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Top 50 Couple Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Couple pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

  2. Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

    Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

  3. What's a couple of bites like you doing out here?

  4. So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

  5. Do Moonie couples also talk like that?

  6. We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

  7. If you need to stock up on Pokeballs, I’ve got a couple right here.

  8. I've got a couple stamina potions so we can go all night.

  9. Ooops , I expanded my couples.

  10. A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

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We are the perfect couple because we work as a unit.

Damn, I'm no weatherman

But, you can expect a couple inches tonight

Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?

Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a stroke.

Someday we’ll be one of those cute old couples

Actually, you’ll be the cute one, and I’ll just be the lucky one

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Roses are red Violets are purple,

You and me would be the perfect couple

You and me would make the BRIGHTEST couple or should I say SUN set.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Girl, if you and I magnetically coupled our windings, we could transform the world.

Inspired by a gym conversation

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

One of the guys says

Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

Hey baby, what do you get when you add U and I together

A perfect couple

Hey big guy, you've really got an exceptionally pure shot. We'd make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

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What has a couple hundred teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

I need a bro

Ok so last night I was all alone at the bar. Let's just say my friends were too busy to hang out. There were couple of good groups of girls. Being all alone I couldn't man up and talk to the girls. It is just me who feel little awkward to talk to girls when alone at a pub or bad?

Wanna spend a couple years of your life with me?

Nothing lasts forever. let’s make the best of it!

Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

Self created, don’t overuse please

Hey are you a cannibal? Because I want my kids in your mouth
(This won’t draw in everyone... but it does draw in a couple of fine chicks)

Hey girl are you a parallel force equal opposite and seperated by a distance from me

Cuz we'd make a great couple

Her: "Those two over there are the cutest couple I've ever seen"

"Then you've never seen us together"

You know what’s opening in your street in a couple of days?

My Legs

Hey girl it seems i’m missing a couple digits...

any chance i could get yours

They say same sex couples burn in hell

But you are so hot, I’d think you would turn the tables and burn hell.

I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk. But I got a couple tricks up my sleeve.