50 President Pick Up lines

Here are 50 president pick up lines for her and flirty president rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about president that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your president rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny president pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty president joke for a great chat response.

Best Working President Pickup Lines

A good President hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

If you were a president,

You’d be Babe-raham Lincoln
I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.
I'm the president!
My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.
I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.
I'd like to trickle down on her.

Short and cute president pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about president are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam

I'm gonna Barrack your world.

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

Next!

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

Cheesy president Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?

I've got a cherry for you, Georgie.

Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.

Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.

Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?

Just like when Reagan freed the hostages, I'm going to liberate you on the very first day.

Corny president Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming President conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.

Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

Girl, you know what they say: kiss with an ex is like serving 2 nonconsecutive presidential terms!

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

I want to take an inaugural parade right down your Pennsylvania Avenue.

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

A good president Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth President hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey girl have you ever experienced revolution firsthand? No? You wanna get out of here?

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

That Marilyn was pretty but let me show you why this Monroe is the original kiss bomb.

Ashley Graham: Everyone expects to be innocent because I’m the president’s daughter, but that isn’t true.

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

I'm like FDR. I don't even need my legs to get things done.

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

Let's be like Ulysses S. Grant and reconstruct something great.

My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.

Are you President Obama?

Because you’re Barakin’ my heart..

If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.

Hey girl, are you an ukrainian president?

Because I want you to stand by my side when things get really bad

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain President love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty President chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.