The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Major Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Major pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Major tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a piano?

    Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

  2. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

    Idk but I tried googling it

  3. I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

  4. Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

  5. Fancy a look at my majority?

  6. I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

  7. I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

    (For people with silly brains im referring to reverse psychology)

  8. I swear I'm not a physics major.

  9. I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

  10. Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?


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Working major pickup lines

Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

Are you a business administration major? Cuz I'd like to show you how to solve my unit elasticity.

This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

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Are you a musician?

Cause you can go up and down this D Major.

Music Major: Damn girl, you're looking sharp!

Major in anatomy, minor in women's studies, and follows with extension courses. Want to study with me tonight?

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Brain is a major turn on. Your brain is.

I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.

Hey girl, do you like classical music?

Because I've got a canon in my D major.

Are you a major thirteenth chord?

Because I can think of seven different positions I'd put you in.

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Working Major tinder opener

I have got a major horn for you.

A girl asked me what my major was

I said, "Major in astrophysics, minor in women's studies." (The women's studies part isn't true)

She's like "Women's studies??"

And I said, "I get that reaction all the time. Those are the two things in life I'm most passionate about."

I let it sink in for a second and then she got a good laugh out of it. Now I have her number =)

Are you a piano?

Because you B Major to me.

The vast, vast majority of people really are not attractive

After seeing you

Just thought this one up

"Are you an Astronomy major?" "Cause I'd love to look at your heavenly body!"

Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

Are you a new major?

Because I’m interested in you

If my heart was made of shares, you would be the major shareholder.

Hey girl do you major in physics

Because I am attracted to you

This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.

Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

Hey girl are you a musician?

Cuz I’d let you play my D major.