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Top 24 Return Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Return chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Can I give you a kiss?...

    If you don't like it you can return it.

  2. I'd return to Isla Sorna and face the T-Rex, but only for you.

  3. Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

  4. You're like this Book I forgot to return because you've got Fine written all over you.

  5. If you can return my serve, I’ll return your call.

  6. Hey babe, wanna return to my base and look at my Needlessly Large Rod?

  7. Don't play void with me girl, I like having my calls returned.

  8. Hey Girl Can I borrow a kiss

    I Promise I will return it back.

  9. You blow me away. I'll return the favor.

  10. What’s the difference between you and my tax return?

    I’ve already done my tax return and it wasn’t much fun.

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Funny return pickup lines

I’m going to give you a kiss, and if you don’t like it, you can always return it.

Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

What are your arguments and return type?

... because I want to call you.

I'll Give you a Kiss

If You don't Like it, you can Return it.......!!

I got the money, you got the body, let's see what return we could yield together.

Your net return should include a discount for your face.

Google can return millions of results in under 1 second, and it took me a life time to find you.

I have incredibly liquid assets right now, and they're dying to get a good return.

You know, my return this year was huge…like, huuuuge.

I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.

If I serve my heart to you, would you return yours?

Pass your love to me and I will return it.

If you were a book in the library, I'd never return you and just keep you in my room.