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Top 50 Straight Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Straight pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If I had a dollar for every time you're in my head

    I'll have none,
    Cause you went straight to my heart

  2. Hey are you a toaster?

    Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.


    This hasn’t failed me once

  3. You're a straight ten

    On the pH scale because you're kind of basic.

  4. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  5. I wish I could run straight towards your heart.

  6. I was going on a hike and my compass led me straight to you!

  7. How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.

  8. So you’re straight?

    So are noodles until they get hot.

  9. I've got just the straight block to give you that line.

  10. I wanna Dash Straight into your heart.

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Funny straight pickup lines

So you're still Straight?

Have you met me?

I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.

Do you know dig? Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.

Roses are red, like blood that runs through

Straight to my penis, When I see you.

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My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.

How about we skip the hors d’oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?

Nothing goes straight to the heart faster than a chidori.

You just went straight to the top of my bucket list.

Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

The only thing straight about me is my teeth.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

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Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

Have you ever had a snook head straight up in your mangroves?

Hey girl, are you √(-1)?

Because you look like you're straight out of my imagination.

Is your name Ferdinand? Because I'd let you straight in my Magellan.

Are you a bullet?

Cause as soon as you entered my brain, I went straight to heaven

Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs.

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

Are you the imposter

Because you vented straight into my heart

You must be red blood cell, cause you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.

I hope this date never ends. Just stays exactly the same for eight hours straight. (Nebraska)