You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

Are you a fan of rock music?

Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail

Hey girl , do you want 12 inches of d**... tonight ?

we can have s**... 4 times

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

If I’m ever too short you can always add inches inside me

I'm no weatherman but you should expect a few inches tonight

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your 2 inches feels like 6 because I have feelings for you!

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

You don’t have to go to Subway

To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns

Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

The Eiffel Tower grows 6 inches in the summer! And so do i when i see you

You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

You know what I have in common with the snow? Eight inches.

Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Do you like magic?

I know three ways to make six inches disappear.

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

The weather's calling for 5 inches… But I can show you 12.

Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

Lucky bathtub! But I'm sure nothing beats the feeling of my hands exploring every inch of your freshly bathed skin.

Oh, you think you have me all figured out? I love a good challenge. Let's see how well you really know me.

"Biting, huh? That’s one way to make an impression! 😄 How about we start with a sweet dessert instead? What’s your go-to treat?"

"Your saree hugs your curves like poetry, making every inch of you an irresistible verse I'd love to explore."

"With your 69-inch height, you're stealing stars from the sky and putting them in my eyes."

"A year, darling, because every inch of you is a seductive journey worth exploring in four seasons."

"Your body is a masterpiece, and tonight, I want to explore every inch of it with my touch."

"Wow, someone’s feeling adventurous! 😏 Just know I'll keep you on your toes. What’s something you love to do that gets your heart racing?"

"Your tan line is like a treasure map—I'm ready to explore every inch of it."

"Are you from the Tar Heel state? Because I can't help but want to explore every inch of your beauty!"

Are you made of adventure? Because I can't resist exploring every inch of you.

"Are you a Nigerian goddess? Because your beauty has me wanting to explore every inch of your world."

"Are you a garden? Because I want to explore every inch of you under the stars tonight."

"Since you love every inch of your body, mind if I worship it too?"

"Are you a soul-soothing goddess? Because I’d love to worship every inch of your beauty tonight."

"I might not know your likes yet, but I'm sure I'd like to explore every inch of your captivating beauty."

"If you were a planet, I'd explore every inch of your surface… no space suit required."

"Two inches? Guess you'll be surprised when the depth of my love for you unravels tonight."

"Is that heart locket as adventurous as you? Because I'd love to explore every inch of your desires."

"You're more than beautiful, you're a world I'm craving to map every inch of."

The weather is calling for 5 inches, well because they haven't seen the 12 inches I have for you tonight.

"As tempting as that sounds, I’d rather have you exploring every inch instead. Let’s see where that adventurous spirit takes us! 😘"

Consider me your devoted sentinel, captivated by your irresistible allure. I'll watch every inch of your dazzling body with unwavering attention.

"Your height might be 5'4 and a half, but in my heart, you stand taller than any skyscraper."

Are you a treasure chest? Because I want to unlock your secrets and explore every inch of your depths.

"Your curves are a masterpiece, I'm the virgin artist dying to explore every inch of your canvas."

Are you the word "bitch"? Because you make me wanna suck, blow, and lick every inch of you.

"If you're the getaway, I’ll pack my bags and explore every inch of you—want to be my tour guide?"

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for, and I can’t resist exploring every inch."

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

"Are you a cake? Because I find myself wanting to savor every inch and taste of your sweetness."

"Mmm, sounds tempting. But let’s not rush it; I prefer a slow tease. What would be your strategy for the perfect nibble? 😏"

"Only if I get to return the favor! How about we plan a fun outing and see where our adventurous spirits take us?"

"Can I be your math tutor? Because I promise to never under or overestimate my figures again."

Your height may be a little taller than mine, but you're the perfect fit for my heart.

Are you a country? Because you make my heart race and I want to visit every inch of you.

"Are you a mystery in Gravity Falls? Because I can't resist exploring every inch of you."

Can i be your snow storm?

I'll give you a few more inches than you were expecting. leave you a wet mess and make it mildly inconvenient for you to walk the next day.

"You're dirtied those big jock muscles, now let me be the lucky guy to scrub every inch until you're begging for more."

"With your stunning curves and that chic short hair, I’d love to explore every inch of your captivating vibe."

Did you come back from a trip? Because girl, you're making me want to explore every inch of you.

"Is your name Art? Because every inch of you is a masterpiece that my heart can't stop admiring."

"Is your name Art? Because every petite inch of you is an exquisite masterpiece that I can't stop admiring."

