Top 50 Left Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Left chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply
Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with
“Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day”
Trust me guys, it worked.
Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :( -
*Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*
_I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_
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If I had a dollar every time I thought of you...
I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.
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What’s wrong with your left eye?
Because you’ve been looking right all night.
A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away. -
Does your left eye hurt?
Because you've been looking right all day ;)
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The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
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Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.
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Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
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I respond well to left handed urging.
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When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?
Funny left pickup lines
Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.
Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter
Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?
If your left leg was kalendor and your right leg was eastern kingdom can I meet you at northern?
Our relationship is like a pizza, we had all the toppings, now alls left is the crust.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm, maybe we can change that?
I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.
If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?
A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.
If I had a dollar...
If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you
I would have a dollar
Cuz you've never left my mind
Care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, I think there's still some left.
70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you.
Yes, it hooks to the left.
If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?
I'll never leave you like Ryan left Brendon.
They call me the Librarian
Because all I do is get left on read.
If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.
Cause you never left my mind.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)
If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
If you left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas would you....
Let me come over and eat dinner in between the holidays
Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**
* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
And for the finale:
* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?