Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

Hey girl, are you a noose?

Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

Are you global warming because you don't exist to me.

You're like a small ribosomal subunit – absolutely essential for my existence.

Can I take picture with you ?

I just wanna prove to my friends that angels do exist

If you would exist in this game, you would be 7* because your beauty is out of this world.

Michael: Searching for meaning is philosophical suicide. How does anyone do anything when you understand the fleeting nature of existence?

Michael: If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made.

Michael: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

At the root of existence, mind and matter meet. Thoughts shape reality.

"In this vast sphere of existence, your love's the most radiant resistance."

"Without a heart, I suppose I'd just have to love you with every other part of my being."

"Like the Great Wall of China, your beauty leaves me breathless and wondering how something so perfect could exist."

"Is your name Reddit? Because I find myself upvoting your existence constantly, even with all the dark humor shitposts."

"If hearts weren't real, then you must be an illusion, because falling for you feels too magical to be true."

"If hearts didn't exist, would you let my soul be the one to skip a beat for you?"

"If hearts didn't exist, I'd still fall for you guided by the seduction of your soul's magnetic pull."

"Even with a mask on, your eyes outshine the stars. They make me forget the rest of the world exists."

"Are you a mango? Because your presence brings a tropical twist to my everyday existence."

"Is it your birthday, or did the universe just gift us another reason to celebrate your enchanting existence?"

Are you asexual? Because you’ve got my love life feeling non-existent too!

"Without hearts, would it be your stunning eyes or your intoxicating mind that would make me helpless with desire?"

"Can we take this online conversation AFK, where the connection is stronger and the lag non-existent?"

"In the grand tale of life, you're my 'Haunting Adeline', making every chapter of my existence infinitely divine."

"A devil's kiss, oh so divine,
But your smile outshines, like stars that twine.
In this cosmic dance, I'm glad you exist."

"I must be in a dream because I can't believe someone with such stunning brown locks and curves exists."

"You're a pious goddess, pure and divine, without your sweet love, my sun wouldn't shine."

"You're the sweetest verse in my existence's poetry, the pious melody that makes my heartstrings strum infinitely."

"Is it ok if I call you Google? Because I keep searching for an image of you that doesn't exist yet."

"Thy sweet love fuels my existence, your purity's a divine art, in my heart, you'll forever mark an infinite start."

Are you a time traveler? Because you make this age gap feel non-existent.

"Mind if I snap a picture tonight? I want to show my friends that angels really do exist."

Thoughts of you persist, like a gentle mist, in my dreams you exist, my heart can't resist.

"Is your heart purple too, because it seems to have colored my world in a hue I never knew existed."

"Even if you hate life, just by existing you make mine infinitely better."

"They say perfection doesn't exist, but then I met you and realized it’s just a matter of perspective."

"Just like a rainbow, you bring color to my monochrome existence. Can I explore more hues with you?"

"They say perfection doesn't exist, but your slim elegance just proved them wrong."

"Is your name Hate? Because I feel like we have an ocean of it between us; let's bridge it with laughter."

"Your allure's a melody, my heart can't resist, in you, I've found the obsession I never knew exist."

"Are you a sunset? Because your beauty lights up the world in ways I never knew existed."

Shall we dine together, for your beauty rivals the finest lunch spread in all of existence.

"If hearts were fiction, your beauty still would be my addiction."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! Unlike my non-existent abs.

"If you were a bunny, you'd be the rarest one in the garden—so beautiful it's hard to believe you exist."

"Are you made of sugar? Because you're so sweet, even my non-existent abs are melting."

"I believe perfection exists, and it's captured in your smile. Mind sharing a picture with me so I can admire it whenever I miss you?"

"Are you a Skillet song? Because you've awakened love in my heart that I never knew existed."

"You must be into clinical psychology, because you've cured my commitment issues just by existing."

"Your very existence spikes my lustful meter; seems like you're the perfect score on my scale of temptation."

"Late because of traffic? Well, at least it gave me a bit longer to wonder how someone like you exists."

"I might be a computer program, but your beauty's triggering a system overload."

I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.

"Can I take a picture with you? I need to show my friends that angels do exist in real life."

"Are you a piece of cake? Because I find myself wanting to savor every bit of your sweet existence."

"In our shared experiences, let's uncover a meaning beyond eternity, protect and journey to new realms together."

"I see an ocean of hate, but ever thought about sailing on it with humor? It's less salty!"

Is it true that we imagine everything that exists?

If so, your the best thing i could ever think up

"You're pious and pure, of that I'm sure. My sky, my goddess, you make my heart soar."

"I'm Emanuel, could you lend your charm to my simple existence and make this modest man's world extraordinary?"

"Excuse me, but can we snap a photo together? I want to capture the moment I met an angel."

"Your sexy body isn't just a temptation, it's proof that perfection exists in every curve and edge."

"Would you mind if I got your picture? I want to prove to my friends that angels do exist."

