Top 50 Face Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Face chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.
So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
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Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?
Cause I really want you to sit on my face
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*girl caresses ur face”
“is this seat taken”
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Hey! What's that thing all over your face?
Oh! It's beauty.
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Are you the cold side of the pillow?
Because I wanna burry my face inside you.
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Wanna play carnival?
You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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Hey girl, are you a pillow
Cause I wanna flip you over and dig my face in you
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Roses are red, my face is too...
That only happens when I am with you.
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What’s the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.
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Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.
️okay
Funny face pickup lines
Do you have a shovel?
Because Id like to bury my face in those titties
Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.
Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.
Seeing your face causes my heart to beat in diddles.
They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...
You should see my downward facing dog.
I'd return to Isla Sorna and face the T-Rex, but only for you.
My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,
by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?
I saved you a seat...on my face.
The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.
When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Your face or mine?
Baby, your face can make MCR get back together.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.
Hey girl...You're still beautiful, even if I can't see your face beneath that ski mask.
Girl is your ass the new Snapchat filter?
Cause i would love it on my face
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
Do you like dragonballs? Coz I'll be dragon my balls across your face.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Roses are red, I haven't ate...
So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate
Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.