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Top 22 Success Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Success chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

  2. First successful one I've done myself in a while

    I might not be batman, but it won't stop me from robbin that pussy


    I was drunk, she was even drunker, but it's a win in my eyes

  3. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  4. Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

    How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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    When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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    When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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    They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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    One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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    Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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    Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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    For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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    The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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    I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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    You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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    Also,

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    I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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    Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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    NO!

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    There is an ultimate one

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    THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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    Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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    You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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    There is another way of perceiving this.

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    Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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    From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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    There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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    If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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    Interactions become easy and effortless.

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    You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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    In summary:

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    Learn to relax, talk slower.

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    Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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    Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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    See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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    DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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    Hope it was helpful

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    See you on the next one 🤫

  5. Two statements, one is false and one is true

    Thought of this one last night and it worked great actually.

    Any similar?

    "Hi, so listen, I'll tell you two questions and I want you to pick which one is true and false; my underwear matches your top, and we're going to kiss after this"

    I wanted to chat a girl up and get her number so this was a great success actually.

  6. Girl you know the saying behind every successful man there is a women

    ..but you want to switch position i am okay with it too..

  7. Hey girl, you remind me of a successful business

    Because I’m loving your company

  8. You must be a successful investor!

    Because you have sizable assets!

  9. Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

    Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
    “Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
    AND
    “You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
    Change them up a little. For example:
    “You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”

    If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery

    Good luck boys!

  10. You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

    But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

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You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

95% succession rate

All I can for myself is that you’re a solid 9 and I’m the 1 that you need xoxo

Guys of reddit - Have you ever successfully approached an attractive girl and gotten digits in a completely random place? Not in a bar, not at school, not at work, or any other place where people commonly converse (like a party etc). If so, what has worked best and where were you when it happened?

I've done it a time or two with success, but it takes me so far out of my comfort zone... In 2019 I want to improve in this area. I'm a believer in the whole "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" thing, even the ridiculous blindfolded behind the back hook shots (equivalent to meeting a girl in aisle 10 of tesco

Anyway, no wrong answers here, the community as a whole can probably benefit from any information about this topic lol

You must be my S.A.T's

Because I don't really feel like putting effort into you but I know you're important and I need you to be successful.

This first date has been pretty successful so far. Now let's bring it to scale.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.

Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny.

You don't have to wait for succession, you're first in line for me.

Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.