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Top 50 Major Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Major pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a piano?

    Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

  2. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

    Idk but I tried googling it

  3. I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

  4. Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

  5. Fancy a look at my majority?

  6. I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

  7. I swear I'm not a physics major.

  8. Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

  9. I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

  10. Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

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I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

Are you a business administration major? Cuz I'd like to show you how to solve my unit elasticity.

This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

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Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Brain is a major turn on. Your brain is.

I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.

I just made this one up to use on my girlfriend.

She is a chemistry major. "Damn girl, are you a meniscus? Cause I sure like looking at your bottom."

Are you a major thirteenth chord?

Because I can think of seven different positions I'd put you in.

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude." James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?" Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important." James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?" Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth." James Bond: "That's the part I like."

I have got a major horn for you.

A girl asked me what my major was

I said, "Major in astrophysics, minor in women's studies." (The women's studies part isn't true)

She's like "Women's studies??"

And I said, "I get that reaction all the time. Those are the two things in life I'm most passionate about."

I let it sink in for a second and then she got a good laugh out of it. Now I have her number =)

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Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

Just thought this one up

"Are you an Astronomy major?" "Cause I'd love to look at your heavenly body!"

Are you a new major?

Because I’m interested in you

If my heart was made of shares, you would be the major shareholder.

Hey girl are you a musician?

Cuz I’d let you play my D major.

Hey girl do you major in physics

Because I am attracted to you

This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.

Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

You girl, are you a major criminal?

Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

(Request) A pickup line that involves a major event in the 1970s

It can be any major event I'm just not clever enough to come up with anything

Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.