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Top 50 Final Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Final pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

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    Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :)

    Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:)

    Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

  2. Are you a phoenix, 'cause you look like you wanna get down.

  3. If you were a L'cie would I be your focus?

  4. You're giving me sunstroke, baby, cause you're hotter than the Sagolii.

  5. Honey, you must be a White Mage because looking at you I get a Raise.

  6. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

  7. You're the Rinoa to my Squall. The Tifa to my Cloud. The Yuna to my Tidus.

  8. I'm Final and I'll show you a Fantasy.

  9. Wanna to spin around on my Blitzballs?

  10. Are you a castrum? Cuz I wanna get inside you.

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What is a Final pickup line?

Funny final pickup lines

Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.

Hey baby, I got a 100+ Chain on the Dreadnought Leviathan alone.

I can learn Frogsong, you can be my princess.

I'll break your limit.

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This is a funny Final pickup line!

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is so full of possibilities.

I have a much better grand finale planned for you, I'll even buy you breakfast.

Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

Hey, is this your final destination? Cuz I can really see us...Making a connection.

Will you be my final version?

You must be a L'Cie, because I wanna purge all over you.

After getting lost for 40 years I've think I've finally found what I was looking for

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Working Final tinder opener

I want you to ride my Chocobo.

Girl, you must be a mage; cos your magic body makes materia look like mythril.

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?

You're Katara and I'm Aang. You went years without me but then I finally came out of that iceberg.

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

I finally know what I wanna be for Halloween.

I want to be a ghost, so I can be your boo!

My sis made that up :p

I’ve looked for a man with a VCR and I’ve finally found the perfect one…. thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

YEET

If she responds with YEET its final

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

Roses are Red they Die and then Rot

I finally realized you’re just another thot