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Top 50 President Pick Up lines

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  1. If you were a president,

    You’d be Babe-raham Lincoln

  2. Are you the Russian president?

    Cause I wanna be Putin my dick in you

  3. I'm the president!

  4. I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

  5. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

  6. I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

  7. I'd like to trickle down on her.

  8. Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

  9. Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

    Because dam

  10. I'm gonna Barrack your world.

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I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?


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You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?

I've got a cherry for you, Georgie.

Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.

Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.

Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?

Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?

Just like when Reagan freed the hostages, I'm going to liberate you on the very first day.

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Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.

Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

The only thing to spank is butt itself.

Girl, you know what they say: sex with an ex is like serving 2 nonconsecutive presidential terms!

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

For score, seven years ago...I would have rocked that butt.

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!