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Top 28 Measurements Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Measurements pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Measurements tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

  2. Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

  3. Do you want to impose some restrictive measures?

  4. Hey babe I got a cylinder you can measure the stiffness of.

  5. It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

  6. Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

  7. I just got nominated for nobel prize

    I created a new measurement unit,
    Like length is measured in meter,
    And liquid in liter,
    Cuteness would be measured in you (her name)

  8. Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!

  9. If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

  10. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

    Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.


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What is a Measurements pickup line?

Working measurements pickup lines

"If beauty were measured in gallons of milk, you'd be a cow!"
I would never use this one. How would a woman in your life respond to that?

Are you a unit of measurement?

Because you sure are one gal.

You're so sweet, you should be measured in puttonyos.

Have you ever heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

Because I can think of something else with the exact same measurements

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This is a funny Measurements pickup line!

Yeah I work at Mens wearhouse.

Here is my card, come by sometime I'd LOVE to take your measurements. ;)))))))))

I’m 6’3”
Those are two measurements

Is your body the scientific method?

Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….

Wanna measure my travel?

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

Dont worry about me baby. I'm gettin sum measurements. I'm about to lay some pipe

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Working Measurements tinder opener

You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning...guess how I measured it?!

baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave

We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

Forever is a measure of time used by people who share an ordinary love. Our extraordinary love is immeasurable...for us, forever just won’t do.