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  1. I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

  2. Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

  3. Do you want to impose some restrictive measures?

  4. Hey babe I got a cylinder you can measure the stiffness of.

  5. It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

  6. Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

  7. If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

  8. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

    Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

  9. You're so sweet, you should be measured in puttonyos.

  10. Yeah I work at Mens wearhouse.

    Here is my card, come by sometime I'd LOVE to take your measurements. ;)))))))))

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You can't leave the house because they now measure the temperature
Because you are too hot

Have you ever heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

Because I can think of something else with the exact same measurements

Is your body the scientific method?

Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity

I’m 6’3”

Those are two measurements

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Forever is a measure of time used by people who share an ordinary love. Our extraordinary love is immeasurable...for us, forever just won’t do.

Dont worry about me baby. I'm gettin sum measurements. I'm about to lay some pipe

They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

Wanna measure my travel?

My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….

You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning...guess how I measured it?!

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