I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Do Moonie couples also talk like that?

I aint no cashier, but u got a couple things i wanna check out

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

What do two single rowers make together, a double or a couple? Hopefully both.

Have you seen the clown that hides from from people who would make a great couple?

Me neither

I’d pick you for couples skating any day.

I've got a couple stamina potions so we can go all night.

"What if we write our own love story instead of a 1500-word essay, proving we're the hottest couple alive?"

"If words could paint, I'd write a 1500-word essay on how our chemistry could outshine the sun."

Ooops , I expanded my couples.

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. It should be illegal to look that good.

If happiness had a name, it would be yours. Can I keep basking in your beautiful energy?

"Do you like KDramas? Because our chemistry could outshine any lead couple."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your biceps while imagining our couples workout routine."

"Are you a therapist? Because every time I see you, my heart feels healed and whole."

Wassup I got a couple balls in my pocket if you're interested.

"You're so funny, you make me green out; like a rocket, you send me straight to couple's therapy with your charm."

"You're not my fiance yet, but trust me, the depths of my love will have you saying 'I do' in no time."

"Are you a hunter? Because you've just caught my heart in your crosshairs."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I fail another couple of times walking by?"

That's cool! I've always dreamt of opening a café too. We could be the ultimate power couple – double the caffeine, double the fun!

"Before you block me, remember, even the best novels have a couple of chapters they'd like to rewrite."

"I've always dreamt of being a great dad, but first, how about we start with being the perfect couple?"

"Are you a Leo? Because your twins have got the gravitational pull of a couple of celestial bodies."

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

Are you a couple therapist? Because you have the perfect remedy for my heartache.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in my 1500-word love letter."

"Well, I believe it's my knack for making every moment an adventure, coupled with a dash of unexpected humor that leaves quite the impression."

"And if enchantment was a person, it would be you. With your charm, my loyalty, we'd be the royal couple of fairy tales."

"Is your dog a matchmaker? Because I can't help but see us as the perfect 'paw-some' couple!"

"Between the moonlight and your radiance, when can we transform this beautiful moment into a forever?"

"Do you believe in love at first bite? Because I feel like we'd make a great broc-couple."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on a couple of clouds!

"Just like my car, my love for you runs deep; let’s take a ride through life together."

"If loving Wikipedia pages is wrong, who needs right? Maybe we could start our own Wiki page: 'Adventures of a hilarious couple.'"

"You make our domsub fantasies run wild. Care to join us and see where it leads?"

"You must be a therapist, because just being around you makes me feel understood and loved."

"Are you the missing puzzle piece to our domsub dynamic? Because I'd love to be in between you two."

"Sorry, did it hurt? When we both fell from the vending machine because we're a couple of snacks."

"Are you a magnet? Because I feel drawn to you between the dominant and submissive roles."

"If I were a book, I'd be the thrilling chapter that brings balance to your dominant-submissive relationship."

"If making you go away is the key to your bliss, then maybe I should stick around a little longer."

Only a couple, but I'm more interested in enjoying good company. How about we meet up for a drink and share some stories?

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

"Are you the missing puzzle piece in our dynamic? Because being with you feels just right."

Are you two a Wi-Fi network? Because I want to be right in the middle of your connection.

"You love Busch Light, but how about we 'CAN-cel' Biden over a couple of cold ones?"

"Should we set a date, or will the stars align naturally to transition us from being stargazers to soulmates?"

"Do you like noodles too? Cause darling, together we'd make an unbeatable 'past-a' couple."

"If being the middle in your domsub relationship means being surrounded by your allure, count me in."

"No ring needed to prove our bond; just us, exploring the depths of love and making each moment count."

"Looking pretty as ever today, how about we paint the town red by being the hottest couple around?"

"Guess we're like a couple in a hentai plot, irresistibly drawn to each other."

"Tonight, as we gaze at the stars, shall we make them envious of our eternal love story?"

"Are you the missing piece to complete our puzzle? Because we're a perfect fit and ready for you."

Are you the missing puzzle piece between us, completing our domsub dynamic perfectly?

"Every time we hang out as best friends, I can't help but feel like we'd top the charts as a couple."

"Girl, if dating you is like winning, then get ready for me to book us a two-way ticket to Couple’s Paradise."

We are the perfect couple because we work as a unit.

Sexy Pikachu, huh? That's cute! Maybe I'll surprise you with a matching Bulbasaur costume. Let's be the cutest couple at the party!

Most couples love finishing each other's sentences....

I just wanna finish in you 🥵

"Why wait until the moon fades, when we can create our forever under this enchanting starlit canopy?"

"Is your picture on a magazine cover? Because your beauty coupled with that hot body is totally headline-worthy."

"Well, I must say, you've peaked my curiosity. How about we share a couple of secrets over a virtual coffee sometime?"

"Who knew my future match would be a chocolate lover? I guess we're a sweet couple already. 😉"

"I may not be able to understand everything, but I do know one thing - I want to make you smile."

Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?

Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a s**....

"Are you the missing puzzle piece in our domsub dynamic? Because damn, we're craving your touch."

