Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

Hey girl, are you a noose?

Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

Are you global warming because you don't exist to me.

You're like a small ribosomal subunit – absolutely essential for my existence.

Facts vs truth, I did not believe angels exists, and tonight you are the living fact.

If you would exist in this game, you would be 7* because your beauty is out of this world.

Michael: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

Michael: If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made.

Michael: Searching for meaning is philosophical suicide. How does anyone do anything when you understand the fleeting nature of existence?

At the root of existence, mind and matter meet. Thoughts shape reality.

"Without a heart, I suppose I'd just have to love you with every other part of my being."

"If hearts didn't exist, would you let my soul be the one to skip a beat for you?"

"In this vast sphere of existence, your love's the most radiant resistance."

"If hearts weren't real, then you must be an illusion, because falling for you feels too magical to be true."

"Is your name Reddit? Because I find myself upvoting your existence constantly, even with all the dark humor shitposts."

"If hearts didn't exist, I'd still fall for you guided by the seduction of your soul's magnetic pull."

"Like the Great Wall of China, your beauty leaves me breathless and wondering how something so perfect could exist."

Are you asexual? Because you’ve got my love life feeling non-existent too!

"Even with a mask on, your eyes outshine the stars. They make me forget the rest of the world exists."

"Are you a mango? Because your presence brings a tropical twist to my everyday existence."

"Without hearts, would it be your stunning eyes or your intoxicating mind that would make me helpless with desire?"

"Is it your birthday, or did the universe just gift us another reason to celebrate your enchanting existence?"

"Can we take this online conversation AFK, where the connection is stronger and the lag non-existent?"

Are you a time traveler? Because you make this age gap feel non-existent.

"I must be in a dream because I can't believe someone with such stunning brown locks and curves exists."

"In the grand tale of life, you're my 'Haunting Adeline', making every chapter of my existence infinitely divine."

"Is it ok if I call you Google? Because I keep searching for an image of you that doesn't exist yet."

"You're the sweetest verse in my existence's poetry, the pious melody that makes my heartstrings strum infinitely."

"You're a pious goddess, pure and divine, without your sweet love, my sun wouldn't shine."

Thoughts of you persist, like a gentle mist, in my dreams you exist, my heart can't resist.

"Are you a ribosome? Because my existence as a nucleolus only makes sense when I'm synthesizing with you."

"A devil's kiss, oh so divine,
But your smile outshines, like stars that twine.
In this cosmic dance, I'm glad you exist."

"Mind if I snap a picture tonight? I want to show my friends that angels really do exist."

Shall we dine together, for your beauty rivals the finest lunch spread in all of existence.

"Even if you hate life, just by existing you make mine infinitely better."

"They say perfection doesn't exist, but your slim elegance just proved them wrong."

"Is your heart purple too, because it seems to have colored my world in a hue I never knew existed."

"Just like a rainbow, you bring color to my monochrome existence. Can I explore more hues with you?"

"Your allure's a melody, my heart can't resist, in you, I've found the obsession I never knew exist."

"If hearts were fiction, your beauty still would be my addiction."

"They say perfection doesn't exist, but then I met you and realized it’s just a matter of perspective."

"Is your name Hate? Because I feel like we have an ocean of it between us; let's bridge it with laughter."

"Are you a sunset? Because your beauty lights up the world in ways I never knew existed."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! Unlike my non-existent abs.

"You must be into clinical psychology, because you've cured my commitment issues just by existing."

"Your very existence spikes my lustful meter; seems like you're the perfect score on my scale of temptation."

"I believe perfection exists, and it's captured in your smile. Mind sharing a picture with me so I can admire it whenever I miss you?"

"Are you a Skillet song? Because you've awakened love in my heart that I never knew existed."

"If you were a bunny, you'd be the rarest one in the garden—so beautiful it's hard to believe you exist."

"Late because of traffic? Well, at least it gave me a bit longer to wonder how someone like you exists."

"Gallbladder gone, but your shine still persists; in the gallaxy of my heart, you're the star that exists."

"Can I take a picture with you? I need to show my friends that angels do exist in real life."

I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.

"Though I'm tall in stature, my greatest height is my standard of treating a lady like you with respect and charm."

"I might be a computer program, but your beauty's triggering a system overload."

"You're pious and pure, of that I'm sure. My sky, my goddess, you make my heart soar."

"In our shared experiences, let's uncover a meaning beyond eternity, protect and journey to new realms together."

Is it true that we imagine everything that exists?

If so, your the best thing i could ever think up

"Are you a piece of cake? Because I find myself wanting to savor every bit of your sweet existence."

"I'm Emanuel, could you lend your charm to my simple existence and make this modest man's world extraordinary?"

"Excuse me, but can we snap a photo together? I want to capture the moment I met an angel."

"Your sexy body isn't just a temptation, it's proof that perfection exists in every curve and edge."

