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50 Promise Pick Up lines

Here are 50 promise pick up lines for her and flirty promise rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about promise that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your promise rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny promise pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty promise joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Promise Pickup Lines

A good Promise hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  3. I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

  4. I promise full coverage!

  5. Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.

  6. Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

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What is a good Promise pickup line?

Short and cute promise pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about promise are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!

Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!

I promise I won't rip your heart out.

I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.

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Smooth Promise pickup line

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

As it's our first date, I promise to focus exclusively on your Outermost Regions.

Why don't we make our own Seuss story?

I promise, it'll be more exciting and seductive than Green Eggs and Ham.

Cheesy promise Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.

I may be a Mechanic

But I promise I won’t just nut and bolt

Are you a question from my test?
Coz I promise I won't do you wrong

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

Hey girl, I promise I won’t Flaccify under pressure.

Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

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Working Promise tinder opener

I promise I’ll make you forget all the bad things this day brought by being your stash if sweet.

Corny promise Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Promise conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Babe, if I am a lemon, I promise to last more than a Minute Maid.

Wanna go for a spin on my rail? I promise to be gentle.

May I please borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back.

Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the moon and deliver!

I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.

Babe, I promise I got no fungus growing inside me.

Babe, get me on Prime Day and I promise to come inside as soon as I can.

When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.

Promise to show your love to me so I can rescue you from the single line.

A good promise Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Promise hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Can I borrow your skates for a little while? I promise to return them in good condition.

Are you sleeping? I promise not to rally your base tonight.

Do you play blitz chess? I promise I'd last more than 5 minutes.

I promise you there’s nothing itsy bitsy under this Spidey suit

If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

Babe for all this ass, I promise I won't go flat. (Tempo)

I’m a time traveler...

And in some universe, I don’t like you. But I promise you it ain't this one

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Can I borrow a cuddle? I promise to give it back.

Take my d**..., promise we'll be fine. I won't let you down. (Treat You Better)

If you are a candy bar I promise I would refuse to share you with other people.

You ever use a fast-pass? I promise to take it long and slow.

I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up

Kirito: No matter what, I promise I’ll protect all of you.

Girl, swallow all you want, I promise you won't have diarrhea after this.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Promise love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Promise chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.