"You two have such an alluring energy together... mind if I join in and bring some extra spice?"

Your presence is a magnetic force drawing me into the passionate connection between dominance and submission.

"How about I save you 1500 words and show you in person why we'd make the most stunning duo?"

Are you a couple therapist? Because I feel like we could work on some serious chemistry together.

"Being with you is like greening out on laughter, and I wouldn't mind a lifetime prescription in our couples therapy."

Someday we’ll be one of those cute old couples

Actually, you’ll be the cute one, and I’ll just be the lucky one

"Are you serious right meow? Because I'm pawsitive we'd make the purrfect couple."

"Cool mix! I'm mostly about exploring hidden city gems, coupled with a good book and unplanned road trips. Your cocktail mix sounds intriguing!"

"Imagine a 1500-word essay explaining our chemistry, but why not let our lips do the talking instead?"

Are you made of diamonds? Because being near you is the only thing that can give me true bliss.

Note: iTaukei or Fijian language pick-up lines are challenging due to the cultural nuances that must be considered, however, here's an attempt at a couple of cheesy ones with respect to the language and culture.

"If 'Au domoni iko' was a star, it couldn't shine as brightly as your smile."
Translation: "I love you."

"If words were kisses, I'd write a 1500-word essay to describe how electrifying we'd be together."

Well, I can't argue with that! Maybe we can compete for the title of "cutest couple" someday 😉

"Is your wardrobe all black? Because I think we’d make a perfect couple, just like Jack and Sally!"

Are you the dom and sub? Because I feel like I could be the perfect punctuation mark between you two.

"Sure seems like it! We've got the charm and wit to rival any sitcom couple. You're more the Rachel or the Monica though?"

"Your smile, coupled with that irresistible lipstick, makes me wonder how sweet your kisses must be."

Are you my next password?

Because you are asstastic!!! (Credit - Couples Retreat)

Hey baby, how about I call a couple of friends and we show you our Three Talon Strike?

You and me would make the BRIGHTEST couple or should I say SUN set.

"You make me feel like the sweet spot between control and surrender. Can I be yours too?"

Roses are red Violets are purple,

You and me would be the perfect couple

"Is your name Rose? Because our story could be more epic than the Titanic over a couple of burgers."

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

"Darling, if you think we're just an official couple now, wait until I redefine love for you every single day."

Girl, if you and I magnetically coupled our windings, we could transform the world.

"Are you the missing puzzle piece in our domsub dynamic? Because I can't help but crave your presence."

Are you a therapist? Because every time I see you, my heart feels healed.

"Are you a couple therapist? Because I think we need some professional help with this chemistry between us!"

Are you a couple therapist? Because whenever I'm with you, all my relationship problems disappear.

Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

Hey baby, what do you get when you add U and I together

A perfect couple

"Well, that's a bummer! I had booked us a couple of space suits for our first date!"

Hey big guy, you've really got an exceptionally pure shot. We'd make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

"Darling, you're not my fiancé, but my equal partner. Let's weave a love story that even stars will envy."

Sure thing! I'll be the guy in the rainbow unicorn speedo. We'll be the most vibrant couple at the pool! 🌈

"Is your name therapy? Because you've got me opening up like a book in your waiting room!"

"Care to join me for a couple of curls? Your beauty is already making my heart do cardio."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you. Let's make some purrfect memories together."

I can't decide if I want to submit to you or dominate you. Can we explore both?

"With my endless charm and your sparkling charisma, we'd be more than irresistible. We'd practically redefine the meaning of 'power couple'. Want to prove them wrong together?"

"Do you believe in protecting what matters? Because I’d go to hell and back for someone like you."

Hey girl, are you a fnaf animatronic

Cause I wanna put a couple kids in you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we book a therapy session together?

"Being single is great, but I bet we'd make an incredible couple—hot and irresistible together!"

Is it just me, or are you a magnet for positivity? Because every time I'm near you, my day brightens up.

"Just like my favorite anime couple, our love story could be the best plot twist ever."

You're the missing piece in our dynamic. Let me be the one to fulfill your every desire.

"I can't help but imagine how electrifying it would be with you in the middle of us."

"What kind of drinks spark your interest, Chelsea? Maybe we could share stories over a couple of them someday."

"Do you believe in reincarnation? Because I can't help but feel we've used up a couple of our nine lives together."

Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.

What has a couple hundred teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

I need a bro

Ok so last night I was all alone at the bar. Let's just say my friends were too busy to hang out. There were couple of good groups of girls. Being all alone I couldn't man up and talk to the girls. It is just me who feel little awkward to talk to girls when alone at a pub or bad?

Hey girl it seems i’m missing a couple digits...

any chance i could get yours

Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

You know what’s opening in your street in a couple of days?

My Legs

Hey girl are you a parallel force equal opposite and seperated by a distance from me

Cuz we'd make a great couple

Wanna spend a couple years of your life with me?

Nothing lasts forever. let’s make the best of it!

Her: "Those two over there are the cutest couple I've ever seen"

"Then you've never seen us together"

Let's go shed a couple parts per million and get back to our natural state.

I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk. But I got a couple tricks up my sleeve.