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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Actually Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Actually pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Actually conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

    Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

  2. Wanna play hide and seek?

    Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.


    A girl like you is hard to find

  3. Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

    Her: Ok

    You: Actually I can't

    Her: Why not?

    You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

  4. Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”

    Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol

  5. No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

  6. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  7. Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

  8. I'm actually way hotter than poutin.

  9. Thought that u are 14

    But actually you are 1 4 me

  10. I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

    (For people with silly brains im referring to reverse psychology)

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I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

I would actually like some fries with that shake.

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

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Top o’ the morning to ya—actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning!

If you have tulips and i have tulips,
Want to put them together and make a Kiss?

Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

Hey girl wanna know my last name?

Actually there’s no need, you’ll only be screaming my first

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be?

(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

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Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find

While that actually is an icicle in my pants I'm still happy to see you.

Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

Are you trash?

Cuz i just wanna take you out.

PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

Hey, girl. I know you ain’t covid

Cuz I actually want you to spread.

If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke

Damn girl, are you water?

Because I would actually die if I couldn't have you

My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

No joke this actually worked for me

Are you from Mississippi? Because Miss, I'd sip your pee.

Don't actually use this one. It is a joke.

I actually work at IKEA

We sell high quality beds but yours is somewhere I’d spend the night