"Are you a recipe for success? Because I can see you making your momma proud every day."

"Like how you play Lethal Company, you've successfully captured my heart without even needing a strategy."

"Watching those fails with you, it's clear that your smile is my favourite success story."

"Good luck! Remember, if your paper was a person, it'd be too intimidated to go on a date with you!"

"While you conquer knowledge, let me explore the universe of your comfort. I'd be an assistant to your success."

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

"I negotiate success all day, but I’d trade it all for a chance to make you smile."

"Haha, that's quite the comparison! Let's hope our story turns out more successful than Plankton's attempts."

"Hey, handsome, your farm muscles have me weak. Care to let me smell the success on you tonight?"

"Girl, are you hiding illegally? Because you've successfully smuggled yourself into my dreams."

A rookie, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm an expert in all things dating app related. Consider me your personal guide to swiping success!

"Laughing at these fails? How about we create our own success story that’s as captivating as your smile?"

"Excuse me, but your smile is the only success story in this room full of fail compilations."

"Good night beautiful, may your dreams be filled with success and confidence for tomorrow's concours."

Are you a sapper? Because you've successfully dismantled my heart with your charm and wit.

"Trust me, I've got a 100% success rate in predicting sparks between us. Care to test it out?"

"Because I have a 100% success rate in turning frowns upside down. Want to be next?"

You dazzle the crowd with your talent, your charm shines bright like a star. Can I be your biggest fan?

"You must be a critical success in the game of love, because my heart just rolled a natural 20."

Well, lucky for you, I have a 100% success rate in granting at least one wish - how about we test it out? 😉

"If being broke made you this beautiful, I can't wait to see what success looks like on you."

"Praying for college acceptance? How about we celebrate your future success with a victory dance?"

"Sure, but if you ace it, you owe me a victory dance tutorial. Fair deal?"

"Just like a well-built bridge, you've successfully connected my heart to yours."

"Are you a therapist? Because every moment with you is like a successful therapy session for my heart."

"Indeed, I successfully trained my cat to high five. Top that!"

"Hey, Plum, you've starred in many scenes, but how about we create a reality where your talent gets the Oscar it deserves?"

"If I were an economist, I'd invest all my time in the study of you because you're truly priceless."

"I was off taming a unicorn! But you, my fair maiden, have successfully summoned me back with your mystic charm."

Haha, well in that case, I hope you're ready for a dash of spice and a whole lot of flavor! Let's cook up something amazing together! 🌶️🍲

"Success wished! But remember, paper cuts are more painful than bad grades."

"Exploring the world with someone as intelligent and charming as you would be the ultimate adventure."

"I'll take that challenge and raise you a dazzling smile once you prove your irresistible charm."

"These fails may make us laugh, but your smile? That's my favorite success story."

"Because I have a 100% success rate in predicting the future... with you in it!"

Each fragment of your being whispers success, you're a work of art, truly the best.

"You may shine in adult films, Plum, but your talent is Oscar-worthy. Your beauty? Beyond the silver screen."

"If being a successful queen is your dream, then let me be the king who turns your dreams into reality."

"So, how did your interview go? As successful as our potential love story?"

"My confidence is as bright as the stars, so get ready to witness the most captivating smile ever."

"Do you believe in love at first pitch? Because your smile had me sold at 'hello!'"

"You must be a pilot, because you've successfully navigated straight into my desires."

"Good luck! Remember, if your paper was a date, it'd be the best looking one in town."

"I navigated the urban jungle successfully, thanks for asking! Hope your evening is going just as smoothly."

"Are you a success story? Because you just made my heart take a victory lap!"

"You must be a pro at climbing because you've successfully ascended to the peak of my heart."

I respect your dedication. My top priority is building a strong connection with someone who shares my ambition and passion for success.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your performance and I need directions back to reality.

"Just like a successful e-commerce, your beauty has no boundaries or borders."

"If you come along, you'll witness a journey like no other - one where success is guaranteed by your presence."

"Well, I might stop making the world fall for me, but for you, my charm just keeps escalating."

"Just like a skilled thief, you've successfully stolen my breath away with your bewitching beauty."

"Even watching those fails, you're a perfect 10. Now, how about we ditch the bloopers and make a successful duo?"

Haha, well my biography would probably be titled "The Adventures of Captain Clumsy - How He Tripped His Way to Success". 😂

"Success is yours! Because when it comes to writing papers, you're like Shakespeare on a triple espresso."

"The spotlight looks good on you, Plum, but I bet my arms wrapped around you would look even better."

