Top 50 Inches Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Inches chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Girl, are you a computer?

   Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

2. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

3. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

4. If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

5. Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

6. How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

7. I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

8. I'm no weather man but

   You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

9. My 9-iron is 12 inches.

10. Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

Funny inches pickup lines

A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

Baby im like a snowstorm...
I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.

I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

Are you a weather woman?

Cause I’m seeing 8 inches in your forecast.

I'm not a weatherman...

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

Everyone calls me a king

Because a king is a ruler and a ruler is 12 inches

Your pixels per inch is astounding.

Why would you pay $5 for a footlong when...

You can get these two inches for free?

What's 8 inches and can ruin your a day?

A brick

Be sure to try this one.

Hey girl, are you a biologist? Cause you can study my inch-worm.

Do work for Subway?

Because you’re making my 6-inch a footlong.

If yo girl asks for a ruler

I don't need a ruler; I've got a 12-inch reference.