"Your love, so sweet, it's my existence's feat. Like a goddess, you're pure, my heart's perfect cure."

"Just like a melody can't exist without notes, I can't imagine a day without you. Can I never leave you alone?"

"Like a melody so sweet, your love's the universe's heartbeat; without you, all existence turns incomplete."

Are you my love life?

Because you don't exist

Girl, are you from the asexy part of town? Because you've got my non-existent heart racing.

"I know you don't see me now, but when you do, you'll realize how enchanting your existence is to me."

"Can I have your number? My friends don't believe angels exist and I'd love to prove them wrong."

"Without Snapchat, how can I show my friends that angels really do exist?"

"Just when I thought perfection didn't exist, you walked into my life and now every time I see you, I whisper 'I love you'".

"Well, when I say a 'girl like you', I mean someone who's both stunning and intriguing. The kind that makes me forget time exists."

"Baby, like a nucleolus, you're the essential part of my existence, orchestrating the rhythm of my heart."

"Is your name Salsa? Because you spice up my life just by existing."

"Grace, is your name a prayer? Because I find myself thanking God for your existence every day."

"Your sexiness is out of this world. How about a photo to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?"

"You appreciate my efforts, and I appreciate your existence. Aren't we a perfect match?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears like they never existed!"

"Your snap pic is a masterpiece, it ignites passion in me I didn't know existed."

"In the book of love, you're my sweetest verse, your purity lights up my universe."

"Have I died and gone to heaven? Because an angel of your beauty only exists in paradise."

"Evil uncle or not, he can't stop the magic brewing between us, can he? 😉"

"No donuts? So you're saying you prefer a donut-less existence? That’s a bold move! What do you do for fun, count avocados?"

"Are you a dream? Because you're definitely too sweet to exist in the real world."

"You're so stunning, even the camera blushes. Could I get a photo to prove that perfection exists?"

"If hearts didn't exist, I'd still be drawn to you like gravity - irresistibly and inexplicably."

"I'm a flagellum, propelling life's stream, with you, my dear, you make my existence seem like a dream."

Mind if I get you picture...

So that I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist

"I must be good at maps, because when I saw you, I found a direction I never knew existed."

"Just one look at your picture lights up my world, and shakes up desire I never knew existed."

"Should I come over and help you prove that angels do exist on earth?"

"Is your name Life? Because you add meaning and excitement to my everyday existence."

"My favorite animal is a unicorn. They're just like me - rare, majestic and everyone doubts our existence till we show up!"

Are you asexual? Because you've got my non-existent libido feeling some type of way.

"Yes, I’m a little cringe, but your beauty makes me believe that perfection truly exists."

"Can I prove to you that chivalry still exists in a world full of rude boys?"

"If Heaven on Earth exists, it's standing right in front of me wearing the perfect smile."

Hey girl are you my English project due tomorrow?

Because I will work hard on you all night and forget you exist the next day.

"Is your name Life? Because you add meaning, depth and joy to my existence every time I see you."

"Are your glasses magical? Because every time you look at me, I see a world where only you and I exist."

"Just like a cell wall, you're giving structure to my otherwise chaotic existence!"

"Like March, you came into my life promising change and blossoming into a love I never knew existed."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I can't believe someone so pure and beautiful exists.

"I need your picture not to show off, but to prove that angels truly exist and they're as sexy as you."

"If I had your picture, I could prove angels exist. Can I see it, pretty lady?"

If angels exist, you must be one, for your presence brings heavenly bliss to earth.

"Hey, can I snap a picture of you? I've got to prove to my friends that angels truly exist."

"Can we build a bridge of understanding over this ocean of hate, and perhaps find a shore of mutual respect?"

"Well, your beauty outshines the sun, I need your hot pictures to prove to my friends that angels truly exist."

"In the vast gali of existence, your beauty alone sparks persistence, you're the melody to my poetic dance."

"Without a heart, I'd still be lost in the intoxicating allure of your seductive eyes."

"How does it feel, babe, making every morning a lovely dream by just existing?"

"If loving you is the key, then I'm ready to unlock every stunning snapshot of your perfect existence."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my rear end disappears from existence."

"Did it hurt? When you descended from the heaven, because angels like you could only exist in dreams."

"Is there a mirror in here or is it just your reflection that just outshined my entire existence?"

"Your words touch my heart, let's venture into new understandings together as we protect each other."

"Are you a nucleolus? Because you're the core of my existence, directing all my functions towards you."

God couldn't have made someone more beautiful than you...

Because no such thing exists

"I never knew true love existed until I found your profile - let's make this app history together."

"You're the reason I look forward to each day; your existence is my sweetest dream come true."

"Just like a well-written code, you've got me breaking all my protocols."

"Do unicorns exist? Because your majestic beauty is making me believe in all things magical and mythical!"

"You're so stunning, even the word f*** blushes and bleeps itself out of existence around you."