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Top 50 Elf Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Elf pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Elf conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.

  2. I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.

  3. I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

  4. I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

  5. I’m no elf on the shelf

    But for you baby I could switch positions every night.

  6. Let's go back to my sweet pad. I've got a waterbed. Wink.

  7. Hey baby are you a night elf?

    Because your sacred grove is about to be desecrated

  8. Trust me; I'm a good stocking stuffer.

  9. It might be because Im an elf, but I’d love to build a relationship with you.

  10. No, no. I don’t bake cookies.

    You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

Funny elf pickup lines

Did I miss any??

Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to?

Do you prefer it with the Light of Earendil on, or off?

Dobby will always protect you from STI's.

Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?

Hey babe, I'm free on Christmas Eve.

I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.

I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

I invented the Naughty List…

I may be claymation, but I'm stiff where it counts.

I taught Santa everything he knows.

I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.

I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?

I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi

I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.

I'm an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.

I'm not Elmo, but don't stop tickling.

I've mastered the "Elvish Tongue"... Want a demonstration?

I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

If you're lucky, I'll put you on the naughty list.

Is it chilly in here? 'Cuz you give me snow flurries!

Is that Lembas bread or are you just happy to see me?