Top 50 Express Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Express pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Express tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!
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I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.
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Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.
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Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.
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Hey girl, are you Pfizer?
Cause you just made me express some proteins
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Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.
Working short express pickup lines to impress a girl
Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!
Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as h**....
Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?
Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!
Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.
The chemistry between us will bring destruction to this place.
Smile if you're happy & want wild and crazy s**...! Don't smile if you just want wild and crazy s**....
express Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).
Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?
How does it feel to have the best hair in this place?
I will love you from the first to the last.
Is it hot in here or is it just your hair?
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.
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I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.
Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.
You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.
Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.
I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?
Allow me to find your natural frequency
I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.
Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.
Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
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We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Babe, do you want to ride my hair?
You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.
Do you know I have tattoo on my p**...? Come to my place and find out.
You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some t**... for Tat exchanges.
Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.
Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?
Your ears are beautiful, and I want to put a ring on it.
By any chance are you a face mask? Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose.
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It
I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?
They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....
No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.
I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Express phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.