Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

Hey girl, are you a noose?

Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

Are you global warming because you don't exist to me.

You're like a small ribosomal subunit – absolutely essential for my existence.

Can I take picture with you ?

I just wanna prove to my friends that angels do exist

If you would exist in this game, you would be 7* because your beauty is out of this world.

Michael: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

Michael: If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made.

Michael: Searching for meaning is philosophical suicide. How does anyone do anything when you understand the fleeting nature of existence?

At the root of existence, mind and matter meet. Thoughts shape reality.

"Is your name Reddit? Because I find myself upvoting your existence constantly, even with all the dark humor shitposts."

"If hearts didn't exist, I'd still fall for you guided by the seduction of your soul's magnetic pull."

"Without a heart, I suppose I'd just have to love you with every other part of my being."

"If hearts didn't exist, would you let my soul be the one to skip a beat for you?"

"If hearts weren't real, then you must be an illusion, because falling for you feels too magical to be true."

"Like the Great Wall of China, your beauty leaves me breathless and wondering how something so perfect could exist."

"Are you a mango? Because your presence brings a tropical twist to my everyday existence."

"Seeing you in that black lingerie makes me want to write a love story, where only two of us exist."

"Can we take this online conversation AFK, where the connection is stronger and the lag non-existent?"

"Is it your birthday, or did the universe just gift us another reason to celebrate your enchanting existence?"

"Without hearts, would it be your stunning eyes or your intoxicating mind that would make me helpless with desire?"

"Even with a mask on, your eyes outshine the stars. They make me forget the rest of the world exists."

"You're a pious goddess, pure and divine, without your sweet love, my sun wouldn't shine."

"Is it ok if I call you Google? Because I keep searching for an image of you that doesn't exist yet."

"Are you a ribosome? Because my existence as a nucleolus only makes sense when I'm synthesizing with you."

"Mind if I snap a picture tonight? I want to show my friends that angels really do exist."

"In the grand tale of life, you're my 'Haunting Adeline', making every chapter of my existence infinitely divine."

"You're the sweetest verse in my existence's poetry, the pious melody that makes my heartstrings strum infinitely."

"Just like a rainbow, you bring color to my monochrome existence. Can I explore more hues with you?"

"Is your heart purple too, because it seems to have colored my world in a hue I never knew existed."

"Even if you hate life, just by existing you make mine infinitely better."

"Is your name Hate? Because I feel like we have an ocean of it between us; let's bridge it with laughter."

"Your allure's a melody, my heart can't resist, in you, I've found the obsession I never knew exist."

"If hearts were fiction, your beauty still would be my addiction."

"Gallbladder gone, but your shine still persists; in the gallaxy of my heart, you're the star that exists."

"Are you a Skillet song? Because you've awakened love in my heart that I never knew existed."

"You must be into clinical psychology, because you've cured my commitment issues just by existing."

"Your very existence spikes my lustful meter; seems like you're the perfect score on my scale of temptation."

I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.

Is it true that we imagine everything that exists?

If so, your the best thing i could ever think up

"I see an ocean of hate, but ever thought about sailing on it with humor? It's less salty!"

"Though I'm tall in stature, my greatest height is my standard of treating a lady like you with respect and charm."

"You're pious and pure, of that I'm sure. My sky, my goddess, you make my heart soar."

"I might be a computer program, but your beauty's triggering a system overload."

"Would you mind if I got your picture? I want to prove to my friends that angels do exist."

"Your love, so sweet, it's my existence's feat. Like a goddess, you're pure, my heart's perfect cure."

"Your sexy body isn't just a temptation, it's proof that perfection exists in every curve and edge."

"I'm Emanuel, could you lend your charm to my simple existence and make this modest man's world extraordinary?"

"Just like a melody can't exist without notes, I can't imagine a day without you. Can I never leave you alone?"

"Without hearts to exist, your captivating smile would be the only thing I'd insist."

Are you my love life?

Because you don't exist

"Without Snapchat, how can I show my friends that angels really do exist?"

"I know you don't see me now, but when you do, you'll realize how enchanting your existence is to me."

"Can I have your number? My friends don't believe angels exist and I'd love to prove them wrong."

"Well, when I say a 'girl like you', I mean someone who's both stunning and intriguing. The kind that makes me forget time exists."

"Grace, is your name a prayer? Because I find myself thanking God for your existence every day."

"Like a melody so sweet, your love's the universe's heartbeat; without you, all existence turns incomplete."

"Baby, like a nucleolus, you're the essential part of my existence, orchestrating the rhythm of my heart."

"Your work in education and cute photos in saree tell me one thing - beauty and brains do exist together."

"Just when I thought perfection didn't exist, you walked into my life and now every time I see you, I whisper 'I love you'".

"Your sexiness is out of this world. How about a photo to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?"