Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

If I had a dollar for everytime I've thought of you,

Id only have one cause you've never left my mind.

With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.

Watch my pen p**... your dollar bill.

"If every blush of mine translated to a diamond, darling, you'd be shining brighter than the stars."

"If I had a dollar for every time your smile made my day, I'd be rich by now."

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you...

I’d only have one because I’m always thinking about you

"Are you a million-dollar bill? Because I can’t help but want to hold you close and never let go."

If I had a dollar for every time you joked about blowing up my house, we'd be rich!

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be a billionaire - your brilliance is captivating.

Well, I look forward to seeing that million-dollar smile in person someday. Maybe it can give mine a run for its money too! 😊

"Every time you make me blush, I imagine a dollar jar filling up - it's enough to buy the stars for you."

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you

I’d be broke

"If I had a dollar for every time I messed up a pickup line, I'd be rich. Let's start fresh?"

"If I had a dollar for every time you took my breath away, I'd still need a rich plan to impress you."

If I had a dollar for every time you brightened my day, I'd be a millionaire by now.

"Excuse me, but if I give you a dollar for your thoughts, would you share them with me?"

Well, if I had a dollar for every time someone looked at me, I would have enough money to take you out on a really fancy date!

Roses are red!!

Dollar is money, If I am bee, will you be my honey?

"If I had a dollar for every time I saw a fairy as cute as you, I'd be rich in wishes!"

If I had a dollar for every two-minute commercial break, I'd still choose to spend my time talking to you.

"If I had a dollar for every time your smile warmed my heart, I'd buy you a cozy sweater!"

"If I had a dollar for every sparkle in your eyes, I could join you in that luxurious bathtub."

Haha, thanks! If I had a dollar for every time I said "you're welcome," I'd probably have... well, just 3 bucks.

If I had a dollar for every inch you are tall, I'd have...well, let's just say I'd have a dollar!

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I could buy all the treats to win over your furry friends, Donnie.

"I’d pay $20 for your pics, but I'd rather spend that on a date to see the real masterpiece."

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be a millionaire by now.

"How about I trade you a compliment for a picture? Because your beauty is definitely worth more than $20!"

"Every time you make me blush, it feels like winning a lottery, but your affection is the real jackpot."

Are you a million-dollar pearl in a sea of stones? Because your beauty shines brighter than any throne.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said I look like Johnny Test, I'd be rich enough to impress you.

"Excuse me miss, if I gave you a dollar for every time you crossed my mind, we'd both be rich."

"Excuse me, but do you accept smiles as payment? Because yours is worth a million dollars to me."

"If I had a dollar for every time you crossed my mind, I'd be a billionaire by now."

If I had a dollar for every time I saw an ad, I'd be rich. But seeing you, priceless.

"If I had a dollar for every time I couldn't take my eyes off your waist, I'd be rich."

"If I had a dollar for every time you said 'oh', we'd already be on our luxury honeymoon right now."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to take off your nips, I'd finally afford that magic show!"

"Your smile must be a costliest treasure, because it brightens up my universe like a million-dollar masterpiece."

If I had a dollar for every interesting thing you said, I'd be rich and still be talking with you.

"Hey Nita, if I had a dollar for every time your boyfriend didn't appreciate you, we'd both be rich."

If I got a dollar for everything time I thought of you. I would have only 1 dollar because you never leave my mind.

"If I had a penny for each time I get lost in your eyes, I could afford to take you to Paris."

"Is that 20 dollars for your pics or a ticket to your captivating world? Either way, I'm all in."

"If I had a dollar for every time I noticed you, we could both quit TikTok and buy an island!"

"If I had a dollar for every time I admired that view, I'd be rich enough to take you out tonight."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and my million-dollar yacht won't steer itself."

"Sleep tight, gorgeous. If dreams were dollars, you'd be a billionaire tonight."

"If I had a dollar for every time your smile took my breath away, I'd still be broke from your beauty."

"If I had a dollar for every time you made me smile, I'd be a billionaire by now."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd be rich. Can't wait to see you."

"O iko oqo sa laukana na noqu i lavo, ia ke saumi e dua kina, o yago ga." (You're worth a million dollars, but if paid in Fijian currency, it's you.)

I aim to amuse! If I had a dollar for every time I made someone laugh, I’d probably just buy coffee... and share it for laughs! ☕😂

If I had a dollar for every time you crossed my mind, I'd be a millionaire angel investor.

"For just $20, I could get your pics, but I'd gladly pay more just to see your smile in person."

"Well, I might not make it rain dollars but my wealth lies in charisma and wit. Care for a gamble?"

"Babe, if every time you sent $99, my heart skipped a beat, I'd be perpetually in cardiac arrest."

"Well, if I had a penny for every time your smile brightened my day, we'd own our private island by now."

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have enough to buy all the baby oil in the world.

