I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

Are you a VLOOKUP function?

Because you've got me searching for love in all the right places!

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

We’re like the large and small subunits of a ribosome.

Without each other we can’t function.

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Hey do you like algebraic functions? If so...

Can you replace my X without asking Y?

"Girl, are you a tech upgrade? Because like Donatello, I can't function without your touch."

"Just like a programming string, you complete my syntax and make everything function perfectly."

"If you're a ribosome, then I'm an mRNA, always seeking your translation to express my love!"

"Is your name Nucleolus? Because my life wouldn't function without you."

"Did you just say yes to going out with me? Because my heart forgot how to function for a moment there."

Girl are you a SUBSTITUTE function ?

Because I want to remove the space between me and you !

"Is it hot in here or is it just the fire in your eyes that's making my heart fail to function normally?"

"Girl, are you a complex Excel formula? Because I'm getting lost in your functions!"

"Hey girl, are you a ribosome? Because every moment with you translates to pure happiness."

"Is your name IKEA? Because I can't help but get lost in your wonder and function."

"Just like a ribosome, you've synthesized all the love in my heart."

"Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I just can't seem to function."

"Is it just me, or did I just lose all coordination when you walked in? You're mesmerizing."

"Playing Roblox without you is like a game without graphics, still functional but not as beautiful or desirable."

"If beauty were a function, you'd be an exponential curve...always rising to infinity."

"You must be a function, because you've got my heart running in loops and I can't get enough of you."

"Excuse me, miss, are you a nucleus? Because my life revolves around your commands and functions."

"Just like a computer without RAM, my life wouldn't function properly without you."

"I must be a plant cell and you're my chloroplast. Without you, I just can't seem to function right."

"Well darling, as a mechanic I can tell your eyes are functioning perfectly because they've got my heart racing!"

"Just like a cell can't function without its nucleus, I can't seem to function properly without your magnetic pull."

"Are you a nucleus? Because you're the center of my cell and without you, I will cease to function."

"Are you the nucleolus? Because my life wouldn't function properly without you at its core."

"Girl, are you a software update? Because whenever you're around, my heart starts to function better."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're the one I've been looking for to start synthesizing my love."

"Like a ribosome creates proteins, your presence creates happiness in my life."

"Are you a string in my code? Because I can't function properly without you in my syntax."

"My Olympus isn't complete without you, just as a senate can't function without its consul."

"Just like GLaDOS, I can't seem to function properly without you in my system."

"Just like a ribosome, you've got all the elements to decode my heart's deepest desire."

"Baby, as the nucleolus of my life, you make everything function perfectly, enhancing its productivity and allure."

"Like a ribosome, I can't help but synthesize my feelings for you."

"Your Instagram DMs may not be functional, but the attraction between us definitely is, fancy a date?"

"Baby, you must be a ribosome, because you make everything in my life come together like a perfect protein."

"Are you a rare protein? Because you’ve got my brain losing motor functions and my heart racing."

Is your name Ribosome? Because you're the key to my cellular function!

"Like a nucleolus to a cell, you are the essential part that makes my life function perfectly."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you've been producing the proteins to my heart."

Are you a keyboard? Because you're the perfect match for me - functional, stylish, and simply amazing.

"Are you a morning coffee? Because you're the only reason I'm functioning right now!"

"Are you a nucleolus? Because you're the core of my existence, directing all my functions towards you."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you've got all the right ingredients to make my heart race."

"Just like a toxin, you've invaded my system and now, I can't imagine functioning without you."

"Abandonment issues, huh? Well, I promise I'm better company than any ex-boyfriend. You won't want to leave."

Are you a PlayStation controller? Because I can't seem to function without you in my hands.

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're constantly building the proteins that make my heart race."

"Just like a cell loves its wall, I can't function properly without you."

"If you were a Python function, I'd call you 'pretty()' because every time I look at you, I get the perfect output."

Hey girl, are you a ribosome? Because I can't function without you, my essential piece.

"Girl, you must be a ribosome, because you're constantly taking my thoughts and turning them into something beautiful."

