104 President Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 104 president pick up lines for her and flirty president rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about president that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your president rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny president pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty president joke for a great chat response.

Quick Jump To

Working President Rizz
Short & Cute President Pick Up Lines
Cheesy President Pick Up Lines
Funny President Pick Up Lines
Clever President Pick Up Lines
Smooth President Rizz Lines
Flirty President Pick Up Lines
Cringe President Pick Up Lines

Best Working President Rizz

A good President pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

If you were a president,

You’d be Babe-raham Lincoln
I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.
I'm the president!
My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.
I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.
I'd like to trickle down on her.

💡 You may also like: Captain Pick Up Lines that are funny, cheesy and flirty

Short and cute president pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about president are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam

I'm gonna Barrack your world.

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

Next!

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

💡 Also check: Trump Pick Up Lines that are smooth, cringe and funny

Cheesy president Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?

I've got a cherry for you, Georgie.

Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.

Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.

Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?

Just like when Reagan freed the hostages, I'm going to liberate you on the very first day.

💡 You may also like: Officer Pick Up Lines that are clever, smooth and funny

Funny president Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming President conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.

Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

Girl, you know what they say: kiss with an ex is like serving 2 nonconsecutive presidential terms!

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

I want to take an inaugural parade right down your Pennsylvania Avenue.

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

✨ Do not miss: Barack Obama Pick Up Lines that are funny, funny and flirty

Clever president Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever President hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey girl have you ever experienced revolution firsthand? No? You wanna get out of here?

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

That Marilyn was pretty but let me show you why this Monroe is the original kiss bomb.

Ashley Graham: Everyone expects to be innocent because I’m the president’s daughter, but that isn’t true.

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

I'm like FDR. I don't even need my legs to get things done.

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

Let's be like Ulysses S. Grant and reconstruct something great.

✨ Check this: Bush Pick Up Lines that are cheesy, funny and clever

Smooth president Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth President pickup lines make her give you her number.

My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.

Are you President Obama?

Because you’re Barakin’ my heart..

If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.

Are you president Kennedy?

Cause I wanna take you out in a limo

Hey girl, are you an ukrainian president?

Because I want you to stand by my side when things get really bad

"Even though you're always skipping class, it's impossible to skip a heartbeat when I see you."

Hey girl, if you were a US president

You’d be Baberaham Lincoln

I did not have s**... relations with that woman. But I will have them with you!

"If your body had a fan club, I'd be the president, always showing love and admiration."

Are you the president?

Because your baberaham Lincoln

I wanna put my president in your Oval Office

"You're a drama queen in class and on stage, will you be my princess offstage as well?"

⚡️ You may also like: Donald Trump Pick Up Lines that are funny, smooth and clever

Flirty president Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty President pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Hey girl, I wanna elect my president into your Oval Office

Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.

Are you a former president?

Because I can Barack your world

Hey Girl, are you American President Warren G Harding?

Cause you Warrant a Good Hard-on

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

I hear she's like Obama Care, everyone can afford her but she never works.

I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, d**..., and Colin.

I'm going to need a presidential pardon after this.

[50F to 30M] You're French. Look at your President. Everything is possible in this country.

I almost fell for it.

If Trump can be president,

Then why u cant be mine ?

You have trickled down into my heart.

Let me be the first commander-in-chief of your heart.

Try these: Priest Pick Up Lines that are flirty, funny and working

Cringe president Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Let's heat up this Cold War.

Wanna form a more perfect union?

I'm the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere.

Yeah it's pretty tricky

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won't!

Are you the CIA? Because I don't think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

Be my valentine! Yes You Can

A look from you leaves me paralyzed.

Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain President love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty President chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

About the author

The team behind ThePickUpLines.net carefully collects the best pick up lines from Reddit, Twitter and beyond. Our curated lists are full with working hook up lines to elevate your rizz skills. With more than 7 years of experience our team will help you deal with your flirting game.