I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Do Moonie couples also talk like that?

I aint no cashier, but u got a couple things i wanna check out

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

What do two single rowers make together, a double or a couple? Hopefully both.

Have you seen the clown that hides from from people who would make a great couple?

Me neither

I've got a couple stamina potions so we can go all night.

I’d pick you for couples skating any day.

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your biceps while imagining our couples workout routine."

"Do you like KDramas? Because our chemistry could outshine any lead couple."

"If words could paint, I'd write a 1500-word essay on how our chemistry could outshine the sun."

"You're so funny, you make me green out; like a rocket, you send me straight to couple's therapy with your charm."

Wassup I got a couple balls in my pocket if you're interested.

"You're not my fiance yet, but trust me, the depths of my love will have you saying 'I do' in no time."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I fail another couple of times walking by?"

"Before you block me, remember, even the best novels have a couple of chapters they'd like to rewrite."

"I've always dreamt of being a great dad, but first, how about we start with being the perfect couple?"

"Are you a Leo? Because your twins have got the gravitational pull of a couple of celestial bodies."

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

"Between the moonlight and your radiance, when can we transform this beautiful moment into a forever?"

"Well, I believe it's my knack for making every moment an adventure, coupled with a dash of unexpected humor that leaves quite the impression."

"And if enchantment was a person, it would be you. With your charm, my loyalty, we'd be the royal couple of fairy tales."

"If loving Wikipedia pages is wrong, who needs right? Maybe we could start our own Wiki page: 'Adventures of a hilarious couple.'"

"Sorry, did it hurt? When we both fell from the vending machine because we're a couple of snacks."

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

"Do you like noodles too? Cause darling, together we'd make an unbeatable 'past-a' couple."

"You love Busch Light, but how about we 'CAN-cel' Biden over a couple of cold ones?"

"Those dimples when you smile, coupled with your big eyes, make the stars seem dull in your stunning presence."

"Looking pretty as ever today, how about we paint the town red by being the hottest couple around?"

"Tonight, as we gaze at the stars, shall we make them envious of our eternal love story?"

"Guess we're like a couple in a hentai plot, irresistibly drawn to each other."

"No ring needed to prove our bond; just us, exploring the depths of love and making each moment count."

"Why wait until the moon fades, when we can create our forever under this enchanting starlit canopy?"

We are the perfect couple because we work as a unit.

Most couples love finishing each other's sentences....

I just wanna finish in you 🥵

"Every time we hang out as best friends, I can't help but feel like we'd top the charts as a couple."

"Girl, if dating you is like winning, then get ready for me to book us a two-way ticket to Couple’s Paradise."

Are you the McDonald's play place?

Because I wanna play with you for a couple hours and then leave to never see you again.

"Is your picture on a magazine cover? Because your beauty coupled with that hot body is totally headline-worthy."

"Well, I must say, you've peaked my curiosity. How about we share a couple of secrets over a virtual coffee sometime?"

Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?

Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a s**....

"Your confidence intrigues me, and I'm already charmed. Together, we might just become the most talked-about duo in town. Ready to steal some hearts?"

"How about I save you 1500 words and show you in person why we'd make the most stunning duo?"

"Being with you is like greening out on laughter, and I wouldn't mind a lifetime prescription in our couples therapy."

Someday we’ll be one of those cute old couples

Actually, you’ll be the cute one, and I’ll just be the lucky one

Note: iTaukei or Fijian language pick-up lines are challenging due to the cultural nuances that must be considered, however, here's an attempt at a couple of cheesy ones with respect to the language and culture.

"If 'Au domoni iko' was a star, it couldn't shine as brightly as your smile."
Translation: "I love you."

"Cool mix! I'm mostly about exploring hidden city gems, coupled with a good book and unplanned road trips. Your cocktail mix sounds intriguing!"

"If words were kisses, I'd write a 1500-word essay to describe how electrifying we'd be together."

"Are you serious right meow? Because I'm pawsitive we'd make the purrfect couple."

"Imagine a 1500-word essay explaining our chemistry, but why not let our lips do the talking instead?"

Hey baby, how about I call a couple of friends and we show you our Three Talon Strike?

"Sure seems like it! We've got the charm and wit to rival any sitcom couple. You're more the Rachel or the Monica though?"

You and me would make the BRIGHTEST couple or should I say SUN set.

Roses are red Violets are purple,

You and me would be the perfect couple

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

"Is your name Rose? Because our story could be more epic than the Titanic over a couple of burgers."

"Darling, if you think we're just an official couple now, wait until I redefine love for you every single day."

Girl, if you and I magnetically coupled our windings, we could transform the world.

Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

"Darling, you're not my fiancé, but my equal partner. Let's weave a love story that even stars will envy."

Hey baby, what do you get when you add U and I together

A perfect couple

Hey big guy, you've really got an exceptionally pure shot. We'd make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

"Well, that's a bummer! I had booked us a couple of space suits for our first date!"

"With my endless charm and your sparkling charisma, we'd be more than irresistible. We'd practically redefine the meaning of 'power couple'. Want to prove them wrong together?"

Hey girl, are you a fnaf animatronic

Cause I wanna put a couple kids in you.

"What kind of drinks spark your interest, Chelsea? Maybe we could share stories over a couple of them someday."

"Just like my favorite anime couple, our love story could be the best plot twist ever."