Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

I'm actually way hotter than poutin.

Thought that u are 14

But actually you are 1 4 me

I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

Top o’ the morning to ya—actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning!

Hey girl wanna know my last name?

Actually there’s no need, you’ll only be screaming my first

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have s**.... I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

Girl, you are the opposite of homework. Because I actually want to do you for fun tonight.

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

Marauder: Actually, that IS a grenade in my pants.

Is it just me or are there actual sparks between the two of us?

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Top of the morning to you... actually, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find

While that actually is an icicle in my pants I'm still happy to see you.

Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.

Are you a math problem? Because solving for your love is the only equation I want to crack.

"Are you a thief? Because you've just stolen my heart and I'm actually considering not reporting it."

"Are you a plant? Because you've rooted me to the spot, and I'm suddenly feeling quite grown on you."

"Even if I wasn't talking about you before, I'd love the chance to get to know you now."

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"China, huh? Sounds like an adventure waiting to happen. I love learning about different cultures, don’t you?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, your beauty makes my worries vanish, breakouts included."

"They're actually coming straight from the heart, where thoughts of you reside all day."

"If your beauty were a breakout, I'd gladly embrace the chaos—it’s worth the glow!"

"So you think plants farm humans? Guess that makes me your sunflower, always turning towards your light."

Maybe Evilphuck is actually a misunderstood genius, like a villain with a heart of gold. Or they just really like causing chaos in online games!

"Oh, you caught me! I'm actually a retired spy posing as a regular guy. They say I'm the next 007 but without the martinis."

Context: The girl just said, "So I guess you're not a jewishracist then?"

"No, I'm actually a pasta-loving pacifist. My love for lasagna is the only thing that discriminates!"

Hi there! Fun fact: The first oranges weren't actually orange; they were green! Hope that doesn't make me unappeeling... 🍊

"So, how about I make it easier for you and fall for you first?"

Haha, introverts unite! I'm like a social chameleon – quiet at first, but turn on the right setting and I'm all chatterbox! 🦎🗣️

"Well, in that case, let's be enemies. That should keep things interesting!"

Well, I'm an extrovert undercover as an introvert. It's like a surprise party – you gotta stick around to see the real me in action! 🎉

"I'll be your fake boyfriend, but I promise my feelings for you will be very real."

"That emoji smiles, but it can't compete with the charm of your actual laughter."

You shine like the moon on a starry night, in my eyes, you're the only light.

"Hoshi, are you a lost astronomer? Because your curves are out of this world, and everyone's orbiting around you."

Your sense of humor definitely caught my attention! Plus, I couldn't resist getting to know the person behind those witty messages.

"Can you see the sparkle in my eye? That's not a twinkle, it’s actually a reflection of your radiant beauty."

"Are you a plant? Because I'm feeling pretty farmed by your photosynthesis of beauty."

"I wouldn't just mind, I'd be thrilled if it were me you fell for."

Maybe I'm just testing how strong your feelings are... or maybe I'm just drawn to playing with fire. 😉

"I guess I'm like a cooking show host - I make everything seem way easier than it actually is, but without the tasty end results!"

"You're so sexy, my mind keeps painting pictures. How about you give it a rest with an actual photo?"

"Are you a dolphin? Because every moment with you feels like a splash of joy in the ocean of life."

"If my pick-up lines don't sound cheesy, it's because I know what I'm doing when I'm with you."

"I can relate to that. Sometimes a city escape is just the reboot we need, don't you agree?"

"If pretending to be your boyfriend means I get to make you smile, count me in."

"I must be a photographer because every time I look at you, I smile."

Maybe I'm just a fool in love, willing to risk getting hurt for a chance with you.

"Oh, you don't like making friends? Perfect! I was hoping we could skip straight to arch-nemeses!"

"Oh absolutely! Sounds like we'll need an infinite supply of sparkling conversations... and maybe some actual sparkles too!"

"Those breakouts just make you look even more irresistible; I love a girl who embraces her natural beauty!"

"Do you have a map? Because every time I see your beauty, I get lost in those stunning eyes."

Haha smooth line! I'm actually a mix of mystery and mischief, with a sprinkle of sarcasm. How about you?

"Even with those breakouts, you're still the most stunning girl in the room—I'd love to help you shine brighter."

"China, eh? It's on my travel bucket list too! Shall we explore the Great Wall together someday?"

"Ah, just a figure of speech, not an actual person. Just daydreaming about the idea of someone special."

"If your smile were a ticket, I'd never want to throw it away—it's a prize I want to keep."

"Your beauty's a riddle, solving it is my plea, could I borrow your moments and make eternity?"

"Well, that makes us a perfect pair. You can be the cool, mysterious one, and I'll be the social butterfly!"

they said is "So, do you prefer cats or dogs?"

"I prefer dragons, actually. Much easier to house train and their fire-breathing makes for a great barbecue."

"Actually, I'm here in search of a genuine connection. The physical aspect is just one piece of the puzzle, not the whole picture."

