Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam

I'm gonna Barrack your world.

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?

Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.

Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.

Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?

Just like when Reagan freed the hostages, I'm going to liberate you on the very first day.

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

Girl, you know what they say: kiss with an ex is like serving 2 nonconsecutive presidential terms!

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

I want to take an inaugural parade right down your Pennsylvania Avenue.

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

Hey girl have you ever experienced revolution firsthand? No? You wanna get out of here?

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

Ashley Graham: Everyone expects to be innocent because I’m the president’s daughter, but that isn’t true.

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

I'm like FDR. I don't even need my legs to get things done.

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

Let's be like Ulysses S. Grant and reconstruct something great.

My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.

Are you President Obama?

Because you’re Barakin’ my heart..

If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.

Are you president Kennedy?

Cause I wanna take you out in a limo

Hey girl, are you an ukrainian president?

Because I want you to stand by my side when things get really bad

Hey girl, if you were a US president

You’d be Baberaham Lincoln

I did not have s**... relations with that woman. But I will have them with you!

"If your body had a fan club, I'd be the president, always showing love and admiration."

Are you the president?

Because your baberaham Lincoln

I wanna put my president in your Oval Office

"You're a drama queen in class and on stage, will you be my princess offstage as well?"

Hey girl, I wanna elect my president into your Oval Office

Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.

Are you a former president?

Because I can Barack your world

Hey Girl, are you American President Warren G Harding?

Cause you Warrant a Good Hard-on

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, d**..., and Colin.

I'm going to need a presidential pardon after this.

[50F to 30M] You're French. Look at your President. Everything is possible in this country.

I almost fell for it.

If Trump can be president,

Then why u cant be mine ?

You have trickled down into my heart.

Let me be the first commander-in-chief of your heart.

Let's heat up this Cold War.

Wanna form a more perfect union?

I'm the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere.

Yeah it's pretty tricky

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

Are you the CIA? Because I don't think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

Be my valentine! Yes You Can

A look from you leaves me paralyzed.

Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.