Is your name Ribosome? Because you're essential for my cellular function, girl.

"Do you have a map of your neurons? Because I'm getting lost in your captivating eyes."

"Are you Batman? Because like Gotham, my heart can't seem to function properly without its petite, beautiful heroine."

"Wow, some friend! Guess you'll need a charming knight to save your evening. Mind if I volunteer?"

"Just as a cell can't function without its nucleolus, I simply can't operate without you in my life."

"Are you the nucleolus? Because my life can't function properly without your significant presence."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially the 'heart' function."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you've been constructing my dreams and making them reality."

"Are you my medication? Because without you, I'm just not functioning at my full potential."

"I see you accidentally hit the ignore button, but I'm sure your 'Laugh at Hilariously Witty Pick-Up Lines' button is functioning."

"Just like a ribosome in a cell, you're the essential part that makes my life function beautifully."

"Like a ribosome to mRNA, I can't help but be drawn to your message of beauty."

"Baby, are you a complex Excel formula? Because I can't help but stare and try to figure out your functions!"

"If I were a function, you'd be my asymptote - getting closer, but never close enough."

If i were a function, you would be my asymptote

I get closer and closer to you but we never touch.

"Just like a cell can't function without its mitochondria, I can't function without you in my life."

"In the programming of my heart, your return is the only function that matters."

Hey, are you an exponential function?

Cuz my log would like to find your inverse.

"I noticed your Instagram DM isn't functioning. Maybe it's destiny telling us to explore a more exciting connection offline?"

"Are you a nucleolus? Because my life wouldn't function properly without your ribosome production."

"Just like a nucleolus, you're the essential part that makes my world function beautifully."

"Just like a ribosome, you take my breath away by making all the right elements."

"Do our genes have a chat function? Because I think ours are definitely talking to each other."

Ayy bby, if you were a class and I were a separate function,

Would you let me manipulate your private members?

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're constantly on my mind making my heart proteins."

"Are you a ribosome? Because I feel like we could synthesize something beautiful together."

"In the language of love, you're my unique function, decoding your allure is my favorite compunction."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're essential to my life's function."

"Just like ribosomes translate RNA into proteins, you translate my day into happiness."

If I were a function, would you be my asymptote? Because I can't seem to get closer to you.

"Are you a string? Because I can't seem to function properly without your reference in my code of life."

Are you a math teacher? Because you've got me feeling like I can't function without you.

"I must be a mitochondria, cause I just can't function without you powering my life."

"Like a ribosome synthesizing proteins, your presence creates the perfect chemistry in my life."

If I were a function, you'd be my asymptote - we may never touch, but I'll always get closer.

"Just like a nucleolus, you're the heart of all functions, can I be the RNA to your DNA?"

Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

"Like a ribosome, you're the reason my life functions beautifully; your presence translates into pure happiness."

"Are you a nucleus? Because you're the center of my world and without you, my existence wouldn't function."

"Just like a nucleolus to a cell, baby, you're the essential part that makes my life functionally sexy."

"Are you a nucleolus? Because you're the center of my cell, and without you, I wouldn't function properly."

"Just like a cell can't function without its nucleus, I can't function without you, sweetheart."

Are you a kidney? Because I can't function without you - you're vital to my life.

"Just like a ribosome, you create all the energy I need to feel alive."

"Are you a nucleolus? Because my life wouldn't function properly without your vital presence."

Girl, are you a ribosome? 'Cause I can't function properly without you in my life.

Are you an exponential function?

Cause i wanna multiply myself with you.

You're the...

You're the vitamin to my coenzyme because without you I can't function properly.

Are you a vlookup function with a true condition because you're willing to match with anything

You are one well-defined function.

Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.

Baby lets try our Power Functions in bed!

You must be a vitamin, because I cannot function without you.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

If I were a function(), would you call me?

I want all of our functions to be read/write.

My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.

I’m fully functional….programmed in multiple techniques!

Let's get your form to follow my function.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.

My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.

Girl, want to test my shake function? It'll totally put you in the mood.

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.