Top 34 Bush Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bush pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bush tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Wanna play in the Bush?
My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?
Hey girl, why don't we go back to my place so I can facecheck your bush.
Can I trim your bushes?
I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast
Girl, I am a drummer, and I about to beat your bush with my drumsticks.
Help, I’m trapped in your rose bush and I’m feeling all thorny.
Will you let me water your bushes?
I’m a Republican. I love a good Bush. (Rick Perry)
Don't worry, babe, we'll extend the Bush tax cuts in time!

Working bush pickup lines

I don't want to beat around the bush,
So here's a razor and some shaving cream.

Hey, baby, let's get together and bash bush

Are you from a swing state? Because I’d love for you to swing my way. (Jeb Bush)

If I was a squirrel

Could I bust a nut in your bush?

I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, d**..., and Colin.

Ice Age teached us,
That in order to break the ice you just have to bush your nut deep inside.

So may I?

Are you a firefighter?

Coz my bush is on fire

Are you a gardener?

Because I got a Bush for you to trim

Hey your legs are like towers

I guess that makes me George Bush

This one is for australia

Are you a bush? Because I wanna fire in you.

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

I found a stick in the bush!

I'd like to put my mushroom in your bush.

You make me feel like cho. I just want to feast in your bush.

Can I hide in your bush?

Hey sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, you are gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

Hi, my name is Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me , “Hey you in the bushes”

Can I put out your burning bush?

Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes.

Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick: