Top 18 Killer Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Killer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Babe, you got dem killer eyes...
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Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you'd be a natural killer.
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Are you a serial killer because you slay me.
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Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.
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I am calling the police
Cause you look killer babe
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Are you a serial killer?
Because I want to be your next body
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Damn, damn, gurl! Are you a murderer?
Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz
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Have you ever been arrested?
Cause your looks are killer
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Hey there, I’m detective “Johnson”
And you seem to meet the description of my reports.
-a stellar face
-a killer body
-legs to kill for
and you’re concealing something suspicious in your shirt,
Im going to need to frisk you and bring you in for a one on one interrogation. -
Hey there I’m playing detective
And you fit the description of the culprit that [made a few boys cry earlier].
You’ve got the same [beautiful eyes, cute face, sexy outfit, killer body, and smile], that I’ve been looking for all night!
I’m going to have to bring you in for a one on one.
Funny killer pickup lines
When a girl asks "How do i know you are not a serial killer?!"
You reply with: "well, I'm not a serial killer but i can choke you during sex. Is that a good compromise?"
Worked several times good luck my fellow gentlemen.
You inspire my inner serial killer.
Do you love hot summer knights? Because I’m killer at Dungeons and Dragons.
Are you a terminator? Because your looks is killer.
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
Sex is a killer … want to die happy?.
I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.
I give a killer massage.