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Following is our collection of smooth Measurements chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

  2. Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

  3. Do you want to impose some restrictive measures?

  4. Hey babe I got a cylinder you can measure the stiffness of.

  5. It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

  6. Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

  7. If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

  8. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

    Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

  9. You're so sweet, you should be measured in puttonyos.

  10. WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

    Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

    For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

    The question is:

    What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

    To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

    First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

    Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

    Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

    What are you lacking?

    What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

    Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

    Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

    What skills do I need to get?

    At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

    Why do I feel this in this moment?

    Go deeper.

    What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

    Why do I feel this way?

    Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

    Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

    Check what triggers you.

    Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

    What was the previous time that you felt that?

    And before that time when did you feel that?

    Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

    Try to meditate everyday:

    Think about what are you escaping.

    Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

    When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

    Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

    Accept them and let them go.

    You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

    Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

    Peace out

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Funny measurements pickup lines

You can't leave the house because they now measure the temperature
Because you are too hot

Have you ever heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

Because I can think of something else with the exact same measurements

Yeah I work at Mens wearhouse.

Here is my card, come by sometime I'd LOVE to take your measurements. ;)))))))))

Is your body the scientific method?

Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity

I’m 6’3”

Those are two measurements

baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.

Forever is a measure of time used by people who share an ordinary love. Our extraordinary love is immeasurable...for us, forever just won’t do.

Dont worry about me baby. I'm gettin sum measurements. I'm about to lay some pipe

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

Wanna measure my travel?

My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….

You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning...guess how I measured it?!

We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?