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Top 46 Dollars Pick Up lines

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  1. If I had a dollar for every time you're in my head

    I'll have none,
    Cause you went straight to my heart

  2. If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

    Coz you never leave my mind.

  3. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you...

    I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.

  4. If I get a dollar every time you cross my mind, we'll be rich!

  5. If i had 4 quarters for the 4 prettiest whamen *ahem* women in the world.....

    You'd have a dollar

  6. If i got a dollar for everytime i think of you, i wouldn't get taxed in the US

  7. Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

  8. With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

  9. If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

  10. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

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Funny dollars pickup lines

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

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If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you...

I’d only have one because I’m always thinking about you

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you
I’d be broke

Roses are red!!

Dollar is money, If I am bee, will you be my honey?

If I got a dollar for everything time I thought of you. I would have only 1 dollar because you never leave my mind.

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you

I’d have $1 because I never stop thinking about you:)

Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz I wanna hold onto you for years until it costs me thousands of dollars.

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Working Dollars tinder opener

If I had four quarters for each of the most beautiful people in this world...

You’d be a dollar richer.

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

Do you take payment

Do you take payment in dollars or inches?

If I had to give a quarter to the 4 prettiest girls on earth,

You’d be a dollar richer

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you...

I'd have a dollar, because you never leave my mind.

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner..

I don't have a billion dollars

Hey girl, do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What food makes women lose their sex drive, gain 100 pounds and costs 35 thousand dollars?

Wedding cake.

Your body is so out of this world...

I need a billion dollars and a falcon heavy to get in uranus.

(Nerdy pick up line)

What are some of the most amazing wired type of questions to ask a woman that you know ?

For instance wired questions such as What would you do if you had to spent a million dollars in a week , and stuff like that

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