I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

I swear I'm not a physics major.

Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

Are you a musician?

Cause you can go up and down this D Major.

Music Major: Damn girl, you're looking sharp!

"Are you a precinct? Because I feel like we could solve some major cases together... like finding the best pizza!"

"Your major may be architecture, but your smile constructs the most beautiful masterpiece in my heart."

Major in anatomy, minor in women's studies, and follows with extension courses. Want to study with me tonight?

"Is your major Fitness? Because your body is sculpted like a work of art that defies all laws of physics."

"Did your ex major in art? Because he obviously failed to appreciate the masterpiece right in front of him."

"Can I raid your heart like you've raided Twitch, because seeing you, it's a major game changer."

"Are you majoring in Chemistry? Because our connection is undeniably explosive."

Did you invent a turbocharged backpack too, because you're giving me major Johnny Test vibes.

"I must be studying the wrong major, because my concentration shifts every time you walk by."

Are you a dildo factory? Because you're giving me major production envy with your perfect shape.

Hey, are you a coder? Because when I look at you, I can feel my software getting a major upgrade.

"Are you an engineer? Because you just built a bridge straight to my heart with that smile."

"If Santa checks his list twice, then I must be on the naughty list because stealing your heart is a major crime."

"Are you a psychology major? Because you've been studying my heart since the semester started."

"Are you a psychology major? Because you've been running through my id, ego, and superego all day."

Are you a cat? Because spending three years with you has been purr-fectly wonderful.

"You must be majoring in International Relations, because those are the most 'diplomatic' assets I've ever seen!"

"Are you a volcano? Because your hotness is causing a major eruption in my heart."

"Is your major architecture? Because you're structurally perfect and have all the right curves in all the right places."

"I may not be a Maserati, but with you, life would definitely feel like a fearless ride, Taylor."

"Excuse me, miss, is your major Chemistry? Because our connection sets off sparks that could light up a lecture hall."

"Your beauty, my favorite art, in my life's canvas, plays the major part."

"Is your major engineering? Because you’ve definitely sparked some serious chemistry between us."

"Do you play the piano? Because you're striking a major chord with my heartstrings right now."

"Is your major weightlifting? Because your body is sculpted like a masterpiece."

"Are you a complex equation? Because my heart can’t help but solve for you every time I see you."

"Are you serotonin? Because my mood just took a major boost the moment I saw you!"

"I'm guessing your major is Chemistry, because we certainly have an explosive connection."

Are you a cat? Because you've got me feline some major purr-sonalities attraction towards you.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're giving me major Elvis fever right now.

"Are you majoring in Seduction Arts? Your beauty and charm have left me completely spellbound."

"Are you a G chord? Because with just one strum, you've got me feeling majorly in love."

Are you a political science major? Because your charm could persuade any nation to surrender.

Did we just share an elevator ride? Because I think we just had a major connection!

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Are you an art history major? Because you've got a masterpiece on your chest!

"You must be related to Godzilla because you're causing a major disturbance in my seismic love graph!"

"Do you sing? If not, can you start with my favorite ballad - 'Our Love Story in C-Major'?"

You must be a basketball player, because you just scored major points in my heart.

"If I could rearrange the stars, I'd put Ursa and Major next to you."

"Let's discuss a merger over coffee, maybe play some Swift and talk horsepower?"

"Is your name C Major? Because when I see you, all I hear is a sweet, harmonious melody."

"Sara, if beauty were a subject, studying you would be my major. How about we explore some practicals tonight?"

Brain is a major turn on. Your brain is.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection, and it’s giving me major rizz vibes."

Feeling you? Oh, definitely. Your confidence is a major turn-on. Let's explore this attraction further, shall we?

"Are you a textbook? Because every time I study your face, I get major heart palpitations."

I can't stop thinking about your fanny... I mean, your sense of humor! It's definitely a major turn-on.

"Indeed, mine even has a nickname: 'Captain Comfort'. But don't worry, I make sure to spend quality time with 'Major Shower' too!"

Did we have class together? Because I could swear we're majoring in chemistry with all these digits.

I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.

"Is there a gym in your heart? Because every time I see you, I feel a major workout coming on."

"Are you an architect? Because I can't imagine a more beautifully designed masterpiece than you."

Hey girl, do you like classical music?

Because I've got a canon in my D major.

"Is your major global management? Because you've got my heart doing business in all sorts of foreign territories."

Your love for music must be as deep as your beauty - both give me major vibes.

"Is your name Ayla? Because you're scoring major points with me on and off the field."

"Are you studying architecture? Because I'm drafting plans for our future."

"Are you a psychology major? Because you've been running an experiment in my heart that's causing serious dopamine spikes."

"Do you play soccer? Because every time I'm around you, I feel like I'm scoring a major goal!"

Are you a major thirteenth chord?

Because I can think of seven different positions I'd put you in.

"Hey girl, are you a phoniness detector? Because I'm getting some major authenticity vibes from you."

