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Top 50 Exist Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Exist pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Fuck me if I’m wrong but...

    Dinosaurs still exist right?

  2. Hey girl, are you a dragon?

    ‘Cause you only exist in my dreams

  3. My love for you is like the stars during the day....

    You might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely.

  4. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

  5. Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

  6. You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

  7. I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

  8. I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

  9. I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

    I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight

  10. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

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Hey baby, can I slowly integrate my probe into your existing operations?

Hey girl, are you a noose?

Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

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Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

Are you my love life?
Because you don't exist

Mind if I get you picture...

So that I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist

Hey girl are you my English project due tomorrow?

Because I will work hard on you all night and forget you exist the next day.

God couldn't have made someone more beautiful than you...

Because no such thing exists

Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!

Damn girl are you Easter?

Cuz i forgot you existed & i only like you for your eggs

I used to be an atheist.

But you made me realize that goddesses exist.

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I know that angels exist...

'Cause I have seen one.

Even though I intend to use it with my existing GF, I have a line that I came up with.

"Are you a beer? Because you're simply intoxicating."

Is it bad to ask "How's your dating life going?"

Asking question such as; "Do you have a boyfriend?" can be too forward so asking "How's your dating life going?" would be just as bad as asking the existence of boyfriend?

Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist"

She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?

Even if gravity didn't exist

I'd still fall for you..

Kiss me If I'm wrong

but dinosaurs still exist, right?

I told my friends that perfect women exist, but they disagreed,

Mind if I take a selfie with you to prove them wrong?

Are you a burger...

Cause i want to spread my mayo on you

IDK if this exists i was eating burger and saw a hot waiter

People say the perfect girl doesn't exist...

But I'm staring right at her!

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

I will try these and you should too

Are you a keyboard cause you’re just my type

Let me tie your shoelaces cause I don’t want you falling for someone else

Can we take a selfie I want to prove to my friends angels exist

Do you have a map cause I’m lost in those eyes