Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!

Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!

I promise I won't rip your heart out.

I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Why don't we make our own Seuss story?

I promise, it'll be more exciting and seductive than Green Eggs and Ham.

I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.

I may be a Mechanic

But I promise I won’t just nut and bolt

Hey girl, I promise I won’t Flaccify under pressure.

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

I promise I’ll make you forget all the bad things this day brought by being your stash if sweet.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Wanna go for a spin on my rail? I promise to be gentle.

May I please borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back.

Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the moon and deliver!

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.

Babe, I promise I got no fungus growing inside me.

Babe, get me on Prime Day and I promise to come inside as soon as I can.

When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.

Promise to show your love to me so I can rescue you from the single line.

Can I borrow your skates for a little while? I promise to return them in good condition.

Are you sleeping? I promise not to rally your base tonight.

I promise you there’s nothing itsy bitsy under this Spidey suit

Do you play blitz chess? I promise I'd last more than 5 minutes.

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

Babe for all this ass, I promise I won't go flat. (Tempo)

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Take my d**..., promise we'll be fine. I won't let you down. (Treat You Better)

Can I borrow a cuddle? I promise to give it back.

If you are a candy bar I promise I would refuse to share you with other people.

"A tantalizing promise there! Can't wait to see the surprise you've got up your sleeve."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back with an enchanting story to discuss."

"Like an artist lost in his art, I promise to explore the depth of your beautiful soul."

Haha, I can't promise to always be on guard, but I wouldn't mind getting distracted by your beautiful, hot body. 😉

"If you join me in the pool, I promise my black swimwear won't be the only thing making waves."

"Because I promise to light up your day with snaps brighter than any filter could ever achieve."

"Reality? Haha, let's blur those lines a little, I promise to make it worth the while."

"Well, I can't promise to be Prince Charming, but I'll bring all the honesty and kindness of a real-life knight."

"How about we watch the sunset together? I promise you, it won't be as stunning as your radiant beauty."

"Can I offer you a night out, sweetheart? Guarantee it's nut-free, but I can't promise you won't burst with laughter."

"Just like my ballsack, I promise to always hang around even when things get a little hairy."

"I'll make a deal with you, your favorite song for a dance. I promise to listen every note like it's our first conversation."

"I promise to dial back the sweet talk... after you agree to go out with me."

"Darling, I promise I'm no homeless man, but the idea of proposing to you isn't far-fetched at all."

"Ever considered trading Wonderland for my world, Alice? I promise it's full of adventures too."

"As a doctor, I might not be able to write you a love prescription, but I can promise life-long care."

"So, you’re single by choice? Mind if I apply to change your mind? I promise I'm worth the consideration."

Just imagine the secret handshake we’d create! Plus, I promise to bring my A-game in spontaneous dance-offs. Care to join? 💃✨

"Oh, a spontaneous woman. I like that! As long as you promise to laugh at my bad jokes, deal?"

"Maybe you can crush weaklings, but I promise to leave you feeling strong and empowered in my presence."

"If I give you a piggyback ride, will you promise to hold on tight and whisper all your secrets in my ear?"

"Would you mind if I join your dreams while you nap? I promise to be the sweetest part of them."

"Only if you promise to let me dim the lights a little later. I have a feeling we could create some real sparks together! 🔥"

"I promise, no clowning around here, just a serious admiration for your incredible smile."

Haha, nice! At this rate, we’ll be gym buddies. Just promise not to judge my impressive collection of protein bars—I like to call it "art."

"Fancy a taste of my wild side? I promise this alpha's bone will leave you longing for more of my untamed passion."

"Only if you promise to behave! 😉 So tell me, do you prefer the good cop or the bad cop vibe?"

"If you let me take you out, I promise the dinner won't be the only thing that's fancy tonight."

"Can't promise our babies won't be as beautiful as seagulls, your fear might turn into an obsession then."

"If I could make one promise, it would be to always bring a smile to your face!"

"How about we ride into the sunset, darling? I promise, with you in my arms, every horizon would be breathtaking."

"Your seductive smile is like a whispered promise, mind if I take the time to decipher that mystery?"

"If you're the thief, then my heart is your favorite heist—just promise to keep it safe, beautiful!"

You ever use a fast-pass? I promise to take it long and slow.

"I can't promise the stars, but how about we ignite some sparks until we meet?"

"Batteries not included in my charming personality, I promise it's more entertaining than any lovesense toy can offer!"

"Girl, I won't worm my way in, but I can't promise I won't light up your life with my charm."

"Fancy a morning date? I promise breakfast in bed with you would taste better than any five-star brunch."

"Can I DM you? I promise our chat will be more captivating than any story you've read."

Haha, good choice! Just make sure to keep that vote in the family. What do you think he’d promise if he were running?

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out... and I promise to return you no late fees!"

"Hey beautiful, can this strong-gripped daddy secure the privilege of dialing your digits? I promise, it'll be unforgettable."

