The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Person Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Person pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Person tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

    So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.

  3. Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

    Because I've just got to make you mine.

  4. Stand next to the person and say:

    If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)

  5. Me: would you say that you're a bathroom singer?

    Person: *yes*

    Me: Can I come to one of your concerts then?

  6. Walks into a bra shop

    This bra? $15. this bra? (point at another bra) $17. but you bra, (point at the person) priceless (then go in for a hug)

  7. I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !

    We could do some cardio at your place !

  8. Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

  9. Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

  10. How to respond to "you up" text

    Something funny/clever i like this person

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Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

Hey babe, you’re the perfect person to keep me warm at Valley Forge.

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?

I'm a very taco-tive person.

Wanna try my personal dipping sauce?

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This is a funny Person pickup line!

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

What is a royal person like you doing in a royal place like this?

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have kiss with.

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Working Person tinder opener

I'm a close personal friend of Superman.

There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of my pants.

You’re into threesomes?

Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.

You get to get on my personal hotspot!

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

You: Do you like math?

Person: No.
You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Girl, can you be the Carbon to my Flouride?

Big props to anyone who gets this, if the person who you say it to does get it then they're the one ;)

Just call me your personal laxtitute.