The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

22 Result Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Result rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about result, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Result Pickup Lines

A good Result hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Girl are you fat?

    'cause i think i'm attracted to you

    you see it's funny because everything with mass applies a gravitational field towards everything around them. fat people typically have a higher mass, resulting in their gravitational pull having more energy and being stronger than the force from my own body. as there is an imbalance in force, the thing with the smaller mass is pulled into motion and attracted to the thing with a higher mass.

  2. SELECT * FROM World WHERE someone LIKE '%you%';

    No result!

  3. Is the intense heat melting the skin from my body the result of nuclear fission...or is it just you.

  4. Girl did you hack my search results? Because all the SERP redirects to you.

  5. Kirito: Real pain is the result of losing someone you care about.

  6. I have candies in that truck.

    (for best results use at kids)

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What is a good Result pickup line?

Short and cute result pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about result are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You rank first on my personalized search results.

Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time

Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you

Are you a tectonic plate?

Cause I'd love to ram into you with force resulting in tremendous friction and heat.

I’m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.

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Can you rate this direct message that i just used

Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

I got swabbed
I got swabbed today and the results came back positive.

Positive that I'm deeply in love with you

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?

switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Cheesy result Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hit me with your best pickup lines mah dudes

I’ll try em out and post the results here if you’d like.

Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

Hey girl
Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

A great pick-up line, with great results

"I want to release my happy time into you"

Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

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Working Result tinder opener

Do you know Google ranks search results by link popularity? You rank as my number one because all my links point to you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Result love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Result chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.