110 Elf Pick Up lines And Rizz

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to o**... loud for all to hear.

Half-elf: 'Wanna peek at my other half?'

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

"Are you an elf? Because your enchanting beauty has cast a spell on my heart that only love can break."

"You've got the charm of an elf, the mystery of Zelda, and beauty that could drown. Can I be your player two?"

"Are you an enchantress? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm under a powerful elvish charm."

"In our enchanted elf realm, can I be your brave knight longing for your intoxicating beauty?"

"Ever wanted to be a forest elf? Let's explore my world, but be careful, it's full of wild adventures."

"Half elf maiden, your eyes shine bright, like twin moons gracing the starless night."

"Not even an elf's spell could conjure up someone as captivating as you, have we met in a dream?"

"Are you an elf from Zelda? Because with you, I'd never be tired or drowned, only lost in your enchanted eyes."

"Is your name magic? Because every time I see you, I'm spellbound by your elven beauty."

"Is your charm natural, or elf magic? Either way, you've got me enchanted."

"You must be an elf from Elfrizzsick, because your beauty is as rare and captivating as the most magical of realms."

"Are we in an elven forest, or is my heart just racing at the sight of your enchanting glow?"

"I'm an elf seeking enchantment, and with your divine beauty, I believe I've found my spell."

"Are you an enchanted elf? Because whenever I see you, my heart performs its own version of the 'happy little elf dance.'"

"Are you an enchantress? Because my heart beats like an elvin drum whenever I see you."

"How about we make some magic together, elf-style? I promise, with me, it'll be enchanting as a starlit woodland dance."

"Are you an enchantress in our elf world? Because your charm has spelled a magic I can't resist."

"Are you an enchantress? Because your elven beauty has cast a spell that's stolen my heart."

"Even if I were drowned in the Zelda world, one glance at your elf-like beauty would surely revive me."

"Is your magic natural or did you just enchant my heart with that bewitching smile of yours?"

"Lost my map, can't find the way to your heart; guess I'm no Legolas when it comes to love!"

"In the realm of elves, you'd be the queen, captivating hearts with your charm unseen."

"In the realm of enchanted elves, your smile would outshine the brightest star."

"Is your name Legolas? Because you've got me bewitched with those eyes, sharper than any elven arrow."

"How about we play elves? Cause I've got an enchanted forest where you can plant your magic wand."

"Are you an elf from the enchanted forest? Because your beauty is truly otherworldly."

"You must be a spellcaster, because your smile has enchanted my heart, and I wouldn't mind getting lost in your forest."

"Are you a drowned elf? Because you've left me breathless and dying to dive deeper into your depths."

"Have you enchanted your eyes, or am I just spellbound by this half-elf's beauty?"

"Are you an elf from Zelda's realm? Because your beauty makes my heart feel like it's drowning in desire."

"Are you an elven spell? Because every time I see you, I'm enchanted by your beauty."

"Is your name enchantment? Because when I look at you, all I see is magic."

"Is your aura made of magic? Because it's lighting up my world brighter than any elfin lantern."

"Like a mythical elf, you enchant me. Like Zelda, you challenge me. Tired? Because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"I must have found the enchanted forest, because nothing is more magical than your smile, my beautiful elf."

I’m no elf on the shelf

But for you baby I could switch positions every night.

Let's go back to my sweet pad. I've got a waterbed. Wink.

"Your enchanting gaze, a blend of earth and skies, tells tales of the magic in half-elf eyes."

Hey baby are you a night elf?

Because your sacred grove is about to be desecrated

"Care to join this charming elf in an enchanted journey? You're the magic that completes my fantasy."

"A castle dark, my hidden lair, yet you four brave hearts dare. Thy courage leaves me in awe, like a sunlit summer's glare."

"Thine elven beauty so rare and wise, I'm lost forever in your mesmerizing eyes."

"Excuse me, but is your name Legolas? Because my heart's been shot by your elvish charm and it's not 'Lothlórien' around!"

"Is your name Legolas? Because your eyes outshine the stars of the Elven Kingdom, making my heart race."

"Your eyes are so captivating, they could turn even the most steadfast dwarf into an elf-lover."

"Your smile must be enchanted, because it's casting a spell that makes my heart race uncontrollably."

"Hey there, exhausted elf, are you lost in Zelda? Because I've got a heart container that's full of love for you."

"Are you an elf? Because your beauty has me entranced, and I'm eager to explore the depths of your enchantment."

Trust me; I'm a good stocking stuffer.

It might be because Im an elf, but I’d love to build a relationship with you.

No, no. I don’t bake cookies.

You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

Not everything about me is tiny!

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners

2500 years is not *that* much of an age difference!

Banging Banging's my favorite

Did I miss any??

Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to?

Nice tunic! It would look great on the floor by my bed.

That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there.

There're plenty more arrows where that came from.

There's a reason why they stopped calling us "The Little People".

There’s no height limit on love!

Tiny hands give better backrubs.

Turst me; I'm a good stocking stuffer.