If you can return my serve, I’ll return your call.

Hey babe, wanna return to my base and look at my Needlessly Large Rod?

Hey can you accompany me? Because I am returning this cake cause I realize you’re enough.

I think I’d be a good return on your investment.

Can I borrow your skates for a little while? I promise to return them in good condition.

Hey Girl are Dodgecoin?

Because I want to hold you forever, despite the fact I know you’ll never give me anything in return.

Allocate me in your budget, and I will give you the highest return of affection spend.

Babe, you make me feel magical tonight. And I want to return that magic inside you.

"Are you debating interest or disinterest? Because I can guarantee, choosing me will yield high returns."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out... and I promise to return you no late fees!"

"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out all night, but don't worry, no late return fees here."

"Your absence echoes through me like a song, return to my arms, it's where you truly belong."

"Did you just return from shopping? Because it looks like you picked up a dazzling smile and a figure to kill for."

"Is your ass a library book? Because I can't stop checking it out, but I promise I'll return it on time."

"Are you a mic stand? Because every time I see you, I feel like returning to the stage just to impress you."

"Darling, return so we can try turning our sparks into a full-blown fireworks show."

"Care to show me the ropes in the pool? In return, I could show you my expertise...in seduction."

"How about a coffee? In return, I pledge an endless supply of reasons to keep that beautiful smile glowing."

"Girl, are you my tax return? Cause I'm ready to give you my social security number and a whole lot of interest."

"Excuse me, but can your smile have my number? It's been illuminating my day and I'd love to return the favor."

"Your curiosity is my beacon, you've already charmed me, how about I return the favor and make your smile my mission?"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to ease your sorrow and return it with interest."

Roses are red, Violets are blue

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds,
But not in terms of time spent with you.

"Can't wait for your return, 'cause your absence makes my heart burn with desire."

"I hope you're a magician because whenever you leave, everything else disappears except the longing for your return."

"Your smile outshines any rainbow, it's only fair I show you my wild side in return."

"Interested in learning stocks? Let's start with investing time in each other, I guarantee high returns."

"You serve in volleyball, right? Because I'm having a hard time returning your breathtaking smiles."

"Your laugh just brightened my day; how about a date to return the favor?"

"Just a quick errand, right? How about I make your return a little sweeter with coffee and conversation?"

"Girl, if your voice was a library book, I'd never want to return it, even when you're telling me to shut up."

"Your live stream absence felt like an endless night, but now you've returned and you're my morning sunshine."

"Take a step towards me, sweetheart, and you’ll find a journey so enchanting, you'll lose the desire to return."

"Let's dive in: If your life was a book, what would its title be? I promise to answer in return!"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give you a lifetime of giggles and baby coos in return."

"Can I be your tax return? Because I'm looking forward to our date as if it's the end of the fiscal year."

"May I borrow your hand? I promise to return it with a lot more warmth and a gentle squeeze."

"I’ve returned because your laughter is the sweetest melody and I can't live without it."

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sun, how about a date when I return from my December travels?”

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll return it right away, it's just to warm up my cold heart."

"Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I'll return it with interest, but beware, my love might be dangerously infectious!"

"Just a glance at your beautiful face made my day. Can I return the favor by making yours unforgettable?"

"Your kindness is my strength, would you let me be your superhero in return?"

"Let me teach you the bulls and bears of the stock market, babe, because investing in you has already given me high returns."

"You just returned from shopping? Must have been tough, since they can't put a price on perfection like yours."

"Like Sasuke, I might have left the village, but for a chance to explore your hidden leaf, I'd definitely return."

"Are you a tax return? Because I'm feeling super attracted to your unsubstantiated deductions."

"Hey beautiful, fancy a return? We've got unfinished business - let's rewrite the rules of chemistry and temptation."

"I may need to go, but how about leaving me with a picture of your dazzling eyes to return to on Snapchat?"

"Are you a joint venture account? Because our partnership would yield high returns."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I can promise high returns!"

"Return to ordinary, you say? But darling, your love has painted my grey world with a vibrant array."

"How about I cook you a perfect medium rare steak, if in return you spice up my night with your irresistible charm?"

"You're always tough on me, but is it bad if I like it? Maybe you'd let me return the favor sometime."

"Did you just return from the shop? Because I see you've picked up my heart along with your groceries!"

"I promise I'll keep you safe from seagulls, in return, let's create some adorable babies together?"

"Your absence feels like an eternity, care to shorten it with a promise to return soon?"

"Good morning sunshine! I'm catching all those hugs and kisses, returning them with a sprinkle of happiness for your day!"

"I've returned, but I see you've been keeping my world illuminated with that stunning beauty of yours."

"Are you a high-risk investment? Because I'm ready to risk it all for a return like you."

"Did you just return from a black hole trip? Because it feels like lightyears since your last text."

"From ashes to ashes, we may return, but until then, your beauty lights my world with a never-ending burn."

"Girl, you must be my tax return because I can't stop fantasizing about all the fun we'd have together."

"Are you a tax return? Because I can't resist your deductions, even if they're a bit fraudulent on Sundays."

"Just like the sun in the morning sky, your return brings light to my life, my darling, my high."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll ace the return."

"Ever tried investing in pleasure? With a workaholic playboy like me, trust me, returns are guaranteed."