My desires involve exploring every inch of your body in creative positions... Care to join me?

If I had a dollar for every inch you are tall, I'd have...well, let's just say I'd have a dollar!

"Biting, huh? I’d be careful; I might just return the favor and leave you breathless! What else do you have in mind? 😏"

Hmm, how about starting with soft kisses on your neck, leading to exploring every inch of your body?

"Even if you call me slow, darling, it just means I'm taking my time to adore every inch of you."

"Your body is my treasure map, and tonight, I want to explore every inch of it."

"I'd love to explore the depths of your mind, while appreciating every inch of your beauty. Let's dive into this adventure together."

"Is your body a canvas? Because every inch of you is a masterpiece I'd love to explore."

Just like the seaview, you leave me wanting to dive in and explore every inch of you.

I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

"Your thick thighs are a masterpiece, darling, and I'm just an artist dying to explore every inch."

My desires? To explore every inch of your imagination. As for positions, let's just say I'm open to trying them all with you.

My desires? To explore every inch of your body. As for positions, I love getting creative and trying them all.

"Your booty is a masterpiece, darling, I just can't wait to explore every inch of its captivating terrain."

"Indeed, I saw you naked and it was like viewing an exquisite painting; I'm simply trying to appreciate the art."

"Your 100-inch masterpiece has gravity pulling me in ways I've never experienced before."

"Just like a masterpiece, every inch of you is crafted to perfection, stirring an irresistible urge within me."

Seems like you’ve got a playful side! Just promise to save some bites for dessert—I'm pretty sweet myself! 🍰 What's your guilty pleasure?

Is your passport filled with stamps? Because I'd love to explore every inch of you.

"You saying 'I love you' just makes me want to explore every inch of you even more."

"With those thick thighs and that playful charm, I’d beg you to let me explore every inch of you—please?"

"Darling, your beauty is beyond measure, and it's my pleasure to take care of every inch, especially your treasured chest."

If I could, I'd devour every inch of you, starting with those irresistible lips.

"With a caption like that, how could I resist wanting to explore every inch of comfort with you?"

"Careful now, I might just enjoy that too much. Maybe we should find out together how much fun a little nibble can be. 😉"

"Are you a rap song? Because my heart beats sync to your rhythm, stronger than a Bruce Lee's one-inch punch."

Did you know? 57 inches is the average height of a garden gnome... I must be in your enchanted garden!

"Are those freckles a map? Because I’d love to explore every beautiful inch of you."

"Do you believe in love at first inch, or should I walk by with my ruler again?"

"If I were to start from zero with you again, would you let me explore every inch of your mind?"

"Your tiny stature is like a hidden treasure; every inch of you is precious. Want to discover more with me?"

"Careful, I might just enjoy that too much. How about we start with a kiss and see where it leads? 😏"

"Are you a soul whisperer? Because your presence makes me want to worship every inch of you."

"Excuse me, but are you a work of art? Because I'd love to admire every inch of your stunning body."

"Are you a soul-soother? Because just looking at you makes me want to worship every inch of your beauty."

"To me, every inch of you is perfect – even those you think have too many pounds."

Are you a weather woman?

Cause I’m seeing 8 inches in your forecast.

Are you made of sugar? Because you're so sweet, I could get lost in your eyes.

"Are you a devil fruit? Because I can't resist wanting to taste every inch of you."

Are you made of sugar? Because I can't resist kissing every sweet inch of you.

"Your body is a masterpiece and my hands are eager to explore every inch of its beautiful canvas."

"Is your heart a foreign country? Because I'd love to explore every inch of it, gorgeous traveler."

"With skin like yours, Sakshi, I can’t help but desire to explore every inch of that beautiful light."

"You're like the horizon - endlessly captivating, leaving me wanting to explore every inch of you."

"Your pictures must be a masterpiece, 'cause I'm ready to love every inch of the artwork that is you."

Is your beauty underground? Because I can't resist digging you up to explore every inch.

"Looks like your hands are busy; let me help you with that by appreciating every beautiful inch of you."

"Your eyes sparkle like the stars in the Australian outback, making me want to explore every inch of you."

"Babe, seeing you all dirty makes me want to scrub every inch of you, especially those hard to reach places."

"In that classic outfit, you're a timeless masterpiece I'd love to explore every inch of."

You're like the horizon - I can't stop staring at you, wanting to explore every inch.