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Top 50 Express Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Express pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Express conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

  2. I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

  3. Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

  4. Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.

  5. Hey girl, are you Pfizer?

    Cause you just made me express some proteins

  6. Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

  7. Is your dad a thief? Because your hair looks like a masterpiece from a museum.

  8. Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

  9. Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as hell.

  10. Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

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The chemistry between us will bring destruction to this place.

Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?

Smile if you're happy & want wild and crazy sex! Don't smile if you just want wild and crazy sex.

Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).

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How does it feel to have the best hair in this place?

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Hey girl, are you the sea wave? I see you come. I'm getting thirsty. I will drink your salty juice.

I will love you from the first to the last.

Is it hot in here or is it just your hair?

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my boner even more.

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

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I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.

Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my boner in your backyard.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.