Hey girl, are you an orangutan?

Cause you look like a prime mate ;)

Babe, get me on Prime Day and I promise to come inside as soon as I can.

Did you know women typically reach their s**... prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!

No Netflix & Chill for me; I want Amazon Prime and Quality Time.

Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

"Our hearts could rhyme, in perfect time, would you be the love story to my prime?"

If beauty was a prime number, you'd be the only one dividing my attention.

Your touch is like a pearl in my hand, precious and divine. You're the goddess like Persephone in her prime.

"Like a sitcom, you say? Well, I'm always ready for a plot twist. Let's make our story worth a prime time slot."

Did you fall from a geneticist's family tree? Because you're definitely made of some prime DNA material!

"Haha, I can already see it now: 'When Coffee Met Cappuccino.' We'd rule prime time, don't you think?"

Babe are you Amazon? Because you are in your Prime.

"Like a poet in his prime, capturing hearts, your 'oh no' turns into a sublime, entrancing work of art."

Do you work for amazon ?

Because that kiss is prime.

"Girl, you must be like Optimus Prime because when I look at you, my world transforms."

You must be a prime number, because you're the only one I want among these eleven digits.

"Are you the All-Spark? Because just like Optimus Prime, I find my purpose and energy when I'm with you."

"Just like Optimus Prime, I may not have a spark, but when I see you, girl, I'm ready to transform."

"Are you a transformer? Because you just sparked an electric connection in my circuits."

Are you a butcher? Because you've got me feeling like a piece of prime rib, all tender and juicy.

"Like my favorite show, you've got me hooked at first sight; how about we sync our schedules for a prime-time date?"

"Are you related to Optimus Prime? Because with you, I feel like I've found my AllSpark."

"Just like prime numbers, our love story will be unique and only divisible by you and me."

"Your eyes sparkle brighter than any television show, shall we make our own prime-time romance?"

Your heart is like a transformer, always changing into something beautiful like Optimus Prime.

Do you have Amazon Prime? Because you are about to get my package.

You're like a clock, always keeping me on time, with your beauty that shines like a prime.

"In a world of equations, you’re the prime, with 56 reasons you’re simply sublime."

"Is your phone number a prime? Because it's been the only thing dividing my attention all night."

You laugh like a melody, so sweet and sublime, every moment with you feels like prime time.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, just like Autobots follow Optimus Prime.

"Is your name Optimus Prime? Because my heart transforms every time it sees you."

Are you made of metal? Because you're as strong and shiny as Optimus Prime.

"Just like Amazon, I've got Prime intentions of making you smile every single day."

"Are we on a sitcom? Because every moment I spend with you feels like prime time."

"Is 2 a prime number? Because when I look at you, I see that you're truly one of a kind."

Are you Optimus Prime? Because you've transformed my world into a brighter place with your smile.

"In the realm of hearts, Ronald Jackson, you're the prime attraction, with a charm causing melodious distraction."

Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

"Are you a prime property? Because I can’t resist wanting to explore all your charming features."

"Are you a crime scene? Because I just lost my heart and you're the prime suspect."

"Your eyes outshine the moon in its prime, would you bless me, my celestial grace, with a moment in time?"

"Your arched back, a captured sonnet, in allure you're truly prime. Care to share some verses, in the book of love's rhyme?"

"Arrived just in time, under the moon's prime, let's dine and rhyme, your company is sublime."

"Just like Optimus Prime, you're one of a kind - perfectly engineered and destined to rule my universe."

Are you a butcher? Because you've got me feeling like a piece of prime cut meat.

"You're like a prime number, unique and undivided... and making my Pi complete."

Are you a real estate agent? Because I can't stop admiring your prime Thighs Land.

Your charm, maddiebaddie, is truly sublime,
In this vast cyber world, you stand out like a prime.

"Is your name Optimus Prime? Because my heart transforms into a race car every time I see you."

Your grace by the water's edge shines, like a lovely swan in its prime.

Girl you so sexy, you made my Skeletron into Skeletron Prime.

"I'm prime-time good! So good I make morning coffee jealous of my energy!"

"Are you Optimus Prime? Because my heart transforms every time I see you."

"We've got beef on the plate, but it's you who's the real prime cut of perfection."

"Darling, you must be the AllSpark, because when I'm with you, my Optimus Prime instincts just light up."

Are you a transformer? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm in disguise.

"In the book of beauty, you're my prime, because darling, our hearts beat in perfect rhyme."

"Your beauty surpasses a Picasso in its prime, making every day an art-filled good time."

Your beauty is like prime property - in high demand and worth every penny.

"In the realm of grills, you're the prime cut steak, your enchanting smile is all it takes."

