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110 Couple Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 couple pick up lines for her and flirty couple rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about couple that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your couple rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny couple pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty couple joke for a great chat response.

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A good Couple pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You have all the right angles but if you were with me we’d make acute couple ️

  2. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

  3. Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

    Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

  4. What's a couple of bites like you doing out here?

  5. So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

  6. If you don't know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I've got a couple of sheets for us to get under.

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What is a good Couple pickup line?

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Short and cute couple pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about couple are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Do Moonie couples also talk like that?

I aint no cashier, but u got a couple things i wanna check out

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

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Smooth Couple pickup line

What do two single rowers make together, a double or a couple? Hopefully both.

Have you seen the clown that hides from from people who would make a great couple?
Me neither

Are you a G-protein coupled receptor? Because I am totally coupled to you!

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Cheesy couple Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I've got a couple stamina potions so we can go all night.

I’d pick you for couples skating any day.

"What if we write our own love story instead of a 1500-word essay, proving we're the hottest couple alive?"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your biceps while imagining our couples workout routine."

"Do you like KDramas? Because our chemistry could outshine any lead couple."


Ooops , I expanded my couples.

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Working Couple tinder opener

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I fail another couple of times walking by?"

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Try using funny and charming Couple conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Wassup I got a couple balls in my pocket if you're interested.

"You're so funny, you make me green out; like a rocket, you send me straight to couple's therapy with your charm."

"You're not my fiance yet, but trust me, the depths of my love will have you saying 'I do' in no time."

"Before you block me, remember, even the best novels have a couple of chapters they'd like to rewrite."

"Are you a Leo? Because your twins have got the gravitational pull of a couple of celestial bodies."

"I've always dreamt of being a great dad, but first, how about we start with being the perfect couple?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in my 1500-word love letter."

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

"And if enchantment was a person, it would be you. With your charm, my loyalty, we'd be the royal couple of fairy tales."


"Between the moonlight and your radiance, when can we transform this beautiful moment into a forever?"

"Well, I believe it's my knack for making every moment an adventure, coupled with a dash of unexpected humor that leaves quite the impression."

"If loving Wikipedia pages is wrong, who needs right? Maybe we could start our own Wiki page: 'Adventures of a hilarious couple.'"

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Clever couple Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Couple hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Sorry, did it hurt? When we both fell from the vending machine because we're a couple of snacks."

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

"Do you like noodles too? Cause darling, together we'd make an unbeatable 'past-a' couple."

"Those dimples when you smile, coupled with your big eyes, make the stars seem dull in your stunning presence."

"You love Busch Light, but how about we 'CAN-cel' Biden over a couple of cold ones?"

"Should we set a date, or will the stars align naturally to transition us from being stargazers to soulmates?"

"Guess we're like a couple in a hentai plot, irresistibly drawn to each other."

"Looking pretty as ever today, how about we paint the town red by being the hottest couple around?"

"Tonight, as we gaze at the stars, shall we make them envious of our eternal love story?"


"No ring needed to prove our bond; just us, exploring the depths of love and making each moment count."

Are you the McDonald's play place?

Because I wanna play with you for a couple hours and then leave to never see you again.

We are the perfect couple because we work as a unit.

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Using these smooth Couple pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Girl, if dating you is like winning, then get ready for me to book us a two-way ticket to Couple’s Paradise."

Most couples love finishing each other's sentences....

I just wanna finish in you 🥵

"Why wait until the moon fades, when we can create our forever under this enchanting starlit canopy?"

"Every time we hang out as best friends, I can't help but feel like we'd top the charts as a couple."

"Well, I must say, you've peaked my curiosity. How about we share a couple of secrets over a virtual coffee sometime?"

"Who knew my future match would be a chocolate lover? I guess we're a sweet couple already. 😉"

"Is your picture on a magazine cover? Because your beauty coupled with that hot body is totally headline-worthy."

Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?

Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a s**....

"Your confidence intrigues me, and I'm already charmed. Together, we might just become the most talked-about duo in town. Ready to steal some hearts?"


"How about I save you 1500 words and show you in person why we'd make the most stunning duo?"

Someday we’ll be one of those cute old couples

Actually, you’ll be the cute one, and I’ll just be the lucky one

"Being with you is like greening out on laughter, and I wouldn't mind a lifetime prescription in our couples therapy."

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Flirty couple Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Couple pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Imagine a 1500-word essay explaining our chemistry, but why not let our lips do the talking instead?"

"Cool mix! I'm mostly about exploring hidden city gems, coupled with a good book and unplanned road trips. Your cocktail mix sounds intriguing!"

Note: iTaukei or Fijian language pick-up lines are challenging due to the cultural nuances that must be considered, however, here's an attempt at a couple of cheesy ones with respect to the language and culture.

"If 'Au domoni iko' was a star, it couldn't shine as brightly as your smile."
Translation: "I love you."

"Are you serious right meow? Because I'm pawsitive we'd make the purrfect couple."

"If words were kisses, I'd write a 1500-word essay to describe how electrifying we'd be together."

Are you my next password?
Because you are asstastic!!! (Credit - Couples Retreat)

Hey baby, how about I call a couple of friends and we show you our Three Talon Strike?

"Sure seems like it! We've got the charm and wit to rival any sitcom couple. You're more the Rachel or the Monica though?"

Roses are red Violets are purple,

You and me would be the perfect couple


You and me would make the BRIGHTEST couple or should I say SUN set.

"Darling, if you think we're just an official couple now, wait until I redefine love for you every single day."

Girl, if you and I magnetically coupled our windings, we could transform the world.

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What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

"Is your name Rose? Because our story could be more epic than the Titanic over a couple of burgers."

Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

"Darling, you're not my fiancé, but my equal partner. Let's weave a love story that even stars will envy."

Hey baby, what do you get when you add U and I together

A perfect couple

"Care to join me for a couple of curls? Your beauty is already making my heart do cardio."

Hey big guy, you've really got an exceptionally pure shot. We'd make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

"Well, that's a bummer! I had booked us a couple of space suits for our first date!"

"With my endless charm and your sparkling charisma, we'd be more than irresistible. We'd practically redefine the meaning of 'power couple'. Want to prove them wrong together?"


Hey girl, are you a fnaf animatronic

Cause I wanna put a couple kids in you.

"Do you believe in reincarnation? Because I can't help but feel we've used up a couple of our nine lives together."

"Just like my favorite anime couple, our love story could be the best plot twist ever."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Couple love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Couple chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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