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Top 26 Ahead Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ahead pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ahead conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

    Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

  2. Hey I know we just met this is crazy but go ahead Abduct me baby.

  3. I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

  4. Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

  5. Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

  6. Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead

    Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.

    Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

  7. Haven't we dated yet?...

    [ No ]

    Oh, my watch must be a little ahead then.

  8. These pants really are made of polyester, go ahead, you can feel them if you want to.

  9. This one is a little more elaborate

    You go up to the girl and tell her:
    'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'

    she: 'But I am'

    you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

  10. Is your road sign

    Dangerous curves ahead?

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Funny ahead pickup lines

Girl, is ur sign stop or dangerous curves ahead?

Violets are blue

***Roses are red***

***I wanna stay with you***

***Many years ahead***

You watch any Kubrick?

I think he might have ripped you off... Your way more ahead of time, twice as sick, three times as loving, and the water or floride in your mouth is making me feel a Strange love that I'd ride to a bang

Roses are red, go ahead and brozone me

Now let's make an inbred

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I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.

I'm streets ahead in bed

Can I buy you a drink?

Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.

Go ahead, make my day.

I'm going to go ahead and call you "winter" 'cause pretty soon you'll be coming.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield?

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Working Ahead tinder opener

I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in. Get up on me, bride-woman.

I'm gonna go ahead and UC the motion to have you come back to my place for some bipartisan outreach.