Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Smile if you're happy & want wild and crazy s**...! Don't smile if you just want wild and crazy s**....

Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as h**....

Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Is your dad a thief? Because your hair looks like a masterpiece from a museum.

Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Hey girl, are you the sea wave? I see you come. I'm getting thirsty. I will drink your salty juice.

Is it hot in here or is it just your hair?

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.

Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.

Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

Do you know I have tattoo on my p**...? Come to my place and find out.

Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some t**... for Tat exchanges.

Babe, do you want to ride my hair?

Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.

We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe.

No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.

They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....

Your ears are beautiful, and I want to put a ring on it.

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

By any chance are you a face mask? Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose.

I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?

Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this d**....

Could you please step away from the bar? Your hair looks so hot you’re melting all the ice.

Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your p**... tonight.

I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

Babe, your smile makes me flush with blush.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

Let’s check out, whether your lip color stays.

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you believe life is pointless?

Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

Babe, I will turn that blush into a full on glow.

Unlike my hair color you're not just a phase.

It looks like your jeans need me to fill you up with some friction.

Girl, would you kill me with your love?

Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit.

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

Girl are you wet yet? Because my little buddy is thirsty.

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

It's not alcohol's fault that I am read, you are the one who made me blush.

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my b**....

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

Someone s**... my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.

Girl, I am bad to my b**.... Make it good.

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!

Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

Your curly hair is like ocean wave. They’re beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away from.

Girl, I want to pierce more than your ears tonight.

My boners wants to party in your forest.

Just with red lips, you look so stunning. I wonder what makeup will do.

Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.

If all women have flawless hair like yours, hairdressers will go out of business!

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.

Your hair is beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

You know how to make your hair look even better? In my lap.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I am not afraid to keep on living, but I am afraid to continue my life without you.

Girl, are you ready for my liquid blush to make you really blush?

Babe, I am thirsty for your lips.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

I think I am losing my hearing, because women keep on screaming into my ear every night.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.

Your hair absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least beautiful thing about you.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

Babe, with a nose like mine I can satisfy both of you at the same time.

If you have time, we can go around my bone yard.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.

Want to play battleship with those lips, you can hit on me anywhere.

Is your daddy a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one h**... of a knock out!!!

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

I wrote your name on my wrist as a sign of our love.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.

Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!

I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.

Can I borrow your ears? Because I want to whisper sweet nothing into them.

Girl, you are so hot. I can feel it in my b**....

Are you an animal? Because I'm gonna tame you with my bone.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

You taught me the meaning of life, maybe it is not so hopeless anymore.

Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

Are you w**... Wonka's daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.

Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.

Perfection is defined only when your heart is next to mine.

Girl are you loud? Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," How about dinner?

Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the c**....

You really shouldn’t dye your hair. You’re messing with perfection.

Since it's the times of allergies, I hope your nose isn't the only thing that leaks when you see me.

Your lips seem lonely. Do they want some company?

Can I have your ears? Because I want to nibble on them.

What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.

Are you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautiful

You're giving me a serious bone condition.

Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

Are you my nose? Because you take my breath away.

Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

I couldn’t help noticing that you have beautiful hair.