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29 Measurements Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Measurements rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about measurements, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Measurements Pickup Lines

A good Measurements hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

  2. Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

  3. Do you want to impose some restrictive measures?

  4. Hey babe I got a cylinder you can measure the stiffness of.

  5. It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

  6. Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

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What is a good Measurements pickup line?

Short and cute measurements pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about measurements are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I just got nominated for nobel prize

I created a new measurement unit,
Like length is measured in meter,
And liquid in liter,
Cuteness would be measured in you (her name)

Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!

If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

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Smooth Measurements pickup line

Are you a unit of measurement?

Because you sure are one gal.

You're so sweet, you should be measured in puttonyos.

You can't leave the house because they now measure the temperature

Because you are too hot

Cheesy measurements Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Yeah I work at Mens wearhouse.

Here is my card, come by sometime I'd LOVE to take your measurements. ;)))))))))

Have you ever heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

Because I can think of something else with the exact same measurements

I’d like us to get integrated…
So that I could measure the area under those curves.

I’m 6’3”

Those are two measurements

Is your body the scientific method?

Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity

Forever is a measure of time used by people who share an ordinary love. Our extraordinary love is immeasurable...for us, forever just won’t do.

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Working Measurements tinder opener

We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

Corny measurements Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Measurements conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning...guess how I measured it?!

My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….

Wanna measure my travel?

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

Dont worry about me baby. I'm gettin sum measurements. I'm about to lay some pipe

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Measurements love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Measurements chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.