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Top 50 Actually Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Actually pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Actually tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

    Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

  2. Wanna play hide and seek?

    Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.


    A girl like you is hard to find

  3. Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

    Her: Ok

    You: Actually I can't

    Her: Why not?

    You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

  4. Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”

    Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol

  5. No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

  6. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  7. Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

  8. I'm actually way hotter than poutin.

  9. Thought that u are 14

    But actually you are 1 4 me

  10. I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

    (For people with silly brains im referring to reverse psychology)


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I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

I would actually like some fries with that shake.

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

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Top o’ the morning to ya—actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning!

If you have tulips and i have tulips,
Want to put them together and make a Kiss?

Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

Hey girl wanna know my last name?

Actually there’s no need, you’ll only be screaming my first

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

Sex is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

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Girl, you are the opposite of homework. Because I actually want to do you for fun tonight.

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

Hey gurl are you silver? cause I'm actually a MGE, bend over.

Marauder: Actually, that IS a grenade in my pants.

Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be?

(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Is it just me or are there actual sparks between the two of us?

Top of the morning to you... actually, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

While that actually is an icicle in my pants I'm still happy to see you.

Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find