Top 50 Couple Pick Up lines

I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Do Moonie couples also talk like that?

I aint no cashier, but u got a couple things i wanna check out

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

What do two single rowers make together, a double or a couple? Hopefully both.

I've got a couple stamina potions so we can go all night.

I’d pick you for couples skating any day.

Ooops , I expanded my couples.

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

Most couples love finishing each other's sentences....

I just wanna finish in you 🥵

Are you the McDonald's play place?

Because I wanna play with you for a couple hours and then leave to never see you again.

Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?

Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a s**....

Someday we’ll be one of those cute old couples

Actually, you’ll be the cute one, and I’ll just be the lucky one

Are you my next password?

Because you are asstastic!!! (Credit - Couples Retreat)

Hey baby, how about I call a couple of friends and we show you our Three Talon Strike?

Roses are red Violets are purple,

You and me would be the perfect couple

Girl, if you and I magnetically coupled our windings, we could transform the world.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

Hey big guy, you've really got an exceptionally pure shot. We'd make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

Hey baby, what do you get when you add U and I together

A perfect couple

Hey girl, are you a fnaf animatronic

Cause I wanna put a couple kids in you.

Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.

What has a couple hundred teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

I need a bro

Ok so last night I was all alone at the bar. Let's just say my friends were too busy to hang out. There were couple of good groups of girls. Being all alone I couldn't man up and talk to the girls. It is just me who feel little awkward to talk to girls when alone at a pub or bad?

Wanna spend a couple years of your life with me?

Nothing lasts forever. let’s make the best of it!

Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

Hey girl are you a parallel force equal opposite and seperated by a distance from me

Cuz we'd make a great couple

Her: "Those two over there are the cutest couple I've ever seen"

"Then you've never seen us together"

You know what’s opening in your street in a couple of days?

My Legs

Hey girl it seems i’m missing a couple digits...

any chance i could get yours

Hey, baby. Let's make like a couple of NPCs on the set of minecraft Monster's, inc.

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

Loving you every day and every night is the only thing I wish for. Get prepared for a couple of sleepless nights with me as your birthday gift! Happy Birthday Darling!

Let's go shed a couple parts per million and get back to our natural state.

Roses are red
Lillies are white.
We’d make a great couple,
You know that I’m right.

Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?