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Top 26 express Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Express chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

  2. I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

  3. Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

  4. Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.

  5. Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

  6. How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

  7. Girl, you got some fine gene expressions.

  8. Are you an algebraic expression?

    Because I want to combine like terms with you.

  9. What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

    I can't do either without expressed written consent

  10. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

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So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

Is this The Hogwarts Express?

Cuz I can tell we're heading somewhere magical ;D

She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language

But I could never string enough words together to properly express how beautiful you are

Are you Amazon.com?

Cause i'd express ship you all day

Wanna a ride my Heartlake express?

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.

Oops I dropped my Express mid-tunnel, can you forgo your safety and pick it up for me?

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.

You make me want to Express myself.

What Freudians repress, let's express!

I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.

Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.