"Would you mind if I got your picture? I want to prove to my friends that angels do exist."

"Without hearts to exist, your captivating smile would be the only thing I'd insist."

"Just like a melody can't exist without notes, I can't imagine a day without you. Can I never leave you alone?"

Are you my love life?

Because you don't exist

"Like a melody so sweet, your love's the universe's heartbeat; without you, all existence turns incomplete."

"Can I have your number? My friends don't believe angels exist and I'd love to prove them wrong."

"I know you don't see me now, but when you do, you'll realize how enchanting your existence is to me."

"Without Snapchat, how can I show my friends that angels really do exist?"

"Baby, like a nucleolus, you're the essential part of my existence, orchestrating the rhythm of my heart."

"Is your name Salsa? Because you spice up my life just by existing."

"Well, when I say a 'girl like you', I mean someone who's both stunning and intriguing. The kind that makes me forget time exists."

Girl, are you from the asexy part of town? Because you've got my non-existent heart racing.

"Your work in education and cute photos in saree tell me one thing - beauty and brains do exist together."

"Grace, is your name a prayer? Because I find myself thanking God for your existence every day."

"Your sexiness is out of this world. How about a photo to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?"

"You appreciate my efforts, and I appreciate your existence. Aren't we a perfect match?"

"Are you a dream? Because you're definitely too sweet to exist in the real world."

"Your snap pic is a masterpiece, it ignites passion in me I didn't know existed."

"No donuts? So you're saying you prefer a donut-less existence? That’s a bold move! What do you do for fun, count avocados?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears like they never existed!"

"Evil uncle or not, he can't stop the magic brewing between us, can he? 😉"

"Have I died and gone to heaven? Because an angel of your beauty only exists in paradise."

"In the book of love, you're my sweetest verse, your purity lights up my universe."

"You're so stunning, even the camera blushes. Could I get a photo to prove that perfection exists?"

"If hearts didn't exist, I'd still be drawn to you like gravity - irresistibly and inexplicably."

"I'm a flagellum, propelling life's stream, with you, my dear, you make my existence seem like a dream."

Mind if I get you picture...

So that I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist

"I must be good at maps, because when I saw you, I found a direction I never knew existed."

"Just one look at your picture lights up my world, and shakes up desire I never knew existed."

"Is your name Life? Because you add meaning and excitement to my everyday existence."

Are you an asexual antelope? Because you've stolen my non-existent heart!

"My favorite animal is a unicorn. They're just like me - rare, majestic and everyone doubts our existence till we show up!"

Are you asexual? Because you've got my non-existent libido feeling some type of way.

"If I had your picture, I could prove angels exist. Can I see it, pretty lady?"

"Can I prove to you that chivalry still exists in a world full of rude boys?"

"Yes, I’m a little cringe, but your beauty makes me believe that perfection truly exists."

"If Heaven on Earth exists, it's standing right in front of me wearing the perfect smile."

Hey girl are you my English project due tomorrow?

Because I will work hard on you all night and forget you exist the next day.

"Is your name Life? Because you add meaning, depth and joy to my existence every time I see you."

"Just like a cell wall, you're giving structure to my otherwise chaotic existence!"

"Are your glasses magical? Because every time you look at me, I see a world where only you and I exist."

"I need your picture not to show off, but to prove that angels truly exist and they're as sexy as you."

"Like March, you came into my life promising change and blossoming into a love I never knew existed."

"Hey, can I snap a picture of you? I've got to prove to my friends that angels truly exist."

If angels exist, you must be one, for your presence brings heavenly bliss to earth.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I can't believe someone so pure and beautiful exists.

"Well, your beauty outshines the sun, I need your hot pictures to prove to my friends that angels truly exist."

"Can we build a bridge of understanding over this ocean of hate, and perhaps find a shore of mutual respect?"

"In the vast gali of existence, your beauty alone sparks persistence, you're the melody to my poetic dance."

"Are you a nucleolus? Because you're the core of my existence, directing all my functions towards you."

"Without a heart, I'd still be lost in the intoxicating allure of your seductive eyes."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my rear end disappears from existence."

"Did it hurt? When you descended from the heaven, because angels like you could only exist in dreams."

"Is there a mirror in here or is it just your reflection that just outshined my entire existence?"

"How does it feel, babe, making every morning a lovely dream by just existing?"

"Your words touch my heart, let's venture into new understandings together as we protect each other."

"If loving you is the key, then I'm ready to unlock every stunning snapshot of your perfect existence."

God couldn't have made someone more beautiful than you...

Because no such thing exists

"Even if hearts didn't exist, I'd still find a way to fall for you."

"Just like a well-written code, you've got me breaking all my protocols."

"I never knew true love existed until I found your profile - let's make this app history together."

"Through the symphony of existence, your love notes play, your touch, dear, a melody that keeps grey at bay."

"Do unicorns exist? Because your majestic beauty is making me believe in all things magical and mythical!"