Top 19 Killer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Killer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You have a killer body

   And here I am with a death wish.

2. Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

3. Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you'd be a natural killer.

4. Are you a serial killer because you slay me.

5. Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.

6. Are you the zodiac killer

   Because the police will never find you

7. I am calling the police

   Cause you look killer babe

8. Are you a serial killer?

   Because I want to be your next body

9. Damn, damn, gurl! Are you a murderer?

   Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz

10. Have you ever been arrested?

    Cause your looks are killer

Funny killer pickup lines

Hey there, I’m detective “Johnson”
And you seem to meet the description of my reports.

-a stellar face
-a killer body
-legs to kill for

and you’re concealing something suspicious in your shirt,

Im going to need to frisk you and bring you in for a one on one interrogation.

Hey there I’m playing detective

And you fit the description of the culprit that [made a few boys cry earlier].

You’ve got the same [beautiful eyes, cute face, sexy outfit, killer body, and smile], that I’ve been looking for all night!

I’m going to have to bring you in for a one on one.

You inspire my inner serial killer.

Do you love hot summer knights? Because I’m killer at Dungeons and Dragons.

They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?

Sex is a killer … want to die happy?.

I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

I give a killer massage.