"Because you're talking to a man who appreciates a little spice in life, and promises to match your level of zest."

"Hey Devu, I'm not an ice cream, but I promise to melt your heart with my love."

"I know seats can be a bit rough, but my face promises the softest comfort for such a stunning beauty."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I’m totally falling for you, and I promise not to kick you to the curb!"

"Maybe we could rearrange that, but only if you promise to handle the intensity of my hugs!" 🙈

"I promise not just sweet melodies of words, but symphonies of genuine feelings that resonate with your soul."

"I promise I won’t take any more pics, but can I just capture your smile in my memory?"

Spare you? Not a chance! Your energy has me hooked. Let’s dive deeper—I promise it’ll be worth your while. 😏

"Are you a white tee? Because I promise not to stain you, just add a layer of love!"

"Not serious? Maybe you're just playing hard to get... but I promise, I can make it worth your while. 😉 What’s your idea of fun?"

"If you're tired of sitting on those uncomfortable chairs, my face promises a cushioned and more pleasurable perch."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... and I promise not to default on you, Cassidy."

"Sweet voice? Now I'm intrigued! A captivating sound is a powerful weapon; I promise to be gentle with it. 😉 What’s your secret to that charm?"

"Keep you around? Only if you promise not to steal my fries. That's a deal breaker, you know! 😄"

Cheeky? I like that! I promise there's more where that came from. Let's keep this banter going.

You may block me, but in your eyes I see, a beauty that sets my heart free.

Only if you promise to bring the snacks! Don't worry, my getaway car is fully stocked with chips and dip. 🚗🌮

Haha, red flags can be exciting, no? ;) I promise, this ENFP comes with a warning label you won't want to ignore.

"Hey, I don't know what you've been through, but I promise, my intentions are only to make you smile."

"I may not be your date, but I can promise to make you smile more than anyone else."

"I promise to exceed those high standards and treat you like the queen you are. Care to give me a chance?"

If I were a gem, you'd be my most precious stone, I promise to never leave you alone.

"I might be smaller than your elbow, but I promise I can sweep you off your feet without a battle."

Can I be the one to break your fast tonight? I promise to make it a delicious experience.

Haha, well thank you! But I promise there's more to love beyond just my profile pic. Care to find out? 😏

"I'll be your fake boyfriend, but I promise my feelings for you will be very real."

Can I be your Valentine's dessert? I promise to satisfy your sweet cravings all night long.

"How about a date? I promise, I'm like a parking ticket – ridiculously overpriced, but enough to make your heart race."

"Like a sunset, your beauty leaves me in awe, promise you'll remember me, it's all I implore."

Sure, let's go on a mountain adventure! Just promise not to challenge me to a race - I have a reputation for running like a turtle.

Can I be your anchor? I promise to keep you grounded in the sea of love.

"Only if you promise to savor every bite... because I’m all about indulging in the best flavors, especially when they’re a little spicy. 😉"

"Looks like you're stuck in a tough position; care for a charming distraction? I promise it'll be worth it!"

I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up

"Sure, I'll wait! But no promises if I stumble upon a pizza parlor in the meantime and accidentally eat it all."

"Well, I can't promise not to tease you, but I can guarantee a fun time together."

"I promise, holding hands with you will only be the beginning of our unforgettable journey together."

"Since you're craving new tastes, how about starting with a delicious dinner, and I promise dessert will be unforgettable!"

Cooking is sexy. Let me be your sous chef next time, I promise not to steal too many kisses 💋

Kirito: No matter what, I promise I’ll protect all of you.

"Why 'future girl'? Because I couldn't resist saving the promise of tomorrow under your name."

Haha, I can't promise I won't get a little distracted, but I'll definitely make sure to keep a close eye on your beautiful body.

"Apologies for my late response, but like a fine wine, I promise I'm worth the wait."

"Are you falling for me? Because I promise to be there, not just to catch you, but to sweep you off your feet."

"I may be mortal, but I can promise you an immortal night to remember with me."

Are you cold? 'Cause you've got me shivering, but I promise to keep you warm.

"May I borrow your phone? I promised myself the day I met the most beautiful girl, I'd call home."

"Is your ass a library book? Because I can't stop checking it out, but I promise I'll return it on time."

"You're absolutely right. Our friendship is precious and we must uphold the respect it deserves. Let's cherish this bond, always."

"Can I be the cozy comfort of your bed at the end of a long day? Except, I promise to keep you awake."

"Can we play gym? You'll be the weights, and I promise to lift you up every time with these muscular shoulders."

"I'll be your ball if you promise to catch me, who knows where we'll end up."

"As an Italian homo erectus, I can promise you two things: delicious pasta and uncovering your archaeological desires."

"Let's play Barbie and Ken tonight; I promise to be the perfect Ken to your stunning beauty."

"I promise to forever cherish your heart, as it's the most precious treasure I've ever found."