Top 17 Killer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Killer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Killer conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You have a killer body

   And here I am with a death wish.

2. Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

3. Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you'd be a natural killer.

4. Are you a serial killer because you slay me.

5. Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.

6. Are you the zodiac killer

   Because the police will never find you

7. I am calling the police

   Cause you look killer babe

8. Are you a serial killer?

   Because I want to be your next body

9. Have you ever been arrested?

   Cause your looks are killer

10. Hey there, I’m detective “Johnson”

    And you seem to meet the description of my reports.
    
    -a stellar face
    -a killer body
    -legs to kill for
    
    and you’re concealing something suspicious in your shirt,
    
    Im going to need to frisk you and bring you in for a one on one interrogation.

Funny killer pickup lines

Hey there I’m playing detective
And you fit the description of the culprit that [made a few boys cry earlier].

You’ve got the same [beautiful eyes, cute face, sexy outfit, killer body, and smile], that I’ve been looking for all night!

I’m going to have to bring you in for a one on one.

You inspire my inner serial killer.

Are you a terminator? Because your looks is killer.

Do you love hot summer knights? Because I’m killer at Dungeons and Dragons.

I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

I give a killer massage.