The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Front Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Front pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. This should work

    Me: there are three views, front view, back view
    Her: whats the third one?
    Me: I loview

  2. *Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

    _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  3. Hey girl are you a piñata

    Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  4. Damn girl, you must be a cold front,

    because you shiver my timbers.

  5. Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

  6. The whole country is frozen, but lookin at you I have a warm front coming.

  7. If you can hit the front one, you can hit the back one.

  8. Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?

  9. Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

  10. I've got a Spanish Queen behind me, Chica,

    but I much prefer the one in front of me.

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Funny front pickup lines

Can I rake your front yard?

Yeah, I'm a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

If I said you had a beautiful front page, would you hold it against me?

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

Your hair was just so beautiful from the back that I had to come see the front.

*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

Hey babe, how about you and I head back to my iPad and I give you some FaceTime on your front VGA?

My love's a tidal wave...

And you're beach front property.

I want to be the front-end to your back-end code.

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?

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Working Front tinder opener

Do you believe in fantasy?

I have to when it’s right in front of me

What position are you looking for? Front or back?

If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."

Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket


Hey girl, do you want to see a cutie?

Open your phone's front cam.

Are you my pet hamster Henry that I buried under the tree in front of my house

Because I want to fuck you

My ophthalmologist says I have bad eyesight

But I can see 20/20 right in front of me

Who is that beautiful lady there?

It you standing in front of a mirror

Hey girl do you lock your front door?

Because I’m coming in back!

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?

My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...