Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

I'm actually way hotter than poutin.

Thought that u are 14

But actually you are 1 4 me

I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

Top o’ the morning to ya—actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning!

Hey girl wanna know my last name?

Actually there’s no need, you’ll only be screaming my first

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have s**.... I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

s**... is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

Girl, you are the opposite of homework. Because I actually want to do you for fun tonight.

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

Marauder: Actually, that IS a grenade in my pants.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Is it just me or are there actual sparks between the two of us?

Top of the morning to you... actually, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

While that actually is an icicle in my pants I'm still happy to see you.

Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find

Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.

Context: The girl just said, "So I guess you're not a jewishracist then?"

"No, I'm actually a pasta-loving pacifist. My love for lasagna is the only thing that discriminates!"

"China, huh? Sounds like an adventure waiting to happen. I love learning about different cultures, don’t you?"

"So you think plants farm humans? Guess that makes me your sunflower, always turning towards your light."

"Oh, you caught me! I'm actually a retired spy posing as a regular guy. They say I'm the next 007 but without the martinis."

"Are you a thief? Because you've just stolen my heart and I'm actually considering not reporting it."

"Well, in that case, let's be enemies. That should keep things interesting!"

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"Hoshi, are you a lost astronomer? Because your curves are out of this world, and everyone's orbiting around you."

"Are you a plant? Because you've rooted me to the spot, and I'm suddenly feeling quite grown on you."

"Are you a plant? Because I'm feeling pretty farmed by your photosynthesis of beauty."

"I can relate to that. Sometimes a city escape is just the reboot we need, don't you agree?"

"I guess I'm like a cooking show host - I make everything seem way easier than it actually is, but without the tasty end results!"

"You're so sexy, my mind keeps painting pictures. How about you give it a rest with an actual photo?"

"Can you see the sparkle in my eye? That's not a twinkle, it’s actually a reflection of your radiant beauty."

"Oh, you don't like making friends? Perfect! I was hoping we could skip straight to arch-nemeses!"

they said is "So, do you prefer cats or dogs?"

"I prefer dragons, actually. Much easier to house train and their fire-breathing makes for a great barbecue."

"Oh absolutely! Sounds like we'll need an infinite supply of sparkling conversations... and maybe some actual sparkles too!"

"Rica, my past feelings may have changed, but my appreciation for your strength and fire hasn't."

"Your beauty's a riddle, solving it is my plea, could I borrow your moments and make eternity?"

"Ah, just a figure of speech, not an actual person. Just daydreaming about the idea of someone special."

"Well, that makes us a perfect pair. You can be the cool, mysterious one, and I'll be the social butterfly!"

"Indeed, I am. But only a beautiful muse like you could inspire such poetry."

"China, eh? It's on my travel bucket list too! Shall we explore the Great Wall together someday?"

"Just when I thought I was keeping you, your beauty leaves me questioning who's actually gotten whom captivated."

"I guess that's the magic of connection. And don't worry, I'll make sure every touch feels even better next time."

"So you're saying we're like a sitcom duo? You're the introverted grump and I'm the charming extrovert. Sounds like a hit show!"

"Actually, abhi tak to nahi, lekin mujhe yakeen hain ki mere dreams mein aapka face zaroor aayega. Dreams count right?"

"Sure, sounds like a great idea! I'm looking forward to hearing your voice and sharing some laughs."

"A charming flirt with a dash of humility, now that's rare! Coffee sounds perfect, let's focus on the brew and continue our captivating conversation."

"Ha, well, romance is my middle name. But as for being deep into a relationship, it's only like this with you."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and it's just you who arrests my attention."

"Poetic? Maybe so. But instead of 'Romeo, Romeo' it's more like 'Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do'!"

"In case of 'yes', prepare to embark on an unforgettable adventure, my heart as your map."

Are you trash?

Cuz i just wanna take you out.

PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

"Oh, perfect! So I guess our relationship will be less of a friendship, more of an… un-friendship?"

"Actually, I've been busy counting the seconds until I could see your gorgeous eyes again. It's quite a task!"

"Your kisses melt my heart every time. It's like a sweet addiction that I can't, and don't want to, quit."

"I've moved on, Rica - from old mistakes to new possibilities. Let's make history, not heartbreak."

Haha, are you a mind reader? My native place is actually Narnia. How about yours?

Hey, girl. I know you ain’t covid

Cuz I actually want you to spread.

"I'm full of self-love, dear Ayumi, for it's the key, a tune that soothes me, makes my life as harmonious as a symphony."

"Darling, you don't need perfect vision to see how much I want to cherish and protect you."

"Between the moonlight and your radiance, when can we transform this beautiful moment into a forever?"