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Top 50 Express Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Express pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

  2. I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

  3. Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

  4. Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.

  5. Hey girl, are you Pfizer?

    Cause you just made me express some proteins

  6. Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

  7. How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

  8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  9. Girl, you got some fine gene expressions.

  10. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

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Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

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Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.

Are you an algebraic expression?

Because I want to combine like terms with you.

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

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Is this the Hogwarts Express?

Because it feels like you and I are heading somewhere magical

-Day 1

Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."

Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foundation.

What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

I can't do either without expressed written consent

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

I'm not trying to be sexy. It's just my way of expressing myself when I move around.

Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.