"Rica, my past feelings may have changed, but my appreciation for your strength and fire hasn't."

"I guess that's the magic of connection. And don't worry, I'll make sure every touch feels even better next time."

"I wasn't, but now that you mention it, you've definitely caught my eye. Can we chat?"

Haha, perfect! I'll bring a megaphone just in case. Let's see if we can break some talkative records together!

Haha, thanks! They're actually my secret weapon for getting discounts at the grocery store. 😂

"If calling you 'doll' makes your heart race, I'll stick to using your actual name from now on."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your dazzling smile and could use some directions."

"If you think I have game now, just wait until you see me trying to win your heart."

"Actually, abhi tak to nahi, lekin mujhe yakeen hain ki mere dreams mein aapka face zaroor aayega. Dreams count right?"

"Just when I thought I was keeping you, your beauty leaves me questioning who's actually gotten whom captivated."

"Like stars in the night, your smile brightly shines, with cheesy one-liners, I hope love aligns."

"Well, I'm no fortune teller, but when I look at you, all I can see is my future."

"Even if I stumble, falling for you would be the most graceful move I'll ever make."

Well, it's simple really - because your impact on me is undeniable. Your presence makes me feel alive.

"Ha, well, romance is my middle name. But as for being deep into a relationship, it's only like this with you."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and it's just you who arrests my attention."

"A charming flirt with a dash of humility, now that's rare! Coffee sounds perfect, let's focus on the brew and continue our captivating conversation."

"Actually, I've been busy counting the seconds until I could see your gorgeous eyes again. It's quite a task!"

Does your mom also know about your secret crush on that celebrity? Keeping all the important relationships in check, huh?

I know the ring won't fix everything, but maybe it's a start to showing you how much I care.

"Your kisses melt my heart every time. It's like a sweet addiction that I can't, and don't want to, quit."

Did the ring not shine bright as my love for you, my dear?

Because your humor in your profile caught my eye. I love a good laugh, and you seem witty. 😄

"In case of 'yes', prepare to embark on an unforgettable adventure, my heart as your map."

"Poetic? Maybe so. But instead of 'Romeo, Romeo' it's more like 'Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do'!"

Are you trash?

Cuz i just wanna take you out.

PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type, even though we've never actually met!

"Oh, perfect! So I guess our relationship will be less of a friendship, more of an… un-friendship?"

Kindness is my middle name! Well, actually, it's not... It's Steven. But close enough, right?

"When I say good morning, love, I'm actually describing my day after seeing you."

"I've moved on, Rica - from old mistakes to new possibilities. Let's make history, not heartbreak."

"I may be pretending now, but the chemistry between us feels anything but fake."

"I'm full of self-love, dear Ayumi, for it's the key, a tune that soothes me, makes my life as harmonious as a symphony."

Hey, girl. I know you ain’t covid

Cuz I actually want you to spread.

Haha, imagine if Jesus actually had a girlfriend. I wonder what their first date would be like - turning water into wine? 🍷

"I wouldn't just mind if you fell for me, I'd cherish every moment we share together."

Haha, well, your profile pic caught my eye and your sense of humor intrigued me. What about you?

"Darling, you don't need perfect vision to see how much I want to cherish and protect you."

"Are you a dolphin? Because every time I see you, my heart jumps like I'm swimming in the sea."

"If your smile were a song, it would be my favorite melody—let’s create a duet together, Wren!"

Haha, are you a mind reader? My native place is actually Narnia. How about yours?

Because sometimes the fear of losing something special is scarier than the pain of getting hurt.

"Absolutely, darling, I'd guard your secrets with more care than a knight guards his queen's honor."

Ah, a fan of Eminem? Just remember, if we ever lie, let’s at least make it a funny one. “I’m actually a secret agent!” 😄

Chilling is my middle name. Just kidding, it's actually Steve. But I'm down for some laid-back hangouts!

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, but no one actually reads you at home.

Ah, the classic “I lied” maneuver! Next, you’ll say you actually love pineapple on pizza—now that’s a serious relationship hurdle! 🍕

Are you a diamond in disguise? Because your beauty outshines the lies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this ring is lavish, but my love for you is true.

Well, your smile in that profile picture of yours caught my eye. Couldn't resist striking up a conversation!

"If I can surprise you with a non-cheesy line, imagine what else I could surprise you with."

"Do you believe in love at first sit? Because I can’t wait to share this couch with you."

Your witty bio intrigued me. But now that we're chatting, it's not just your words that have my attention... so, what's next?

"Between the moonlight and your radiance, when can we transform this beautiful moment into a forever?"

"Are you a couch? Because I can already picture us cozying up together for movie nights."

"Is it just the sunshine reflecting off the water, or are you actually glowing with that irresistible beauty?"

Thanks! It's actually a DIY project. I enjoy adding personal touches to my space. What's something you've created recently?

"Oh, I wasn't before, but now I can't help but notice your captivating presence."

"You're more than just a name, you're a mystery waiting to be unraveled by me."