Hey girl, are you an orangutan?

Cause you look like a prime mate ;)

Babe, get me on Prime Day and I promise to come inside as soon as I can.

Did you know women typically reach their s**... prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!

No Netflix & Chill for me; I want Amazon Prime and Quality Time.

Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

"Baby, even if you're in another timezone, you're always my prime time attraction."

"Goodbye Utahime, with beauty that outshines the prime, in my dreams, it's always you I find."

"Like a sitcom, you say? Well, I'm always ready for a plot twist. Let's make our story worth a prime time slot."

Babe are you Amazon? Because you are in your Prime.

"Chelsea, if you were a drink, I bet you'd be a fine wine - only getting better with age, but never past your prime."

"Haha, I can already see it now: 'When Coffee Met Cappuccino.' We'd rule prime time, don't you think?"

"Are you the All-Spark? Because just like Optimus Prime, I find my purpose and energy when I'm with you."

"Darling, if you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine. Ready to kick-start our engines together?"

"Girl, you must be like Optimus Prime because when I look at you, my world transforms."

"Like my favorite show, you've got me hooked at first sight; how about we sync our schedules for a prime-time date?"

"Just like Optimus Prime, I may not have a spark, but when I see you, girl, I'm ready to transform."

"Are you related to Optimus Prime? Because with you, I feel like I've found my AllSpark."

"Just like prime numbers, our love story will be unique and only divisible by you and me."

Do you have Amazon Prime? Because you are about to get my package.

"Is your phone number a prime? Because it's been the only thing dividing my attention all night."

"Is your name Optimus Prime? Because my heart transforms every time it sees you."

"Just like Amazon, I've got Prime intentions of making you smile every single day."

"Is 2 a prime number? Because when I look at you, I see that you're truly one of a kind."

"Are we on a sitcom? Because every moment I spend with you feels like prime time."

"Are you a crime scene? Because I just lost my heart and you're the prime suspect."

"In the realm of hearts, Ronald Jackson, you're the prime attraction, with a charm causing melodious distraction."

Your presence at the bar is violating the Prime Directive.

"Just like Optimus Prime, you're one of a kind - perfectly engineered and destined to rule my universe."

"Your arched back, a captured sonnet, in allure you're truly prime. Care to share some verses, in the book of love's rhyme?"

"Your eyes outshine the moon in its prime, would you bless me, my celestial grace, with a moment in time?"

"You're like a prime number, unique and undivided... and making my Pi complete."

Girl you so sexy, you made my Skeletron into Skeletron Prime.

"Just like Optimus Prime, you've got more than meets the eye, stunningly beautiful and wildly intelligent."

"Is your name Optimus Prime? Because my heart transforms into a race car every time I see you."

"I'm prime-time good! So good I make morning coffee jealous of my energy!"

"Your beauty surpasses a Picasso in its prime, making every day an art-filled good time."

"In the realm of grills, you're the prime cut steak, your enchanting smile is all it takes."

"We've got beef on the plate, but it's you who's the real prime cut of perfection."

"Darling, you must be the AllSpark, because when I'm with you, my Optimus Prime instincts just light up."

"In the book of beauty, you're my prime, because darling, our hearts beat in perfect rhyme."

"Just like Optimus Prime, I'll always transform my world to make you the center of my universe."

"Just like Optimus Prime, I'll always roll out my best to transform your world into a paradise."

"Girl, do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes like Optimus Prime without a GPS."

"Is your name Amazon? Because I've been lost in your eyes like a rainforest and it's Prime time we met."

"In the realm of numbers, you're a prime so gay, darling, your presence makes my whole universe sway."

"In a world full of ordinary numbers, you stand out like a prime number- undividable, unparalleled and absolutely enchanting."

"Are you from a reality show? Because our chemistry is worthy of prime-time ratings."

"Vanessa Bell Armstrong, so enchanting and prime, your voice is a melody that transcends all time."

"On this Rose Day, in rhyme and time, your radiance outshines any rose that's prime."

"Like Mekai Curtis in his prime, your allure outshines the stars, making my heart chime."

"In these tough times, you're my sweetest rhyme, your presence makes even the worst days prime."

"Are you Wagyu? Because you're a prime cut above the rest, absolutely marbled with perfection."

"Are you a ribeye? Because you're the prime cut in the room."

"Just like Optimus Prime, I'm ready to transform your ordinary day into an extraordinary date."

Good day, short king devil, your charm is so prime, your stature doesn't matter when you shine.

"Are you a prime number? Because you're defined by nothing but yourself, unique and utterly irresistible."

"My life was a storm, but in you, I've found my rhyme; girl, you're the sunrise that brings warmth to my prime."

"In the realm of hearts stolen, you're the prime suspect, for you've kidnapped my breath with an effect so perfect."

"Are you Optimus Prime? Because when I look at you, my heart transforms into something out of this world."

"Are you a rare breed, cause darling, in this cowtown you're the only prime cut I see."

"Is your name Amazon? Because even though you're a jungle, I am still Prime-ly interested in exploring you."

"Are you the Allspark? Because my Optimus Prime heart only transforms for you."

"Are you Optimus Prime? Because girl, you've transformed my world and sparked up my all-spark."

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"Your essence is my immortality's nectar, in my soul's infinity, you're the prime vector."

Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.

"Just like Optimus Prime transforms into a truck, your beauty transforms my world into paradise."