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Top 50 front Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Front chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. This should work

    Me: there are three views, front view, back view
    Her: whats the third one?
    Me: I loview

  2. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  3. Damn girl, you must be a cold front, because you shiver my timbers.

  4. Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

  5. The whole country is frozen, but lookin at you I have a warm front coming.

  6. If you can hit the front one, you can hit the back one.

  7. Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?

  8. Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

  9. I've got a Spanish Queen behind me, Chica, but I much prefer the one in front of me.

  10. Can I rake your front yard?

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Yeah, I'm a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

If I said you had a beautiful front page, would you hold it against me?

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

Your hair was just so beautiful from the back that I had to come see the front.

*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

Hey babe, how about you and I head back to my iPad and I give you some FaceTime on your front VGA?

My love's a tidal wave...

And you're beach front property.

Just caught this rewatching Johnny Bravo.

I want to be the front-end to your back-end code.

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?

If every man on earth was transformed into a ball of dough and appeared on a table in front of you...

I can be the one you knead.

Do you believe in fantasy?

I have to when it’s right in front of me

If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

"If you and I were squirrels...."

So it's 2004, I'm 16 years old, working at a Winn-Dixie in Panama City Beach, FL (lived there for 12+ years) and a bunch of 40-something year old drunk men would come through my checkout line. I was the 2nd fastest cashier there, was basically a front end lead, and could control just about anything in the store, so I knew I could handle myself.

But this one drunk guy...I was so uncomfortable but it made me laugh. I'll never forget this one:

"If you and I were squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Thankfully, my manager was nearby and stayed with me until he left. I *was* underage, after all.

My ophthalmologist says I have bad eyesight

But I can see 20/20 right in front of me

Hey girl do you lock your front door?

Because I’m coming in back!

Who is that beautiful lady there?

It you standing in front of a mirror

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Are you a front rower?

Because I want to stick my head between your legs.

Are you a toilet?

Because I really wanna pull my pants down in front of yoy

Thanksgiving came sooner than expected

Because I have a whole meal right in front of me

I’ll speed in front of a cop

Because I don’t mind getting a fine like you

Are you a million bucks right in front of me?

Because I can't take my eyes off.