The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Actually Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Actually chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

    Her: Ok

    You: Actually I can't

    Her: Why not?

    You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

  2. No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

  3. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  4. Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

  5. I'm actually way hotter than poutin.

  6. Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

    Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.

  7. I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

  8. I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

  9. I would actually like some fries with that shake.

  10. Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

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Funny actually pickup lines

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

Top o’ the morning to ya—actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning!

This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

Hey, are you a single mother?
No? Do you want to be?

(Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

Top of the morning to you... actually, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

While that actually is an icicle in my pants I'm still happy to see you.

Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find

Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

Are you trash?

Cuz i just wanna take you out.

PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

Perfect way to turn down your number!!!!

Ladies and gents! Have you ever been super pressed by someone that wanted your number so bad, and you're just not into (or very creeped out by) them??? Here's the perfect solution to get them to leave you alone!!!

Give them this number: (your area code) 867-5309

Yes, you read it out loud, or in your head, and you automatically get it. However, if you wrote down this number to whatever girl or guy trying so hard for your digits, it looks just like a normal number. They accept it, then they go away! The best part is when they actually read it later, they'll feel like a % dumbass!

Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first ever to think of this, but I did think of it myself when I was bartending the other night and it worked like a charm. I never had a good enough solution until now! Happy denying :)

If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke

My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

No joke this actually worked for me

Someday we’ll be one of those cute old couples

Actually, you’ll be the cute one, and I’ll just be the lucky one

Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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Also,

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I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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NO!

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There is an ultimate one

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THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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There is another way of perceiving this.

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Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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Interactions become easy and effortless.

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You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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In summary:

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Learn to relax, talk slower.

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Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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Hope it was helpful

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See you on the next one 🤫

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

If you were a triangle...

You’d be acute. (Actual pickup line that worked for me in 9th grade geometry)

So what are you doing after the funeral?

This actually happened to my mom at a funeral.

Two statements, one is false and one is true

Thought of this one last night and it worked great actually.

Any similar?

"Hi, so listen, I'll tell you two questions and I want you to pick which one is true and false; my underwear matches your top, and we're going to kiss after this"

I wanted to chat a girl up and get her number so this was a great success actually.

I would say you’re today’s date

But actually I’m 9 days late, because you’re a 1/10

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Roses are red

Ur looking fine
Will you be mine?

(This actually worked lmao)