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Top 50 Expect Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Expect conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Expect pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

    But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

    Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

  2. Are you a cute crier or an ugly crier?

    Just so I know what to expect when I break your back.

  3. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

  4. I'm no weather man but

    You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  5. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
    You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

  6. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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I'm no weatherman but you should expect a few inches tonight

I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Hey, how are you? :)

He/she replies: im good how bout you?

you reply: im kinda mad cos i just lost something ;(

he/she replies: oh what did you lose?

(them asking a genuine question not expecting anything)

you reply: i lost my breath when i look at you

then they be laughing and really enjoyed the pun. and some will blush.
totally works for me 99% of the time. you guys give it a try and let me know ;)

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I did not expect this

But I'm falling for you

Are you the Phoenix Suns?

Because I never expected you to be this awesome.

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"


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Ashley Graham: Everyone expects to be innocent because I’m the president’s daughter, but that isn’t true.

Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

“Can’t tell if you’re innocent or an absolute baddie”
I used this pick up line on Instagram. Everyone says it has a great response rate. So I used it and the next day she reply’s “wtf does that mean” now I wasn’t expecting that response from her. What would one say back to that?

Hey girl, are you reddit?

Because I expect you'll go down on me at any moment.

Can i be your snow storm?

I'll give you a few more inches than you were expecting. leave you a wet mess and make it mildly inconvenient for you to walk the next day.


I'm not a weatherman...

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

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Are you my parents expectation?

Because I will never be good enough for you

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You're gonna need another eye patch if you expect me to have kiss completely naked.

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

Hey girl, my love for you is like sharting.

Some might think it's just a short breeze, but I expect a more solid outcome.

You better not be expecting 12 inches tonight

Or else you’ll be disappointed

Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...
But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve?

//merry Christmas ya filthy animals

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I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it.

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You: will you go out with me

Your crush: umm... No

You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...

It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early

You. You’re the gift.

Hey you dropped something.

Your expectations? Hi I'm ...nice to meet you!


You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

It may not snow on our first date

But you can expect to get a full 6 inches

What do tinder matches and 2021 have in common?

Didn’t expect to make it this far, but here we are

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HELP ASAP

REDDIT HELP

I STARTED WITH A PICKUP LINE

SHES EXPECTING IT THOUGH

ANY COUNTERS?!

ASAP ROCKY
ANDELAY ANDELAY

I don’t gnome you well,

but your beauty dwarfs all expectations.

MCCREE: Hey there, wanna go on a date?

You were expecting cowboy talk? That comes after.

Baby are you a test?

Cuz I didn't expect you to be this hard..

Excuse me i think you dropped something,

Hopefully its your expectations for tonight! Hey im <name> by the way.

Hey girl are you my uncle
Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

Thanksgiving came sooner than expected

Because I have a whole meal right in front of me

Do you like your steak a little raw?

Because I’m going to be doing you raw tonight.


(That didn’t really work as well as I expected to)

I'm just trying to be cool, cool, cool. What you expect me to do? I'm just trying to find, find, find- the sweet love of mine.


Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM!

Are you my stepchild with whom I have a distant but ultimately optimistic relationship with?

Because I don't expect it, but I'd be thrilled if you called me Daddy

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstin)

I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

After the hurricane they expect serious looting, but you already stole my heart.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!

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