"Are you a real estate agent? Because you've definitely caught my attention with your prime location."

"Girl, do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes like Optimus Prime without a GPS."

"Is your name Amazon? Because I've been lost in your eyes like a rainforest and it's Prime time we met."

"Just like Optimus Prime, I'll always roll out my best to transform your world into a paradise."

"Are you from a reality show? Because our chemistry is worthy of prime-time ratings."

"In a world full of ordinary numbers, you stand out like a prime number- undividable, unparalleled and absolutely enchanting."

"In the realm of numbers, you're a prime so gay, darling, your presence makes my whole universe sway."

"Like Mekai Curtis in his prime, your allure outshines the stars, making my heart chime."

"On this Rose Day, in rhyme and time, your radiance outshines any rose that's prime."

"Vanessa Bell Armstrong, so enchanting and prime, your voice is a melody that transcends all time."

"Are you a prime location? Because in my heart, you’re the only foundation that feels like home."

"Just like Optimus Prime, I'm ready to transform your ordinary day into an extraordinary date."

In the crystal ball of time, I see you as my love's prime.

"Are you Wagyu? Because you're a prime cut above the rest, absolutely marbled with perfection."

"In these tough times, you're my sweetest rhyme, your presence makes even the worst days prime."

"Are you a ribeye? Because you're the prime cut in the room."

Good day, short king devil, your charm is so prime, your stature doesn't matter when you shine.

"My life was a storm, but in you, I've found my rhyme; girl, you're the sunrise that brings warmth to my prime."

"Is your name Amazon? Because even though you're a jungle, I am still Prime-ly interested in exploring you."

"In the realm of hearts stolen, you're the prime suspect, for you've kidnapped my breath with an effect so perfect."

"Are you a rare breed, cause darling, in this cowtown you're the only prime cut I see."

"Are you Optimus Prime? Because when I look at you, my heart transforms into something out of this world."

"Just like Optimus Prime, when I transform my heart it's always for you, babe. Ever thought about autoboating with me?"

If you were Optimus Prime, you'd transform my world from ordinary to extraordinary in an instant.

"Are you Optimus Prime? Because girl, you've transformed my world and sparked up my all-spark."

"Your essence is my immortality's nectar, in my soul's infinity, you're the prime vector."

Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.

"Are you the Allspark? Because my Optimus Prime heart only transforms for you."

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"In this good day your creativity shines, as inspiring as the sun in its prime."

"Are you Optimus Prime? Because when I look at you, all I see is my prime destination."

"You might be dressed like a cow, but all I see is prime steak, smokin' hot and ready to sizzle."

"Are you a prime number? Because you're one-of-a-kind, undividable and absolutely essential in my life."

"In the constellation of love, you're my prime, oh darling, won't you be mine?"

Are you Optimus Prime? Because you've got my circuits sparking with electrifying attraction!

"Girl, just like Optimus Prime, you transform my world with one glance; you're the Autobot to my heart."

"Are you a smuggler? Because my heart has been stolen and you're the prime suspect."

"Baby, are you a prime cut of beef? Because you're making this narcissist's heart sizzle."

Did you just transform into a robot? Because you've got my gears turning in all the right ways!

"Are you Optimus Prime? Because I can definitely see myself transforming my life with you."

"Are you a prime number? Because everything about you just adds up perfectly."

Like a skilled butcher crafting prime cuts, your elegance is unmatched in this florist's realm.

"Ever fantasized about having your own Optimus Prime? Well, girl, your search ends here."

"Is your name Amazon? Because there's so much about you to explore, I might need a Prime membership."

"Just like a sonnet, your curves so divine, they weave a tale that's beautifully prime."

"Is your name Emmy? Because your beauty outshines every prime-time show I've ever seen."

"Just like Optimus Prime, you've transformed my ordinary life into an extraordinary adventure."

"Just like Optimus Prime, you've transformed my world with your beauty."

"I must be an artist, because seeing you, Leon S Kennedy, feels like witnessing a masterpiece in its prime."

"Your name must be Sus, because you've immediately become the prime suspect... of stealing my heart."

"Did you get arrested for stealing hearts? Because mine's missing and you seem to be the prime suspect."

"Is your name Madison? Because you must be the capital of my heart, occupying all the prime real estate!"

Will you be my prime consultant?

Are you optimus prime?

Because I want to transform you into my girlfriend.

If this bar is a meat market,

you must be the prime rib.

Baby, If I was a transformer I'd be called o**... Prime.

If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

You may not be Miss Jean Brodie, but I can tell you're in your Prime.

You're a prime example of why I appreciate the beauty in life.

Will you be my prime consultatnt?

I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.

I am always prime time.

I'm always prime time.

Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.