Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam

I'm gonna Barrack your world.

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?

Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.

Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.

Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?

Just like when Reagan freed the hostages, I'm going to liberate you on the very first day.

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

Girl, you know what they say: kiss with an ex is like serving 2 nonconsecutive presidential terms!

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

I want to take an inaugural parade right down your Pennsylvania Avenue.

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

Hey girl have you ever experienced revolution firsthand? No? You wanna get out of here?

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

Ashley Graham: Everyone expects to be innocent because I’m the president’s daughter, but that isn’t true.

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

I'm like FDR. I don't even need my legs to get things done.

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

Let's be like Ulysses S. Grant and reconstruct something great.

Your leadership skills are so fine, being with you would be a divine sign.

"Only if I get to be your first lady. We’d throw the best parties, don't you think? 😉"

You're like the class president - so sexy and smart, you've stolen my heart.

My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.

"As long as you promise to make me your favorite advisor! I could give you some tips on how to charm the crowd. 😏"

Are you Joe Biden? Because you've got my heart running for president!

"Absolutely, but let’s make sure the rules include spontaneous adventures and ice cream breaks. What else would you add to your presidential agenda?"

"Interesting choice! Does that mean I get cabinet positions? I’d totally be your minister of fun—what would our first event be?"

"If talent were a currency, you'd be the richest woman alive. Can I be your dedicated fan club president?"

"Well, I'd gladly vote for you! Just know, my campaign promises include spontaneous adventures and late-night conversations that get a little… steamy. 🔥"

Are you a class president? Because you've got my vote, with that sexy charm that you promote.

"Haha, I’ll gladly vote for you! What’s your first campaign promise? Free pizza Fridays or mandatory dance parties? I’m all in!"

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I run for president and try again?

"True! I’m like your personal fan club president—minus the T-shirts. Do you think we should get uniforms for our imaginary meetings?"

With your leadership skills and style so fine, being around you makes me feel like I'm in cloud nine.

"Only if I get to be your Vice President! I promise to keep things fun while keeping the rules interesting. What’s your first decree?"

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I run for president to get your attention?

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Guess I'll have to settle for your mom's looks."

You're like the class president, so handsome and smart, ruling my heart from the start.

"Right? Plus, the only thing I’d want to govern is my pizza toppings. Extra cheese for president, no debates allowed!"

Hey, who needs politics? Let’s just form a secret society dedicated to pizza appreciation instead. President of Pepperoni sounds like a solid title! 🍕

As the class president, you've won my vote. Your confidence and style make me float.

If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.

"Only if I get to be your vice president! Together, we could create some serious chemistry in the White House... or wherever we want! 😏"

"One fan? Guess that makes me the president of your fan club! Do I get a badge or just eternal bragging rights?"

Are you the class president? Because you've got my vote for making everyday brighter.

You're the class president, so charming and neat, every vote for you is a definite treat.

Are you president Kennedy?

Cause I wanna take you out in a limo

"Only if your first rule is a mandatory date with me! I’d totally vote for that kind of leadership. 😉 What else do you have in mind?"

Hey girl, are you an ukrainian president?

Because I want you to stand by my side when things get really bad

"I’m definitely voting for you! Just remember, my first rule is to always make time for a little fun and mischief. What do you say? 😏"

"Well, if you're the president, I’d definitely vote for you. You’ve got the charm to lead a nation… or at least my heart. 😉"

"As long as you promise to veto boring conversations, I’m all in! Your charisma has me ready to campaign for your heart. 😏"

Are you a class president, because you make my heart race? Your charisma and charm I can't replace.

I may not be the class president, but I'd love to lead you on a date sometime.

"Only if I get to be your vice president. Together, we could run the world… or at least our own little kingdom. 😉"

"Are you the class president? Because you've got my vote with that charisma and charm."

"If being the class president means getting to spend more time with you, I'd run for it in a heartbeat."

If being the class president means I get to have your vote, then I'm definitely up for re-election.

Hey, are you the class president? Because you've mastered winning hearts and minds effortlessly.

Hey girl, if you were a US president

You’d be Baberaham Lincoln

As charming as a class president, leading with grace and style. Can I be your vice president?

"Is it just me, or is your smile as captivating as your mom's bank account? Stunning."

I did not have s**... relations with that woman. But I will have them with you!

"If your body had a fan club, I'd be the president, always showing love and admiration."

With your charm and style, you're the class prez of my dreams - captivating and fine.

Are you the president?

Because your baberaham Lincoln

"Only if I get to be your first lady. I can promise some fun legislation that involves candle-lit dinners and dancing under the stars. 😉"

"Your eyes are like a deep lake I could get lost in...after I take over the tristate area."

"If I were a fan club, you’d be the president, because I totally adore everything about you!"

"As long as 'date me' is at the top of your agenda, I'm all in! A little bit of power play never hurt anyone, right? 😏"

I wanna put my president in your Oval Office

Hey girl, I wanna elect my president into your Oval Office

"You're a drama queen in class and on stage, will you be my princess offstage as well?"

With a smile that wins votes and hearts, you're the class president who truly sets apart.

Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.

"As long as there are no boring debates, I’m all in! What's your platform on spontaneous adventures?"

Are you the class president? Because you've got my vote for the most charming guy around here.

Are you a former president?

Because I can Barack your world

Hey Girl, are you American President Warren G Harding?

Cause you Warrant a Good Hard-on

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, d**..., and Colin.

I hear she's like Obama Care, everyone can afford her but she never works.

I'm going to need a presidential pardon after this.

If Trump can be president,

Then why u cant be mine ?

Be my valentine! Yes You Can

Is your dad President Snow? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention

You know what they say, "The longer the term..."

You have trickled down into my heart.

You have spent two non-consecutive terms in my heart.

They said "Go west, young man." I say "Go south, young lady."

That's a nice shirt. Can I tax you out of it?

Something is rising and it's not the national debt.

Presidents do it for four years in a row.

Now that's what I call a stimulus package

My teeth aren't all that's wood right now.

Would you Ulysses S. Grant me permission to buy you a drink?

My last name is Harding.

Let's get stuck in a bathtub together.

I'm against slavery, but I do love b**...

Just two words? Blow me.

If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.

I'm gonna Barack your world!

I'll proclaim your Emancipation all night long.

I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions.

I didn't find any weapon of mass destruction, but I did find you.

Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.

Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.

A look from you leaves me paralyzed.

If you were a president , you would be Babe- Rahman Lincoln.

Are you the CIA? Because I don't think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won't!

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

Yeah it's pretty tricky