Top 50 Elf Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Elf pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Elf tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.
Are you Mother Elf? Because I would want to make some Baby Elves out of you.
I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.
I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.
I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.
I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to o**... loud for all to hear.

Half-elf: 'Wanna peek at my other half?'

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Let's go back to my sweet pad. I've got a waterbed. Wink.

Hey baby are you a night elf?

Because your sacred grove is about to be desecrated

Trust me; I'm a good stocking stuffer.

It might be because Im an elf, but I’d love to build a relationship with you.

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No, no. I don’t bake cookies.

You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

Hey babe, I'm free on Christmas Eve.

I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.

I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

I invented the Naughty List…

I taught Santa everything he knows.

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I think I just got struck by Cupid’s antler… And yes, I mean "antler".

I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.

I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?

I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi

I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.

I'm an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.

I'm not Elmo, but don't stop tickling.

I've mastered the "Elvish Tongue"... Want a demonstration?

I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

If you're lucky, I'll put you on the naughty list.

Is it chilly in here? 'Cuz you give me snow flurries!

Is that Lembas bread or are you just happy to see me?

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Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn't mean

Let's go back to my swet pad. I've got a waterbed. Wink.

Mistress provides Dobby with clothes? Naughty.

My candy canes are ribbed for your pleasure.

My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm.

Nice tunic! It would look great on the floor by my bed.

Nice view from down here!

Not everything about me is tiny!

People tell me I look like Cupid.

Santa’s busy... You can sit on my lap!

That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there.

There're plenty more arrows where that came from.

There's a reason why they stopped calling us "The Little People".

There’s no height limit on love!

Tiny hands give better backrubs.

Turst me; I'm a good stocking stuffer.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Elf phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.