Top 50 Inches Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Inches pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Inches conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Girl, are you a computer?

   Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

2. For covid times

   Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

3. I can give you 8 inches. It's just that

   You will get it in 2 installments.

4. For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

   I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.

5. A big nsfw but still good

   Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears

6. I’m not the weather girl

   But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

7. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

8. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

9. If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

10. Are you a fan of rock music?

    Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail

Funny inches pickup lines

Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

If I’m ever too short you can always add inches inside me

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

You don’t have to go to Subway

To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Do you like magic?

I know three ways to make six inches disappear.

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong