"Watching those fails with you, it's clear that your smile is my favourite success story."

"Like how you play Lethal Company, you've successfully captured my heart without even needing a strategy."

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

"Wow, we share the same interest in passive income! Do you have any particular strategy you've found success with?"

"Good luck! Remember, if your paper was a person, it'd be too intimidated to go on a date with you!"

"Hey, handsome, your farm muscles have me weak. Care to let me smell the success on you tonight?"

"Well, my only goal was to make your heart flutter. Can I now aim for making it beat forever?"

"Laughing at these fails? How about we create our own success story that’s as captivating as your smile?"

"Excuse me, but your smile is the only success story in this room full of fail compilations."

"Your pink eyes outshine any spotlight, Plum. In the theater of my heart, you're the star of every scene."

"You must be a critical success in the game of love, because my heart just rolled a natural 20."

"Are you a therapist? Because every moment with you is like a successful therapy session for my heart."

"Sure, but if you ace it, you owe me a victory dance tutorial. Fair deal?"

"Just like a well-built bridge, you've successfully connected my heart to yours."

"I was off taming a unicorn! But you, my fair maiden, have successfully summoned me back with your mystic charm."

"Hey, Plum, you've starred in many scenes, but how about we create a reality where your talent gets the Oscar it deserves?"

"Success wished! But remember, paper cuts are more painful than bad grades."

"These fails may make us laugh, but your smile? That's my favorite success story."

"If being a successful queen is your dream, then let me be the king who turns your dreams into reality."

"So, how did your interview go? As successful as our potential love story?"

"You may shine in adult films, Plum, but your talent is Oscar-worthy. Your beauty? Beyond the silver screen."

"You must be a pilot, because you've successfully navigated straight into my desires."

"I navigated the urban jungle successfully, thanks for asking! Hope your evening is going just as smoothly."

"Good luck! Remember, if your paper was a date, it'd be the best looking one in town."

"You must be a pro at climbing because you've successfully ascended to the peak of my heart."

"Well, I might stop making the world fall for me, but for you, my charm just keeps escalating."

"Just like a successful e-commerce, your beauty has no boundaries or borders."

"I may have succeeded in making you fall, but can I spend a lifetime catching you?"

"Even watching those fails, you're a perfect 10. Now, how about we ditch the bloopers and make a successful duo?"

"Success is yours! Because when it comes to writing papers, you're like Shakespeare on a triple espresso."

"The spotlight looks good on you, Plum, but I bet my arms wrapped around you would look even better."

"Are you Hitler? Because you've successfully invaded my heart with your dark humor and iron-clad memes."

"For others, it might be a game over, but with you, it's a beautiful journey that's just begun."

"I've got a knack for pulling success, but on Monday, I'd rather pull you closer for an unforgettable evening."

"Just like a successful case, a night with you would be a victory I'd cherish forever."

"Girl, if watching fails is your thing, how about we make a compilation of successful dates together?"

"Studying for exams, I've learned success comes with focus. And sweetheart, you're the only topic I want to master."

"You'll ace it, I’m sure! Just remember, if you fail, that's what erasers on pencils are for."

Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

(confirms 100% success rate)

"Remembering the Holocaust, I think the only thing I've ever successfully cooked is those frozen bagels...so at least my Jewish heritage is kind of intact?"

"May your paper be as successful as my attempts to impress you... so, exceedingly successful!"

"Good luck! You've got this, and I can't wait to celebrate your victory with a virtual coffee date afterwards!"

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"Crush it! Afterwards, we could explore each other's favorite books or movies as our personal celebration."

"Just like a successful merger, I can't help but notice how well our assets align."

"Are you sneaking across borders? Because my defenses just failed and you've successfully invaded my thoughts."

"Success in your paper? Consider it done! But remember, if it goes well, we're celebrating with pizza - my treat!"

"Well, I'm as kosher as a bagel, but my pickup lines have been known to have a 'holocaust' of a success rate!"

"Is your height from climbing the ladder of success or just another testament of your natural beauty?"

"Humble beginnings always make for great success stories. Just don't forget us little people when your vlog turns into a Netflix series!"

"Hey, I can't help but notice, your career's soaring high. Can I be the co-pilot to your success journey?"

Are you Irish?

Because every time I look at you something of mine is Dublin in size

I have used this one with success

"Even those epic fails look cute compared to the stunning success of your smile."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, I wish you an .because we all know 'exams' is just 'aims' with an extra 'e' for effort."

"You watching people fail is ironic because, girl, you've got success written all over you."

Girl you know the saying behind every successful man there is a women

..but you want to switch position i am okay with it too..

"Is your back arched? Because you've successfully bent my world upside down."

"Just like a successful campaign, you've managed to capture my attention and interest effortlessly."

"Success is yours for sure! Just as your thoughts can captivate a conversation, they'll shine on paper too."

"Seeing you laugh at those fails just confirms, you're the greatest success I've noticed tonight."

"Your intellect's a poem that rhymes with success, best of luck today, I know you'll surely impress."

"Good luck! If your paper's as captivating as our chats, you're bound for an A+!"

"Good luck! Just remember, if the pen is mightier than the sword, your pencil must be a semi-automatic weapon of knowledge."

Hey girl, you remind me of a successful business

Because I’m loving your company

You must be a successful investor!

Because you have sizable assets!

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.