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Top 50 Actually Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Actually conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Actually pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

    Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

  2. Wanna play hide and seek?

    Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.

    A girl like you is hard to find

  3. Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

    Her: Ok

    You: Actually I can't

    Her: Why not?

    You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

  4. Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”

    Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol

  5. Im not sure anyone on this sub has actually been laid

  6. No, I didn't have a s**...; I was actually winking at you.

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You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

I'm actually way hotter than poutin.

Thought that u are 14

But actually you are 1 4 me

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I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

I would actually like some fries with that shake.

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Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

Top o’ the morning to ya—actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning!

If you have tulips and i have tulips,

Want to put them together and make a Kiss?

Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

Hey girl wanna know my last name?

Actually there’s no need, you’ll only be screaming my first

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I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have s**.... I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

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It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

s**... is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

Girl, you are the opposite of homework. Because I actually want to do you for fun tonight.

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

Hey gurl are you silver? cause I'm actually a MGE, bend over.

Marauder: Actually, that IS a grenade in my pants.

Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be?

(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

Is it just me or are there actual sparks between the two of us?

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Top of the morning to you... actually, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

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Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find

While that actually is an icicle in my pants I'm still happy to see you.

Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

Are you trash?

Cuz i just wanna take you out.

PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

Hey, girl. I know you ain’t covid
Cuz I actually want you to spread.

If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke

My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

No joke this actually worked for me

Damn girl, are you water?

Because I would actually die if I couldn't have you

Are you from Mississippi? Because Miss, I'd sip your pee.

Don't actually use this one. It is a joke.

I actually work at IKEA

We sell high quality beds but yours is somewhere I’d spend the night

Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

Someday we’ll be one of those cute old couples

Actually, you’ll be the cute one, and I’ll just be the lucky one

Hey girl wanna play hide and seek ?

He-actually I can’t
Her-why not ?
He-cause a girl like u is really hard to find

Even though i'm blind, i will still have an eye on you.

Im sorry for the people who are actually blind, no offense, although, they will probably not see this.

Are we in Alabama?

Cause I think you're actually my sister.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Actually phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Actually lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.