Top 50 Inches Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Inches pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Inches tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Girl, are you a computer?
Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.
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For covid times
Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead
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I can give you 8 inches. It's just that
You will get it in 2 installments.
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For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…
I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.
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A big nsfw but still good
Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears
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I’m not the weather girl
But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.
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You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.
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Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles
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Are you a fan of rock music?
Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail
Working inches pickup lines
Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.
Hey girl , do you want 12 inches of dick tonight ?
we can have sex 4 times
How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
My 9-iron is 12 inches.
Do you like subway ?
Cause I got a 6 inch for you
If I’m ever too short you can always add inches inside me
Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
I ain’t no weatherman
But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight
Roses are red, violets are blue, your 2 inches feels like 6 because I have feelings for you!
Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.
So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?
Hey girl you like credit cards?
Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest
My stick is an oversize 29 inches.
Baby im like a snowstorm...
I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.
You don’t have to go to Subway
To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
The Eiffel Tower grows 6 inches in the summer! And so do i when i see you
You know why they call me a snowstorm?
Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning
Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.
Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches
Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)
Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.
It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.
