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Top 50 Absolute Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Absolute pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Absolute tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the ∑(1/n^2) from 1 to ∞?

    Because my heart converges absolutely to you.

  2. Are you the i in Pixar?

    Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie


    Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie

  3. Hey girl are you 1,420,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees Celsius?

    Cuz you absolutely hot.

  4. I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

  5. Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

  6. Hey girl, are you Planck's temperature?

    Because you are absolute hot

  7. Absolute zero, still moves me.

  8. Hey I think you’re making my asthma act up...

    Because you’re absolutely breathtaking!!!

  9. Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

  10. Chidi: I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making, until I met you.

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I don’t know about you but sharing this bar with you feels absolutely right.

Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless.

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

Babe, I got a bee in my hand, and you are absolutely beautiful. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.”

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Your hair absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least beautiful thing about you.

You absolutely rock my world. You must be a perfect 10 on the Richter Scale.

Girl, you are absolutely pho-bulous.

Is your name sweet because you absolutely are.

“Can’t tell if you’re innocent or an absolute baddie”

I used this pick up line on Instagram. Everyone says it has a great response rate. So I used it and the next day she reply’s “wtf does that mean” now I wasn’t expecting that response from her. What would one say back to that?

Girl are you ‑263.15 °C?

Cause from what I can tell you're an absolute 10.

Vega: My beauty is absolute. No one will ever come close to me.

You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

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What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking

I think I need a paralyze heal, cause you’re absolutely stunning.

If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

Hey girl are you a nonmetal with an atomic mass of 20.1797 with the symbol of Ne?

Cause you’re an absolute 10

Girl, absolutely everything makes sense with you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

You are absolutely stunning! You are why i spec into Unwavering Stance!

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning?

Because you are absolutely glowing

Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return

One taken from absolute flirting machine Danny Sexbang

Girl, you know how I feel about you.

It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist...

Because I want to date you badly.

Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.