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Top 50 Straight Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Straight chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If I had a dollar for every time you're in my head

    I'll have none,
    Cause you went straight to my heart

  2. I wish I could run straight towards your heart.

  3. I was going on a hike and my compass led me straight to you!

  4. How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.

  5. So you’re straight? So are noodles until they get hot.

  6. I've got just the straight block to give you that line.

  7. I wanna Dash Straight into your heart.

  8. So you're still Straight?

    Have you met me?

  9. I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.

  10. Do you know dig? Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.

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What is a Straight pickup line?

Funny straight pickup lines

How much of an angel is your mother? Because you look like you came straight from heaven.

My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.

How about we skip the hors d’oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?

Nothing goes straight to the heart faster than a chidori.

You just went straight to the top of my bucket list.

Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

The only thing straight about me is my teeth.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Are you looking to engage in a bilateral internal service consultation? Or straight to the action plan?

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

Have you ever had a snook head straight up in your mangroves?

Hey girl, are you √(-1)?

Because you look like you're straight out of my imagination.

Is your name Ferdinand? Because I'd let you straight in my Magellan.

Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs.

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

You must be red blood cell, cause you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.

Hey, my names ________

But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

If gay means happy

I'm straight as fuck

Damn girl, are you braces?

Cuz you make me straight

This is legit the worst pickup line I've ever heard

Today my friend (female) was walking across campus when this guy and some little kid that was with him walked up to her. She reacted like most girls do around toddlers, she said he was cute and stuff, and the guy says "yeah he's my brother. He could be your brother too if you want," and he winked at her.

Her reaction was a straight-up "nope" and she walked away without any further conversation

Call me cake

Cause I'll go straight to your ass

I don't mean to drone on and on but you made a strategic strike straight to my heart.