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Top 20 Proof Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Proof chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

  2. Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

  3. You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

  4. There is no burden of proof of how good you are.

  5. That bottle of whiskey is 40% ABV. Do you really need any more proof to come home with me tonight?

  6. Wanna know why I drive a fire proof forklift ?

    Cause I'm about to drop off a hot load

  7. Your ass is proof that the earth isn’t flat

    Because you’re my world.

  8. Fool proof pickup line

    Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
    Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

    You're welcome.

  9. We are living in the end times foretold to us in the Holy Bible. World War 3 has been pre-planned to begin this summer of 2019. Proof inside.

    If you do then you need to understand what is truly going on in this world. You need to seek the truth.

    I have made a video to prove to you exactly what is going on. For there is not much time left before World War 3 starts (which has been pre-planned to begin 2019 for many decades).

    Just type in the following on YouTube and watch it:

    Exposing the Truth - End Times Documentary

  10. Who said god aint real there's an angel roaming around us .

    If that's not enough proof of god . Then no one knows what is. No more an atheist.

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Funny proof pickup lines

Mines bigger than his want proof?

You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas? Want proof?

Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don't worry. I can provide tons of proof.

My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

Baby, my proof of stake will surely satisfy your selection.

I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

Baby, you must be a printer’s proof, because everyone else here is just a copy of you.

They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!