Top 50 Expect Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Expect pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Expect conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but
But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.
Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol -
Are you a cute crier or an ugly crier?
Just so I know what to expect when I break your back.
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You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.
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I'm no weather man but
You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
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Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected. -
Roses are red, violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.
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I ain’t no weatherman
But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight
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Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.
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I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I did not expect this
But I'm falling for you
Funny expect pickup lines
Are you the Phoenix Suns?
Because I never expected you to be this awesome.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
“Can’t tell if you’re innocent or an absolute baddie”
I used this pick up line on Instagram. Everyone says it has a great response rate. So I used it and the next day she reply’s “wtf does that mean” now I wasn’t expecting that response from her. What would one say back to that?
Hey girl, are you reddit?
Because I expect you'll go down on me at any moment.
I'm not a weatherman...
But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days
Are you an elevator?
Cause my expectations go down every time I look at you.
Are you my parents expectation?
Because I will never be good enough for you
You're gonna need another eye patch if you expect me to have kiss completely naked.
Hey girl, my love for you is like sharting.
Some might think it's just a short breeze, but I expect a more solid outcome.
When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)
You better not be expecting 12 inches tonight
Or else you’ll be disappointed
Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...
But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve?
//merry Christmas ya filthy animals
You: will you go out with me
Your crush: umm... No
You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...
It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early
You. You’re the gift.
You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.
If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.
Hey you dropped something.
Your expectations? Hi I'm ...nice to meet you!
It may not snow on our first date
But you can expect to get a full 6 inches
HELP ASAP
REDDIT HELP
I STARTED WITH A PICKUP LINE
SHES EXPECTING IT THOUGH
ANY COUNTERS?!
ASAP ROCKY
ANDELAY ANDELAY
I don’t gnome you well,
but your beauty dwarfs all expectations.
Do you like your steak a little raw?
Because I’m going to be doing you raw tonight.
(That didn’t really work as well as I expected to)
Thanksgiving came sooner than expected
Because I have a whole meal right in front of me
Hey girl are you my uncle
Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep
Excuse me i think you dropped something,
Hopefully its your expectations for tonight! Hey im <name> by the way.