50 Major Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Major rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about major, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Major Pickup Lines

A good Major hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a piano?

Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out
Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

Idk but I tried googling it
I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.
Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.
Fancy a look at my majority?
I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

Short and cute major pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about major are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

(For people with silly brains im referring to reverse psychology)

I swear I'm not a physics major.

I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

Are you a business administration major? Cuz I'd like to show you how to solve my unit elasticity.

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Cheesy major Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

Are you a musician?

Cause you can go up and down this D Major.

Music Major: Damn girl, you're looking sharp!

Major in anatomy, minor in women's studies, and follows with extension courses. Want to study with me tonight?

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Brain is a major turn on. Your brain is.

Hey girl, do you like classical music?

Because I've got a canon in my D major.

Corny major Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Major conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a major thirteenth chord?

Because I can think of seven different positions I'd put you in.

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude." James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?" Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important." James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?" Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth." James Bond: "That's the part I like."

I have got a major horn for you.

A girl asked me what my major was

I said, "Major in astrophysics, minor in women's studies." (The women's studies part isn't true)

She's like "Women's studies??"

And I said, "I get that reaction all the time. Those are the two things in life I'm most passionate about."

I let it sink in for a second and then she got a good laugh out of it. Now I have her number =)

Are you a piano?
Because you B Major to me.

The vast, vast majority of people really are not attractive

After seeing you

Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

Just thought this one up

"Are you an Astronomy major?" "Cause I'd love to look at your heavenly body!"

Are you a new major?

Because I’m interested in you

If my heart was made of shares, you would be the major shareholder.

Hey girl are you a musician?

Cuz I’d let you play my D major.

Hey girl do you major in physics

Because I am attracted to you

A good major Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Major hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.

Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

You girl, are you a major criminal?

Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle!

Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.

History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Major love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Major chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.