Top 50 Face Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Face pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Face conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.
So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
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There is something on your face
A beautiful smile
There it is again -
Hey girl, are you a book?
Because I want to run my fingers down your spine while I bury my face in you for hours.
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*girl caresses ur face”
“is this seat taken”
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Hey! What's that thing all over your face?
Oh! It's beauty.
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Whats the difference between a pair of glasses and you, i would usually want glasses to sit higher on my face
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Are you the cold side of the pillow?
Because I wanna burry my face inside you.
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Wanna play carnival?
You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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Hey girl, are you a pillow
Cause I wanna flip you over and dig my face in you
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Roses are red, my face is too...
That only happens when I am with you.
Funny face pickup lines
Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight
If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference
Are you butt-dialing?
Because I swear that kiss is calling me
Are you a mask?
Cos I wanna wrap your legs around my face.
You're a queen
Let my face be your throne (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
What’s the fastest way to your heart?
Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way there?
What’s the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.
Sit on my face and i will guess your weight
And if I'm wrong
I'll eat the difference.
Girl are you aftershave? Because I'd shave just to put you on my face
Roses are red, so are your lips...
You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
Your face is a work of art.
We should frame it...with my legs.
Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.
I wrote you a poem
I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute
And you look mighty fine in a swim suit
Some would say you’re too hot for me
But I think we are meant to be.
Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?
Because that face id love to kiss
Seeing your face causes my heart to beat in diddles.
Yo girl, come over later and I'll Nagasaki all over your face.
They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...
You should see my downward facing dog.
I'd return to Isla Sorna and face the T-Rex, but only for you.
My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,
by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?
I saved you a seat...on my face.
The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.
When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.
Are you a N95 mask?
Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath
Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.