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Top 50 Promise Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Promise pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Promise tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  3. I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

  4. Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.

  5. I promise full coverage!

  6. Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

  7. Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!

  8. Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!

  9. I promise I won't rip your heart out.

  10. I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.

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What is a Promise pickup line?

Working promise pickup lines

Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

As it's our first date, I promise to focus exclusively on your Outermost Regions.

I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.

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This is a funny Promise pickup line!

Are you a question from my test?

Coz I promise I won't do you wrong

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

Hey girl, I promise I won’t Flaccify under pressure.

Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

Wanna go for a spin on my rail? I promise to be gentle.

Babe, if I am a lemon, I promise to last more than a Minute Maid.

I promise I’ll make you forget all the bad things this day brought by being your stash if sweet.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

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Working Promise tinder opener

May I please borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back.

I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.

Babe, I promise I got no fungus growing inside me.

When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?

Babe, get me on Prime Day and I promise to come inside as soon as I can.

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.

Promise to show your love to me so I can rescue you from the single line.

Can I borrow your skates for a little while? I promise to return them in good condition.

Are you sleeping? I promise not to rally your base tonight.