Girl are you wet yet? Because my little buddy is thirsty.

"Excuse me, but your freshman glow outshines the hottest stars, can I be your study buddy?"

"Your stunning smile and hypnotic beauty are overqualified for any heart, can mine be your perfect size?"

"With your stunning beauty and hypnotic curves, you're not just cuddle buddy material, you're my one and only overqualified dream come true."

"Is your boyfriend related to my troublesome older brother? Because compared to you, everyone else seems like trouble."

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

Are you unemployed? Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy open in my heart.

"Your curvaceous figure has me hypnotized, gorgeous. How about we explore if you're as cuddle-worthy as you look?"

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a rarity - a perfect fit for my arms and my one and only dream."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...especially when you're thicker than a snicker."

Would you like to see my special buddy breathing technique?

Do you want a study buddy? Because I can study you all night long.

"How about we paddleboard to the rhythm of our laughter, and drive to new beginnings in a classic car?"

"Is your smile one of your tattoos? Because every time you laugh, I get a permanent imprint of it on my heart."

"Our adventure could be writing the most exciting story, are you ready to turn the page with me?"

"Ever tried cross-country skiing under the stars? Your laughter would be the perfect soundtrack for such an adventure."

"Is your name Ted? Because your killer smile just woke the Persian warrior in me."

"Your radiant smile and intoxicating curves are a rarity, darling; they make you the perfect cuddle buddy for my arms."

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a hypnotic combination, making you the perfect cuddle buddy for me."

"My cousin Buddy thinks he's a catch, but after seeing you, I believe you're the real treasure."

"Your radiant cheerfulness caught my eye, but your goal-oriented mindset stole my heart, need a travel buddy?"

"My buddy bet me I couldn't strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Looks like I just won."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your mesmerizing curves, they're like the perfect cuddle roadmap for my arms."

"Like a classic car, your beauty is timeless and unique, care to accompany me on an adventurous ride?"

"Your stunning hourglass figure and radiant smile aren't just eye-catchers, they're hypnotically intoxicating neck breakers."

"Your captivating smile and hypnotic curves have me lost in time; are you my forever cuddle buddy material?"

"Your curves are a masterpiece, perfectly sculpted for my arms; are you accepting applications for a full-time cuddle buddy?"

"Hey beautiful, fancy being my cuddle buddy tonight? Because the thought of sleeping without you is simply exhausting."

"If having a relationship as complicated as my brother's third cousin's boyfriend makes you smile like this, count me in!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially when you wear that smile and those captivating curves."

"With your stunning beauty and perfect hourglass figure, you're overqualified for being just the one and only eye-catcher."

"With your stunning beauty and mesmerizing figure, you're not just thicker than a snicker, you're the envy of everyone."

"Are you a vintage car? Because your beauty is timeless, and I'd love to embark on a new adventure with you."

"Are you a blanket? Because when I look at you, all I see is my future snuggle buddy."

"Your curves might be thicker than a snicker, but they're the perfect fit for my arms, queen of natural beauty."

"Conner may be your gym buddy, but how about we swap those protein shakes for a purple Alani drink and some conversation?"

"Are you my thunder buddy? Because every time you're around, my fears seem to disappear."

I was looking for a running buddy...for the rest of my life.

"Are you my best friend's son? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've won the buddy lottery."

"Are you overqualified in being a heartbreaker? Because your natural beauty leaves a trance-like effect on me."

"Your mesmerizing beauty breaks necks, but it's your perfect size curves that have me hypnotized. Fancy being my one of a kind?"

"You're the sweet harmony to my family's constant chaos, can I be your perfect rhythm?"

"Your radiant smile and intoxicating curves define perfection; you're the stunning hourglass figure that fits flawlessly in my arms."

"When it comes to movies, I'm the best buddy you could wish for. Besides, who can resist watching films with such a charming company?"

"Is your tattoo a map? Because every line leads me towards an adventure I'd love to share with you."

"With curves that stunning, you're not just a 10, you're a perfect hourglass and my ideal cuddle buddy."

"Your radiant smile and hypnotic curves make my heart race; are you sure it's legal to be this stunningly beautiful?"

"Radiant as sun, your curves are a poem, love to be the verse that gets to cuddle around them?"

"Hey there, can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Your radiant beauty and hypnotic smile create an irresistible pull; if looking at you is a crime, I'm guilty."

"Your stunning smile and perfect curves are a neck breaker, babe. Are you overqualified for being my one-of-a-kind love?"

"As a LARP enthusiast, I know how to handle my blade. But trust me, the only thing I want to kill is loneliness."

"Your mesmerizing smile and intoxicating curves are like a sonnet, perfect in form and made for my arms only."

"With your hourglass figure and captivating beauty, I can't help but wonder, were you tailored to perfection just for me?"

Is your mom "little Debbie"?

Cause you look like my next nutty buddy

"Your smile is a hypnotic trance, curvier than a snicker and the only cure is your warm, intoxicating embrace."

"Your laughter could be my soundtrack as we enjoy the great outdoors, maybe even on a cross country ski adventure?"

"Your radiant smile and intoxicating curves make me feel like I've found the diamond in the rough, are you made for my arms?"

"Your hypnotic curves radiate natural beauty, making you an eye-catcher, thicker than a snicker, the only cuddle-buddie I need."

"With that gorgeous smile and hypnotic curves, you're not just my ideal cuddle buddy, you're overqualified in the league of beauties."

"Is your tattoo an antique classic? Because it's as captivating as those old cars you love."

"With your stunning curves and gorgeous features, you're overqualified for being my one-of-a-kind, neck-breaking beauty."

"How about we combine our love for adventure and classic cars, taking the scenic route to a concert just for two?"

"Your radiant smile and hypnotic curves are a stunning masterpiece, just the perfect fit for my dreams."

"Your pretty smile has a language of its own and it's telling me we're more than just chat buddies."

"Your yellow buddy is cute, but it's your radiant smile that truly illuminates my world."

Are you buddy valastro?

Cuz you got cake, boss