Top 26 Bunch Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bunch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.
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Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.
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Are you kraken?
Because I picture you swallowing a bunch of seaman
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Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
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So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said
"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?" -
You remind me of a bunch of cookies
Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.
Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.
But your pussy is like an Oreo; I wanna spread 'em apart and get that cream out the middle. ;) -
Are you a cup of coffee?
Because I want to splash a bunch of cream in your mug!
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Are you a Chinese factory?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
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A bunch of chemistry lines
I'm an acid. Can I neutralize your base?
Are you made of arsenic? 'Cause that's a really nice As.
I'm water. Wanna dissolve in me?
If I were an element, I would be Ba.
Are you beryllium? 'Cause you should Be with me. -
Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?
Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.
Funny bunch pickup lines
Fuck me if I'm wrong but
Most of the comments on here aren't just a bunch of fucking "Nice", right?
Disney Cinderella
I was thinking about how Disney has a bunch of variations of the Cinderella cliche of the shoe fits. Then I realized every love story is a Cinderella Story, because it's no about if they fit shoe, it's if they fit you. So the question is, do you want to be my Cinderella?
Is your name Columbine?
Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.
Are you a sweatshop?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
Is your name Sandy hook?
Cuz I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you
For all you pun lovers to spice up your love life
What do you call a bunch of Silverados from Wisconsin parked next to each other?
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A cheesey pickup line!!!
I'm sorry and you're welcome
Hey girl, are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you
Don’t take this seriously plz
Are you a factory before labor laws?
Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside of you.
Do you like bracelets? Because I have a bunch in my van.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
I have a bunch of fresh cut roast beef back at my place.
You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.
Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.