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Top 46 Couple Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Couple pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

  2. What's a couple of bites like you doing out here?

  3. So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

  4. Do Moonie couples also talk like that?

  5. We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

  6. If you need to stock up on Pokeballs, I’ve got a couple right here.

  7. I've got a couple stamina potions so we can go all night.

  8. Ooops , I expanded my couples.

  9. A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

  10. Someday we’ll be one of those cute old couples

    Actually, you’ll be the cute one, and I’ll just be the lucky one

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Funny couple pickup lines

Hey baby, how about I call a couple of friends and we show you our Three Talon Strike?

You and me would make the BRIGHTEST couple or should I say SUN set.

Inspired by a gym conversation

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

One of the guys says

Girl, if you and I magnetically coupled our windings, we could transform the world.

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This is a funny Couple pickup line!

Hey baby, what do you get when you add U and I together

A perfect couple

Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?
Because you make my knees weak.

What has a couple hundred teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

I need a bro

Ok so last night I was all alone at the bar. Let's just say my friends were too busy to hang out. There were couple of good groups of girls. Being all alone I couldn't man up and talk to the girls. It is just me who feel little awkward to talk to girls when alone at a pub or bad?

Wanna spend a couple years of your life with me?

Nothing lasts forever. let’s make the best of it!

Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

Self created, don’t overuse please

Hey are you a cannibal? Because I want my kids in your mouth
(This won’t draw in everyone... but it does draw in a couple of fine chicks)

Hey girl are you a parallel force equal opposite and seperated by a distance from me

Cuz we'd make a great couple

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Working Couple tinder opener

You know what’s opening in your street in a couple of days?

My Legs

Hey girl it seems i’m missing a couple digits...

any chance i could get yours

They say same sex couples burn in hell

But you are so hot, I’d think you would turn the tables and burn hell.

Favorite awful pickup line that actually worked?

Mine was written on an IHOP receipt for my waitress. It read “if you’re into butt stuff, I’m into you” followed by my friend’s number. I had a girlfriend at the time and was just wing-manning him. I was surprised when she actually texted him that night. They even dated for a couple months.

We'd make the purrfect couple

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

I have a certificate to couple spa that expires tomorrow. I don't want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?

I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk. But I got a couple tricks up my sleeve.

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

Loving you every day and every night is the only thing I wish for. Get prepared for a couple of sleepless nights with me as your birthday gift! Happy Birthday Darling!

Wassup I got a couple balls in my pocket if you're interested.