50 Elf Pick Up lines

Here are 50 elf pick up lines for her and flirty elf rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about elf that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your elf rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny elf pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty elf joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Elf Pickup Lines

A good Elf hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'm like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.
Are you Mother Elf? Because I would want to make some Baby Elves out of you.
I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.
I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.
I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.
I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

Short and cute elf pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about elf are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to o**... loud for all to hear.

Half-elf: 'Wanna peek at my other half?'

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

I’m no elf on the shelf

But for you baby I could switch positions every night.

Hey baby are you a night elf?

Because your sacred grove is about to be desecrated

Trust me; I'm a good stocking stuffer.

It might be because Im an elf, but I’d love to build a relationship with you.

Cheesy elf Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

No, no. I don’t bake cookies.

You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

Why, yes, I AM George Stephanopoulos.

Yeah it's pointy too.

You bring out the Yeti in me!

You know what they say about guys with big ears.

You, me, Santa, and the Mrs. whaddya say?

You're so sweet I'd put you on my spaghetti.

Corny elf Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Elf conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Your eyes are as green as the moss that grows on rotting trees.

He's gay.

I hear we're both into dwarves.

My treehouse or yours?

My elf eyes only see you.

I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

Do you prefer it with the Light of Earendil on, or off?

Dobby will always protect you from STI's.

Girl, you just gave me Mirkwood.

Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?

Hey babe, I'm free on Christmas Eve.

A good elf Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Elf hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.

I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

I invented the Naughty List…

I may be claymation, but I'm stiff where it counts.

I taught Santa everything he knows.

I think I just got struck by Cupid’s antler… And yes, I mean "antler".

I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.

I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?

I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi

I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.

I'm not Elmo, but don't stop tickling.

I've mastered the "Elvish Tongue"... Want a demonstration?

I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

If you're lucky, I'll put you on the naughty list.

Is it chilly in here? 'Cuz you give me snow flurries!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Elf love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Elf chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.