50 Inches Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Inches rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about inches, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Inches Pickup Lines

A good Inches hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Girl, are you a computer?

Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.
For covid times

Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead
I can give you 8 inches. It's just that

You will get it in 2 installments.
For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.
A big nsfw but still good

Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears
I’m not the weather girl

But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

Short and cute inches pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about inches are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

Are you a fan of rock music?

Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail

Hey girl , do you want 12 inches of d**... tonight ?

we can have s**... 4 times

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Cheesy inches Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

Do you like subway ?
Cause I got a 6 inch for you

If I’m ever too short you can always add inches inside me

I'm no weatherman but you should expect a few inches tonight

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your 2 inches feels like 6 because I have feelings for you!

Corny inches Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Inches conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

You don’t have to go to Subway

To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns

Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

The Eiffel Tower grows 6 inches in the summer! And so do i when i see you

You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

A good inches Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Inches hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

You know what I have in common with the snow? Eight inches.

Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Do you like magic?

I know three ways to make six inches disappear.

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

The weather's calling for 5 inches… But I can show you 12.

The weather is calling for 5 inches, well because they haven't seen the 12 inches I have for you tonight.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Inches love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Inches chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.