Top 29 Bunch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bunch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bunch conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

2. Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

3. Are you kraken?

   Because I picture you swallowing a bunch of seaman

4. Hey girl are you a prison?

   Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

5. Are you a school?

   Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

6. Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

   Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

7. Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

   Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

8. So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

   "Hey you dropped something!"
   to which she replied "What?"
   and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

9. Wanna come back to my place and play orphanage?

   You be the building and I'll put a bunch of unwanted kids inside you

10. Are you a cup of coffee?

    Because I want to splash a bunch of cream in your mug!

Funny bunch pickup lines

Are you a Chinese factory?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

A bunch of chemistry lines

I'm an acid. Can I neutralize your base?
Are you made of arsenic? 'Cause that's a really nice As.
I'm water. Wanna dissolve in me?
If I were an element, I would be Ba.
Are you beryllium? 'Cause you should Be with me.

I've got a bunch of chores and homework to do

But you're still first on my to do list

Are you the clown from IT?

Cuz I wanna make you swallow a bunch of my kids

Is your name Columbine?

Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you a sweatshop?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labour standarts?

Because i want to put bunch of kids in you

Is your name Sandy hook?

Cuz I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you

For all you pun lovers to spice up your love life

What do you call a bunch of Silverados from Wisconsin parked next to each other?
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A cheesey pickup line!!!

I'm sorry and you're welcome

Hey girl, are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you

Don’t take this seriously plz

Are you a factory before labor laws?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside of you.

Do you like bracelets? Because I have a bunch in my van.

Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

I have a bunch of fresh cut roast beef back at my place.

I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.