Top 27 Ahead Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Ahead rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Ahead pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
Hey I know we just met this is crazy but go ahead Abduct me baby.
I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.
Go ahead, ruffle my hair.
Babe, I am a carpenter who builds stairs. I always think a step ahead.
Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

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Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.

Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

Haven't we dated yet?...

[ No ]

Oh, my watch must be a little ahead then.

These pants really are made of polyester, go ahead, you can feel them if you want to.

This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her:
'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'

she: 'But I am'

you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

Girl, is ur sign stop or dangerous curves ahead?

;)

Violets are blue
***Roses are red***

***I wanna stay with you***

***Many years ahead***

You watch any Kubrick?

I think he might have ripped you off... Your way more ahead of time, twice as sick, three times as loving, and the water or floride in your mouth is making me feel a Strange love that I'd ride to a bang

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Roses are red, go ahead and brozone me

Now let's make an i**...

First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.

I'm streets ahead in bed

Can I buy you a drink?

Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Go ahead, make my day.

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I'm going to go ahead and call you "winter" 'cause pretty soon you'll be coming.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield?

Black Friday reminds me so much of bowling because the people ahead of me remind me of the pins that I wish to knock out.

I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in. Get up on me, bride-woman.

I'm gonna go ahead and UC the motion to have you come back to my place for some bipartisan outreach.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Ahead phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Ahead lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.