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Top 50 Promise Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Promise pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  3. I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

  4. I promise full coverage!

  5. Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.

  6. Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

  7. Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!

  8. Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!

  9. I promise I won't rip your heart out.

  10. I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.

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Funny promise pickup lines

Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

As it's our first date, I promise to focus exclusively on your Outermost Regions.

I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.

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I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.

If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

I’m a time traveler...

And in some universe, I don’t like you. But I promise you it ain't this one

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Working Promise tinder opener

Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy

Hey Girl Can I borrow a kiss

I Promise I will return it back.

I promise it won't hurt if you step on me in the middle of the night.

Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

Damn girl, you look Gouda!

But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese.

If you jingle my bells,

I promise you'll have a white Christimas

Are you a Demon?

Because i want to promise my soul to you

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”


*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

Go out with me, I’ll give you 11 real roses and 1 fake rose

And I promise you, I will only stop loving you when all the roses die