"That's a deal then, I'm ready to flash my million-dollar smile! Just don't blame me if you get dazzled too much."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about your post, I'd finally afford that coffee date!"

"Are you a dollar bill? Because I can't make cents without you."

"If I had a dollar for every curve of yours, I’d be rich enough to buy you dinner after that view."

If your profile pic had a dollar for every time it changed, you'd be one rich selfie queen!

"For just 20 bucks, I get a glimpse of your beauty? How much for the full experience?"

If I had a dollar for every time I saw you, I'd be the richest person alive.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, we could make our own heavenly paradise.

Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that

"If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to take off your nips, I'd still be broke!"

If I had a dollar for every time you stole my cat, I'd be rich with love for you.

"If I had a dollar for every moment I've enjoyed with you in these three years, I’d still want more."

"Your smile sparks more excitement in my heart than a million dollar jackpot, care to try your luck with me?"

"If I had a dollar for every time your beauty turned me on, I’d be rich enough to take you out."

"If you had a dollar for every crush, you'd probably afford my sense of humor."

"Is your name Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be, especially when you're sending $99 my way."

If I had a dollar for every time you made me pregnant, we could start our own daycare.

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you

I’d have $1 because I never stop thinking about you:)

"Just like Spongebob, I wouldn't mind spending all my Bikini Bottom dollars for a date with you."

"If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, we could afford a lifetime supply of Johnny Test merchandise."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you and your twin, I'd be a millionaire by now."

"Honey, with the $99 you just sent, you've not only invested in my wallet but also in my heart."

Are you made of money? Because you're a million-dollar babe and I'm ready to invest.

If I had a dollar for every year you've been alive, I'd be rich enough to spoil you on your sweet 16.

"Are you a million-dollar bill? Because being with you feels like winning the jackpot, and I want to cash in."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm hoping for a million-dollar return.

"If I had a dollar for every time I'd come with you, I'd be a rich man by now."

If I had a dollar for every time you crossed my mind, I'd only have one because you never leave.

"Baby, let's be the currency of love, because every dollar I make is just to see your smile in exotic places."

Haha, confirmation received! If I had a dollar for every time I confirmed something, I’d have... well, probably just a dollar.

"For 20 bucks, I’d love to see those stunning pics, but honestly, your smile is priceless."

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd be rich enough to buy those golden pants!

If I had a dollar for every time you brightened my day, I'd be the richest man in every way.

Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz I wanna hold onto you for years until it costs me thousands of dollars.

"If I had a dollar for every time you made me blush, I'd have just enough to buy the perfect date with you."

"If I had a dollar for every time your smile warms my heart, we'd be dining at the world's finest restaurant."

"If I had a dollar for every time Ryan Reynolds made someone swoon, I'd be rich. Care to join?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I've seen that bio suggestion, I could buy you a coffee. Or a whole café! ☕️😄"

"If you were phonier, you'd be a 3-dollar bill. Lucky for me, you're just perfect."

"Are you a mermaid? Because whenever I'm at the beach, I'm always looking for a sand-dollar like you."

"If I had a dollar for every time I confused you both, I'd be a millionaire by now."

"Are you a bank loan? Because with that $99, you've just gained my interest!"

I know a heart cost 1.2 Million dollars but you can have mine for free

"If I had a penny for each time you've charmed me, I'd be rich enough to buy the universe for you."

"If I had a dollar for every time you took my breath away, I'd be rich in shades of light blue."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be able to impress you in no time."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone as captivating as you swiped right on me, I'd be rich."

"If I had a dollar for every year you've been alive, I'd be rich with the treasure of your smiles."

"If I had a dollar for every time I mistook you for your twin, I'd be a millionaire by now."

"For $10, I’ll buy your picture, but you should know it's worth a million just to see your smile!"

"If I had a million dollars, I'd spend it all just to admire your beauty every single day."

"If I had a dollar for every time I've seen a beautiful lamp post, I'd be rich looking at you."

If I had a dollar for every time someone said I look like Johnny Test, I'd be rich... wanna grab a coffee?

If I had four quarters for each of the most beautiful people in this world...

You’d be a dollar richer.

Are you a dollar bill? Because you're the only currency I'd be loyal to.

If I had to choose between a million dollars and your smile, I'd pick the one with eight.

"I'm Gatsby, sweetheart. My wealth may be in dollars, but my real fortune is finding a good-hearted woman like you."

"Every dollar I make is just a ticket to explore another part of your captivating beauty."

"I may not have $20, but I'd pay anything for a glimpse of that gorgeous smile in those pics."

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

If I had to give a quarter to the 4 prettiest girls on earth,

You’d be a dollar richer

Do you take payment

Do you take payment in dollars or inches?

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you...

I'd have a dollar, because you never leave my mind.

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

What food makes women lose their kiss drive, gain 100 pounds and costs 35 thousand dollars?

Wedding cake.