The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 True Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of True chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.

  2. It’s true; this arrow is a sign for virility...

  3. Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

  4. Hey, do you work for Disney cause I think you can make all my dreams come true.

  5. Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

  6. Is your dad a genie because your making my dreams come true.

  7. Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

  8. So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.

  9. I heard you’re in the companions guild. If this be true, I would adore seeing your inner beast come out for me.

  10. I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

    I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

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You're an Emerald Dream come true.

The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

Baby, we don’t need a holodeck. I’ll make all your fantasies come true.

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

Is it true that you are an Olympic volleyball player? Because I dig you.

Rub my magic lamp and I'll make all your wishes come true.

According to solipsism, everything we see/experience is created by our brain.
If that’s true, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with.

Hey... are you... uhh.. you cute. Runs away*

Have panic attack

True story

Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?

It's true


We do eat the cat

Yesterday I saw a falling star and I made a wish

I can't say what I wished for, but you are right here so it came true

That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

You are my sweetest dream come true. Good Morning.

I know it is said, that roses are red, so it just may be true, that violets are blue,

And I know we just met, but I am willing to bet,
that forever is better with you.

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Whatever you say is always true.

[11/12]

It's true that opposites attract. We're like an electron and a proton, we come together and now we're stable... and steady!

I’m sincerely amazed at how you people don’t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass “nice” comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score

EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but it’s true

A girl asked me what my major was

I said, "Major in astrophysics, minor in women's studies." (The women's studies part isn't true)

She's like "Women's studies??"

And I said, "I get that reaction all the time. Those are the two things in life I'm most passionate about."

I let it sink in for a second and then she got a good laugh out of it. Now I have her number =)

Two statements, one is false and one is true

Thought of this one last night and it worked great actually.

Any similar?

"Hi, so listen, I'll tell you two questions and I want you to pick which one is true and false; my underwear matches your top, and we're going to kiss after this"

I wanted to chat a girl up and get her number so this was a great success actually.

Is this a good pickup line?

I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

Is it true that you are from China? Since I’m China get your number.

I was once asked if I had to choose between

Living happy for the rest of my life without find my true love, or find my true love without ever being happy. But the problem is I'll never be happy without you.

When a girl leaves me on read

When a girl leaves me on read, What are the **funny things to text** to turn the flaky girl around?


Here are the texts I came up with:


- Hey you seem busy (**Pros**: Non-needy **Cons**: Not funny nor interesting)


- How many guys are you texting :)? (**Pros**: A bit interesting because this could be true **Cons**: Slightly needy)


Please let me know your go-to text line When girl leaves you on read