkward and start measuring the distance in centimeters... unless you're into that? 🤣

"Just like my math exam - half good, half bad - you're a problem I wouldn't mind getting wrong over and over."

"Ever wondered why you can't use a percentage? That's because you're beyond measure and comparison."

If beauty was measured in size, you'd be the biggest prize in my eyes.

"Your curves whisper tales of enchantment and allure, No other's beauty could ever measure pure."

"Are you a rare species? Because just like an expensive ticket, your worth is beyond measure."

If beauty could be measured by the sparkle in your eyes, you'd be off the charts.

If your heart was a garden, it would bloom without measure, for your beauty is a treasure.

If beauty were measured in height, you'd be a skyscraper in my eyes.

"Are you a treasure, for in your eyes I find fondness beyond measure."

Your fierce strike on Monday can't measure up to your beauty, my heart takes a hit every time I see.

If beauty was measured in palm trees, you'd be an entire island by yourself.

"You're more valuable than cheap Twitch bits, because your worth can't be measured when you're offline."

Your love is my most precious treasure,
I promise to always keep it safe and measure.

"Are you a ruler? Because you just measured up to all my expectations of cuteness!"

You're a gem among the rubble, a treasure beyond measure. Can I be the one to uncover your treasure?

"Your height may be petite, but your charm is beyond measure, in loving you, I find treasure."

If cuteness could be measured, we'd be off the charts, my dear. Let's paint the town with our charm.

If height were a measure of grace, you'd soar above the rest, in every way, you're simply the best.

"A thermometer couldn't measure, the hotness you treasure, could I be your pleasure?"

If beauty could be measured, you'd outshine the stars in the sky, just like Laufey's radiant eye.

"Your mind's precision is like a well-kept ledger, balancing my heart with every measure."

"If beauty were measured in stars, you'd light up the whole sky over Bukit Mandai, Sam."

If beauty were measured by intelligence, you would be the brightest star in the sky.

If sexiness could be measured, you'd break the scale, you're pure poetry in motion.

If beauty were measured in oinks, you'd be the ultimate prize-winning pig in my eyes.

"Is your name Rio? Because I'm feeling a sudden wave of attraction that can only be measured on the Samba scale."

"In equations of love, you're my sweet constant pleasure, your beauty's divine, beyond any measure."

If beauty were measured in poha, you'd be the grandest bowl of them all.

"In you, I've found my treasure, no more rizz to measure. Your beauty and charm, sets off every alarm."

If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because, girl, you're looking right and certainly measure up to my standards."

"Babe, if beauty was measured in pixels, your picture just crashed my system."

"Just like Geometry, I've measured my chances and they all point towards wanting to know your angles."

"I may have failed in algebra, but when it comes to your curves, I know there's no better equation."

"Your height may be small, but it’s impossible to measure the depths of your beauty, it's absolutely captivating."

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

Well, if you're a gift from God, then I must be lucky beyond measure to have crossed paths with you.

If beauty was measured by size, you'd be a whole galaxy in one petite package.

"Excuse me, but I lost my measurement tape! Can you help me find out your bra size in smiles?"

Moody days call for drastic measures... like dancing in the rain or eating ice cream for breakfast. Ready for an adventure?

In the realm of pleasure, you're the master of measure, exploring depths of delight with grace and treasure.

If silence is golden, being with you must be a treasure beyond measure.

"Do you believe in love at first inch? Because I can't help but measure our chemistry!"

If beauty could be measured by kindness, you'd be a perfect 10 every single time.

"Gorgeous? Darling, if pretty were a scale, you'd be the infinity that it couldn't measure."

"If I could measure your beauty, darling, it would exceed 100%, because you're simply unquantifiable."

"Like Gojo's limitless energy in Jujutsu Kaisen, my feelings for you are beyond boundaries and measurements."

"Kelvin? I thought we were measuring our chemistry in sparks and butterflies, not scientific units!"

Your worth is beyond measure, like a priceless work of art, captivating and irreplaceable.

If beauty was measured in numbers, you'd be an eleven out of ten.

"Indeed, dear maiden, it's my pleasure, making you smile is my treasure. Your sweet words are a measure, of a joy I truly treasure."

"If beauty was measured in accents, you'd be worth a thousand pounds in sterling."

"I may not be good at math, but I know I'm seeing double - your beauty in those glasses is beyond measure."

Your smile is worth a thousand treasures, your grace is truly beyond all measures.

In you, I see a treasure rare, a gem beyond compare, a beauty beyond measure.

Your grace is a treasure, like Persephone's hand adorned with pearls, truly beyond measure.

"Girl, if our Snapchat streak was a measure of your beauty, we'd be setting records daily."

If beauty were measured in blueprints, you'd be the most stunning structure in the city.

"Just like how I aced geometry, I can't help but "measure" the perfect curves of your smile."

Let's explore the skies of pleasure, like shooting stars in sensual measure.

If height were measured by grace, you'd be a towering queen in my eyes, never ignored.

"If beauty was a number, you'd definitely be an infinity, because your allure is limitless and beyond measure."

If beauty were measured in inches, you'd be a mile high - short in stature, but towering in grace.

If time were measured in smiles, ours would last an eternity. Can I have the pleasure of yours?

If beauty could be measured, you'd be off the charts, for in your presence, my world truly starts.

If height could measure beauty, you'd be the tallest and most stunning in the room.

If beauty was measured in specks of dust, you'd be a whole tornado!

"Sweet am I? If sweetness could be measured, you'd be an infinite jar of honey."

"If beauty were measured in cup sizes, you'd be overflowing with elegance and charm."

"You're so unique, not even Chipotle can measure up to my 6 feet of desire for you."