The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Express Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Express pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

  2. I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

  3. Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

  4. Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.

  5. Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

  6. How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

  7. Girl, you got some fine gene expressions.

  8. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

  9. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  10. Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

express pickup line
What is a Express pickup line?

Funny express pickup lines

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

express pickup line
This is a funny Express pickup line!

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Are you an algebraic expression?

Because I want to combine like terms with you.

Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)

express pickup line
Working Express tinder opener

Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foundation.

Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."

What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

I can't do either without expressed written consent

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

A long one

So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.