40 Donald Trump Pick Up lines

Here are 40 donald trump pick up lines for her and flirty donald trump rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about donald trump that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your donald trump rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny donald trump pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty donald trump joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Donald Trump Pickup Lines

A good Donald Trump hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.
Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!
Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?
I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

First order of business will be me taking you out
I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast
I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

Short and cute donald trump pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about donald trump are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

You know what they say about big hands.

Cheesy donald trump Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

Is your kiss ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

Corny donald trump Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Donald Trump conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

Want a Tic-Tac?

I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

Wanna see my Zogby poll?

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.

Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.

Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

I've got a big d**.... It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!

Let's make a kiss tape together. I promise I won't tell anyone, unless you cross me.

A good donald trump Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Donald Trump hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Don’t play games with me because my suit is always Trump.

Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

Are you donald trump?

Cause you look as sweet as a peach

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you sure trump the competition.

I’ll make your love life great again.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Donald Trump love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Donald Trump chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.