50 Express Pick Up lines

Here are 50 express pick up lines for her and flirty express rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about express that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your express rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny express pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty express joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Express Pickup Lines

A good Express hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!
I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.
Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.
Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.
Hey girl, are you Pfizer?

Cause you just made me express some proteins
Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

Short and cute express pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about express are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as h**....

Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

Is your dad a thief? Because your hair looks like a masterpiece from a museum.

Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Cheesy express Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Smile if you're happy & want wild and crazy s**...! Don't smile if you just want wild and crazy s**....

How does it feel to have the best hair in this place?

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Is it hot in here or is it just your hair?

Hey girl, are you the sea wave? I see you come. I'm getting thirsty. I will drink your salty juice.

Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.

Corny express Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Express conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some t**... for Tat exchanges.

A good express Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Express hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Babe, do you want to ride my hair?

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

Do you know I have tattoo on my p**...? Come to my place and find out.

Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.

I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe.

I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?

By any chance are you a face mask? Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose.

Your ears are beautiful, and I want to put a ring on it.

They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Could you please step away from the bar? Your hair looks so hot you’re melting all the ice.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Express love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Express chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.