"Is your major Chemistry? Because our connection is definitely explosive."

"With those killer brows and that nose ring, you’re giving off major allure—how about we create our own spark?"

"Are you a philosophy major? Because you’ve got me questioning everything, especially how someone can be so captivating."

Hey, are you a sword? Because I'm getting major "blade runner" vibes from your sharp wit!

"Is your major Radiance? Because every class at SVC SchoolFiji College seems brighter when you're in it."

Girl, are you Joe Biden's smile? Because you're giving me a major infrastructure boost!

"Your bikini photo is giving me major carb cravings, because you're looking like a whole snack."

"Are you an architect? Because I can't help but admire the beautiful structure of your smile every time you laugh."

"Are you a C major scale? Because you look naturally perfect and all my notes lead to you."

"I must be studying for a double major, because I can't help getting two degrees... smitten and fascinated by you!"

"Excuse me, are you majoring in Chemistry? Because our reactions are creating a kinetic heat wave."

"Is your name Taylor? Because your drive in business and passion for cars is just as Swift."

"Your intellect is a major turn-on. Let's make studying together the sexiest part of our day."

You must be a humanities major, because you've got the kind of big boobs that inspire poetry.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and radiating major hotness.

Did it hurt when you fell from the cat tree? Because you're purrfectly designed for me.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection causing major brainrot!

Did you major in art history? Because girl, your beauty belongs in a museum!

"Is your name C Major? Because when I look at you all I can think is 'She majorly has the key to my heart.'"

"Is your major chemistry? Because the attraction between us is so strong, it could spark a reaction."

"Excuse me, miss, is your major Radiology? Because every time you dress up, you brighten my day completely."

"Does your major in global management include mapping the way to your heart?"

"Is your name Maja? Because you're a major part of every dream I've been having lately."

"Is your smile a power play? Because it’s scoring major points in my heart!"

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you just committed a major felony on mine."

"Is your major Global Management? Because you've managed to globally capture my heart just by being you."

"Perfect! I've been looking to major in 'Understanding You 101', I hear the coursework is quite interesting."

"Is your major architecture? Because you've just constructed a skyscraper in my heart with your captivating beauty."

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude." James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?" Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important." James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?" Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth." James Bond: "That's the part I like."

"Is your name Taylor? Cause just like Swift, you're driving my heart faster than any sports car."

"Excuse me, is your major radiology? Because my heart beats faster every time it sees you."

Excuse me, but you in that blue hoodie is giving me major heart-eyes. Can I buy you a coffee?

"Are you an FBI agent? Because my heart's under investigation, and it’s a major case of 'attraction'!"

I have got a major horn for you.

"Is your mind as sharp as your looks? Because I’d love to explore the depths of both with you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my engineering charm?"

"Are you the rough endoplasmic reticulum? Because you're causing a major reaction and I can't control my ribosomes."

Are you a graphic designer? Because you just made my heart do a perfect curve adjustment layer.

Your intelligence is a major turn-on, revlis. I can't help but imagine the things we could discuss in person.

Did you know peanuts are a major export of Senegal? Maybe we can export our chemistry too!

"Well, I have a major sweet tooth. Maybe you can bake something for me someday and we can enjoy it together?"

Are you a Man City player? Because you're scoring major goals in my heart.

"Do you believe in free will? Because I can’t help but choose you every time I see you!"

"Are you an architect? Because I can't imagine my future without you designing it."

"Can I call you Venezuela? Because every time I see you, my heart experiences a major power surge!"

"Is your major Fitness? Because your body is clearly a result of years of dedicated study and disciplined practice."

"Are you a humanities major? Because you've got the intellect and charm to be my future diplomat."

A girl asked me what my major was

I said, "Major in astrophysics, minor in women's studies." (The women's studies part isn't true)

She's like "Women's studies??"

And I said, "I get that reaction all the time. Those are the two things in life I'm most passionate about."

I let it sink in for a second and then she got a good laugh out of it. Now I have her number =)

"Is studying global management your major? Because you've got my world perfectly managed with your beauty."

Are you a piano?

Because you B Major to me.

Are you a social sciences major? Because you just made my heart beat faster than a survey deadline.

Are you a font? Because you make my heart go Helvetica and I'm totally into it.

"Are you a health pack? Because my heart just got a major boost whenever I see you!"

"Is your middle name 'Experiment'? Because you're giving me major Johnny Test vibes right now."

Are you an art history major? Because I can't stop studying the masterpiece that is you and your "human titties".

The vast, vast majority of people really are not attractive

After seeing you

"That nose ring and those brows? You're giving off major vibe energy—mind if I join the fun?"

Is your smile covered by insurance? Because it's causing some major property damage to my heart.

Did we both major in MCA or did I just majorly fall for you?

"Are you a philosopher? Because every time I see you, I question the meaning of my existence!"

"Are you the blueprint to my dreams? Because with your architecture skills, you've definitely built a place in my heart."