Top 50 Left Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Left pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

   Will you take me out?

2. *Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

   _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

3. I left my WiFi on and it's telling me that you are a hotspot

4. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you...

   I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.

5. What’s wrong with your left eye?

   Because you’ve been looking right all night.
   
   A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

6. Does your left eye hurt?

   Because you've been looking right all day ;)

7. If your left leg was lunch...

   And your right leg was dinner....
   
   Can I have the snack in between

8. The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.

9. Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

10. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Funny left pickup lines

I respond well to left handed urging.

Hey girl, there are 8 planets …..

But there will be only 7 left, after I’m done with ur anus

When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?

I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

Didnt work but it sounds cool

Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

If your left leg was kalendor and your right leg was eastern kingdom can I meet you at northern?

Our relationship is like a pizza, we had all the toppings, now alls left is the crust.

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm, maybe we can change that?

I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.

If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

Because you never left my mind

Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?

Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

Care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, I think there's still some left.

70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you.

Yes, it hooks to the left.

If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?

I'll never leave you like Ryan left Brendon.

They call me the Librarian

Because all I do is get left on read.

If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.