The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 21 Result Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Result pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Result conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. SELECT * FROM World WHERE someone LIKE '%you%';

    No result!

  2. Is the intense heat melting the skin from my body the result of nuclear fission...or is it just you.

  3. Girl did you hack my search results? Because all the SERP redirects to you.

  4. I have candies in that truck.

    (for best results use at kids)

  5. You rank first on my personalized search results.

  6. Kirito: Real pain is the result of losing someone you care about.

  7. Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time

    Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you

  8. Are you a tectonic plate?

    Cause I'd love to ram into you with force resulting in tremendous friction and heat.

  9. I’m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

    *tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.

  10. Can you rate this direct message that i just used

    Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics


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What is a Result pickup line?

Working result pickup lines

Just got the test results for your heart, looks like you need some loooove.

I got swabbed

I got swabbed today and the results came back positive.

Positive that I'm deeply in love with you

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Hit me with your best pickup lines mah dudes

I’ll try em out and post the results here if you’d like.

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This is a funny Result pickup line!

Hey girl

Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

A great pick-up line, with great results
"I want to release my happy time into you"

Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

Google can return millions of results in under 1 second, and it took me a life time to find you.

Do you know Google ranks search results by link popularity? You rank as my number one because all my links point to you.