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Top 21 Success Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Success pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

  2. First successful one I've done myself in a while

    I might not be batman, but it won't stop me from robbin that pussy


    I was drunk, she was even drunker, but it's a win in my eyes

  3. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  4. Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

    (confirms 100% success rate)

  5. Are you Irish?

    Because every time I look at you something of mine is Dublin in size

    I have used this one with success

  6. Girl you know the saying behind every successful man there is a women

    ..but you want to switch position i am okay with it too..

  7. Headache without the ache?

    ^ has around a 40% success rate

  8. Hey girl, you remind me of a successful business

    Because I’m loving your company

  9. You must be a successful investor!

    Because you have sizable assets!

  10. You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

    But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

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All I can for myself is that you’re a solid 9 and I’m the 1 that you need xoxo

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

You must be my S.A.T's

Because I don't really feel like putting effort into you but I know you're important and I need you to be successful.

You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.

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You don't have to wait for succession, you're first in line for me.

Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.

This first date has been pretty successful so far. Now let's bring it to scale.

Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.