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Top 22 Proof Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Proof pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

  2. Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

  3. You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

  4. There is no burden of proof of how good you are.

  5. That bottle of whiskey is 40% ABV. Do you really need any more proof to come home with me tonight?

  6. Wanna know why I drive a fire proof forklift ?

    Cause I'm about to drop off a hot load

  7. My extensive Master Grade Gunplay collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

  8. Statement: opposites attract each other

    Proof : since ugly looking me is attracted to the gorgeous women like you .

  9. Fool proof pickup line

    Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
    Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

    You're welcome.

  10. Your ass is proof that the earth isn’t flat

    Because you’re my world.

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Who said god aint real there's an angel roaming around us .
If that's not enough proof of god . Then no one knows what is. No more an atheist.

We are living in the end times foretold to us in the Holy Bible. World War 3 has been pre-planned to begin this summer of 2019. Proof inside.

If you do then you need to understand what is truly going on in this world. You need to seek the truth.

I have made a video to prove to you exactly what is going on. For there is not much time left before World War 3 starts (which has been pre-planned to begin 2019 for many decades).

Just type in the following on YouTube and watch it:

Exposing the Truth - End Times Documentary

Mines bigger than his want proof?

You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas? Want proof?

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Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?

Baby, my proof of stake will surely satisfy your selection.

My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

Baby, you must be a printer’s proof, because everyone else here is just a copy of you.

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!