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Top 34 Bush Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bush pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Wanna play in the Bush?

  2. My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

  3. Hey girl, why don't we go back to my place so I can facecheck your bush.

  4. Can I trim your bushes?

  5. I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

  6. I'm no Republican, but call me Bush... My Dick is my sidekick.

  7. Will you let me water your bushes?

  8. Will you let my Dick Cheney dominate your Bush?

  9. I’m a Republican. I love a good Bush. (Rick Perry)

  10. Don't worry, babe, we'll extend the Bush tax cuts in time!

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What is a Bush pickup line?

Funny bush pickup lines

I don't want to beat around the bush,
So here's a razor and some shaving cream.

Hey, baby, let's get together and bash bush

Are you from a swing state? Because I’d love for you to swing my way. (Jeb Bush)

If I was a squirrel

Could I bust a nut in your bush?

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This is a funny Bush pickup line!

Are you a firefighter?

Coz my bush is on fire

This one is for australia
Are you a bush? Because I wanna fire in you.

Ice Age teached us,

That in order to break the ice you just have to bush your nut deep inside.

So may I?

Hey your legs are like towers

I guess that makes me George Bush

Are you a gardener?

Because I got a Bush for you to trim

Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

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Working Bush tinder opener

I found a stick in the bush!

I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.

I'd like to put my mushroom in your bush.

You make me feel like cho. I just want to feast in your bush.

Can I hide in your bush?

Hey sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, you are gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

Hi, my name is Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me , “Hey you in the bushes”

Can I put out your burning bush?

Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes.