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Top 37 Function Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Function pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Function conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

  2. My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

  3. Hey girl, that form definitely follows function.

  4. So you're saying your pipette is fully functional.

  5. My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

  6. I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

  7. My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

  8. Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

  9. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

  10. Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

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Funny function pickup lines

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Hey do you like algebraic functions? If so...

Can you replace my X without asking Y?

If i were a function, you would be my asymptote

I get closer and closer to you but we never touch.

Hey, are you an exponential function?

Cuz my log would like to find your inverse.

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Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

Are you an exponential function?
Cause i wanna multiply myself with you.

You're the...

You're the vitamin to my coenzyme because without you I can't function properly.

Baby lets try our Power Functions in bed!

Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

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Working Function tinder opener

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.

Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

You are one well-defined function.

Girl, want to test my shake function? It'll totally put you in the mood.

You must be a vitamin, because I cannot function without you.

I want all of our functions to be read/write.

Let's get your form to follow my function.

I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.