Top 45 Expect Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Expect pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol
You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.
I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.
Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.
I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.
Are you the Phoenix Suns? Because I never expected you to be this awesome.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.



Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
I'm not a weatherman...

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

Funny expect pickup lines

Are you an elevator?
Cause my expectations go down every time I look at you.

Are you my parents expectation?

Because I will never be good enough for you

You're gonna need another eye patch if you expect me to have sex completely naked.

Hey girl, my love for you is like sharting.

Some might think it's just a short breeze, but I expect a more solid outcome.

You: will you go out with me

Your crush: umm... No

You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...

It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early
You. You’re the gift.

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

Hey you dropped something.

Your expectations? Hi I'm ...nice to meet you!

I don’t gnome you well,

but your beauty dwarfs all expectations.

MCCREE: Hey there, wanna go on a date?

You were expecting cowboy talk? That comes after.

Baby are you a test?

Cuz I didn't expect you to be this hard..

Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

Thanksgiving came sooner than expected

Because I have a whole meal right in front of me

Do you like your steak a little raw?

Because I’m going to be doing you raw tonight.

(That didn’t really work as well as I expected to)

Boy, are you Nazi?

Cause I was expecting you to cut out my oxygen supply and choke me to death.

It may not snow on our first date

But you can expect to get a full 6 inches

HELP ASAP

REDDIT HELP

I STARTED WITH A PICKUP LINE

SHES EXPECTING IT THOUGH

ANY COUNTERS?!

ASAP ROCKY
ANDELAY ANDELAY

I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

If you give me yo' number, I'll live up to all your Great Expectations.