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Top 31 Bush Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bush pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bush conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Wanna play in the Bush?

  2. My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

  3. Hey girl, why don't we go back to my place so I can facecheck your bush.

  4. Can I trim your bushes?

  5. I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

  6. Will you let me water your bushes?

  7. I’m a Republican. I love a good Bush. (Rick Perry)

  8. Don't worry, babe, we'll extend the Bush tax cuts in time!

  9. I don't want to beat around the bush,

    So here's a razor and some shaving cream.

  10. Hey, baby, let's get together and bash bush

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Funny bush pickup lines

Are you from a swing state? Because I’d love for you to swing my way. (Jeb Bush)

If I was a squirrel

Could I bust a nut in your bush?

You know, in this light you look like you could be Laura Bush's younger, more desirable sister.

Are you a firefighter?

Coz my bush is on fire

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This is a funny Bush pickup line!

Ice Age teached us,

That in order to break the ice you just have to bush your nut deep inside.

So may I?

Hey your legs are like towers

I guess that makes me George Bush

Are you a gardener?

Because I got a Bush for you to trim

Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes.

Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

Babe are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.

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Working Bush tinder opener

You make me feel like cho. I just want to feast in your bush.

I'd like to put my mushroom in your bush.

I found a stick in the bush!

Hey sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, you are gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

Hi, my name is Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me , “Hey you in the bushes”

Can I put out your burning bush?