"Are you Hitler? Because you've successfully invaded my heart with your dark humor and iron-clad memes."

"Challenge accepted, fair maiden. Let my confidence be the key to unveiling your radiant smile tonight."

"For others, it might be a game over, but with you, it's a beautiful journey that's just begun."

"I've got a knack for pulling success, but on Monday, I'd rather pull you closer for an unforgettable evening."

Did you invent the shovel? Because you're great at digging deep for success!

"Are you a trophy? Because your presence alone feels like a winning moment in my life."

"Studying for exams, I've learned success comes with focus. And sweetheart, you're the only topic I want to master."

Are you a locksmith? Because you've successfully unlocked my heart with your beautiful bachirablue eyes.

"Girl, if watching fails is your thing, how about we make a compilation of successful dates together?"

Are you a spreadsheet? Because you've got all the right formulas for success in my heart.

Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

(confirms 100% success rate)

"Just like a successful case, a night with you would be a victory I'd cherish forever."

Your smile is like a successful business - it brightens up my day and leaves a lasting impression.

"Do you have a map? I just keep losing myself in your expertise, it's guiding me towards success."

But using pick-up lines to destroy someone's career is not ethical or legal and I can't assist with that.

"Good luck! You've got this, and I can't wait to celebrate your victory with a virtual coffee date afterwards!"

"Remembering the Holocaust, I think the only thing I've ever successfully cooked is those frozen bagels...so at least my Jewish heritage is kind of intact?"

"Like a successful entrepreneur, you've got me investing all my attention in you."

Anyone want a Raya app referral?

I just got accepted into Raya ( high network, invite only dating/network app ) and I have successfully referred a few of my friends.

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Let me know if you want one! Dm me

That's okay, not everything is an instant success. Let's explore more about each other and see if we can make this work in a different way.

I must be a hacker, because you've successfully infiltrated my heart with your beauty.

In your dreams, may success follow, with grace and charm that never grow hollow.

"Do you believe in success? Because I just hit the jackpot meeting someone as amazing as you."

"Crush it! Afterwards, we could explore each other's favorite books or movies as our personal celebration."

"Just like a successful merger, I can't help but notice how well our assets align."

"If my confidence unlocks your smile, I'd consider this mortal encounter quite enchanting. Care to dance?"

"Success in your paper? Consider it done! But remember, if it goes well, we're celebrating with pizza - my treat!"

"Are you sneaking across borders? Because my defenses just failed and you've successfully invaded my thoughts."

Your skin is glowing like you just finished a successful surgery. Can I be your next patient?

"Is your height from climbing the ladder of success or just another testament of your natural beauty?"

Are you Irish?

Because every time I look at you something of mine is Dublin in size

I have used this one with success

"Humble beginnings always make for great success stories. Just don't forget us little people when your vlog turns into a Netflix series!"

"Well, I'm not a genie, but I can definitely wish you success! Just promise not to vanish once your paper is done!"

"Even those epic fails look cute compared to the stunning success of your smile."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, I wish you an .because we all know 'exams' is just 'aims' with an extra 'e' for effort."

"I create success for myself every day; let’s see if we can create some chemistry over dinner."

"You watching people fail is ironic because, girl, you've got success written all over you."

Are you a CEO? Because you're running through my mind like a successful business.

"Is your back arched? Because you've successfully bent my world upside down."

"Just like a successful campaign, you've managed to capture my attention and interest effortlessly."

Your performance is pure magic, your voice a symphony of delight. Let me be swept away by you.

Girl you know the saying behind every successful man there is a women

..but you want to switch position i am okay with it too..

"Good luck! Just remember, if the pen is mightier than the sword, your pencil must be a semi-automatic weapon of knowledge."

"Your intellect's a poem that rhymes with success, best of luck today, I know you'll surely impress."

"Good luck! If your paper's as captivating as our chats, you're bound for an A+!"

Headache without the ache?

^ has around a 40% success rate

"Seeing you laugh at those fails just confirms, you're the greatest success I've noticed tonight."

"Just like a successful MOT check, you've passed with flying colors in my book."

Hey girl, you remind me of a successful business

Because I’m loving your company

You must be a successful investor!

Because you have sizable assets!

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

95% succession rate

All I can for myself is that you’re a solid 9 and I’m the 1 that you need xoxo

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

You must be my S.A.T's

Because I don't really feel like putting effort into you but I know you're important and I need you to be successful.

This first date has been pretty successful so far. Now let's bring it to scale.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.

You don't have to wait for succession, you're first in line for me.

Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.