Top 49 Expect Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Expect pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol
You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.
I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.
Roses are red, violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.
Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.
I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

I did not expect this

But I'm falling for you
Are you the Phoenix Suns?

Because I never expected you to be this awesome.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Funny expect pickup lines

I'm not a weatherman...
But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

Are you an elevator?

Cause my expectations go down every time I look at you.

Are you my parents expectation?

Because I will never be good enough for you

Damn, I'm no weatherman

But, you can expect a couple inches tonight

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

Hey girl, my love for you is like sharting.
Some might think it's just a short breeze, but I expect a more solid outcome.

Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...

But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve?

//merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Best First Text To Girls On Dating App

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it.

What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?

You: will you go out with me

Your crush: umm... No

You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...

It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early

You. You’re the gift.

You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

Hey you dropped something.

Your expectations? Hi I'm ...nice to meet you!

I don’t gnome you well,

but your beauty dwarfs all expectations.

MCCREE: Hey there, wanna go on a date?

You were expecting cowboy talk? That comes after.

Baby are you a test?

Cuz I didn't expect you to be this hard..

What do tinder matches and 2021 have in common?

Didn’t expect to make it this far, but here we are

Excuse me i think you dropped something,

Hopefully its your expectations for tonight! Hey im <name> by the way.

Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

Thanksgiving came sooner than expected

Because I have a whole meal right in front of me

Do you like your steak a little raw?

Because I’m going to be doing you raw tonight.

(That didn’t really work as well as I expected to)

Boy, are you Nazi?

Cause I was expecting you to cut out my oxygen supply and choke me to death.

It may not snow on our first date

But you can expect to get a full 6 inches

I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.