I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

Babe, your w**...'s *definitely* gonna remember this.

Hey girl, that form definitely follows function.

Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Son.

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

Girl are you a new business cuz im definitely gonna p**... you.

I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.

Hey girl, if we were around Noah right now, he would definitely pair us together.

Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

You remind me of my last biking accident

Cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...

You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

Hey girl are you a keyboard?

Because you're definitely my type.

If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.

Girl, are you a piñata?

Cuz I definitely hit that.

Do you believe in bad luck on Friday the 13th?

Because when I fell for you, I definitely didn’t land on my feet.

Girl, you better call Lester quick because you are definitely five stars.

Are you aware of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I know something else with the same definite estimations.

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

Are you that mf like button?

Cause i’d definitely smash

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

Do you know me, baby? Because I definitely marimba you!

If you were a tea,

You would definitely be a cu- tea

I’m glad we’re in a Library...

Cause I’m definitely checking you out

Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

There's a heatwave burning in my heart. And for once, it definitely ain't climate change.

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.

If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Girl: What do you mean?
Me: We’d definitely be compatible, but everyone who saw us paired together would question why you don’t just upgrade to an iPhone.

Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

Xenia Onatopp: "You don't need the gun, Commander." James Bond: "Well, that depends on your definition of safe s**...."

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

Janet: In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself.

Hey, i saw you today.....

She: where?
Me: In the dictionary, you were the definition of beauty.

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Sun.

Are you Ten Ten? Because you are definitely a 10 in my clan.

Girl you need a toaster? Because things will definitely get real toasty with me tonight.

Babe I am so happy to see you, and this is definitely not a chocolate bar in my pants.

Math Problem

I need help with this math problem X+U=25. I think X = 15 because U are definitely a 10

Are you ready? Because I would definitely want to taste your sweet.

I don’t know how to play poker

But i definitely pulled a queen

Girl I got the money to treat you right tonight, and it definitely isn't Monopoly money.

Getting on this chair with you was definitely the lift I needed.

Babe you love boba pearls? I think you will definitely love pearl necklace.

Do you work with bees? Because you are definitely a keeper.

Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!

If there is a food that tastes like you I would definitely get a supply of those forever.

You are not a filly, but we can definitely go foal around.

That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?

If only the sweets tastes like you then I would definitely start to love them.

If you were a crankbait you would definitely be sexy shad.

If I were Google, I would definitely rank you #1 for 'beautiful.'

Do you like it dark or milky? I can definitely make an adjustment for you.

If you are milk, you are definitely a nonfat milk.

Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.

I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.

Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.

Babe, if you can handle my cheesy pick up lines at night, you can definitely handle my morning glory.

If you were a Barbie doll, you would definitely be the limited edition one. Can I take you out of the box?

We may not go down in history, but I will definitely go down on you.

Damn girl! I don’t need a magic mirror on the wall to know that you’re definitely the finest of them all!

Babe, are you intereted to play Monopoly? You definite should give me a Go.

Your name is only worth so many points in Scrabble, but really you are definitely a 10 in my rule book.

Babe you are definitely not M&M, because you are melting by my fingers.

You would definitely be a cu- tea

You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.

I recognize you from something

Oh I remember, from the dictionary, as definition of beauty

"Are you a radiologist? Because you've definitely X-rayed into my heart and found a place there."

"Is your name Nikita? Because you seem to have written the dictionary definition of 'breathtakingly beautiful'."

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a most-wanted for stealing all the breaths away."

"Well, a girl like you - smart, intriguing, and undeniably attractive - is definitely a rarity. It's exciting."

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction. How about we disarm with an exchange of numbers?"

"Excuse me, Ashley, but being a single mom and yet so captivating, you've rewritten my definition of 'superwoman'."

"Is your brother recruiting for his team? Because I'm definitely scoring points each time I see you."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're definitely a keeper in my book."

"Is your hoodie made of girlfriend material? Because it definitely caught my attention."

"I'm not sure if it's Quidditch or your playful games, but you've definitely caught this Harry Potter fan's heart."

"Are you an 18 on the pH scale? Because you're definitely more than just basic, girl."

"I may not be a general, but I can definitely see you're my major attraction - Israel's finest soldier."

"Are you a protein? Because after passing through me, a Golgi apparatus, you'll definitely leave more refined and packaged."

"Is your love for dogs as wild as the chemistry between us? Because it's definitely making my tail wag."

"Well, I'm definitely not your mailman! Unless of course, you're into guys who deliver packages...and by packages, I mean witty banter and good vibes!"

"Are you a dog whisperer? Because this old dog definitely wants to learn some new tricks from you."

"If our date were a movie, it would definitely be rated 'R' - for Romantic, Ravishing, and Remarkably irresistible."

"Hey, I may not be a homie by definition, but I'd love the chance to redefine it for you."

"Work was intense, but your message definitely lightened the mood. You have that special power, don't you?"

"Work was good, but the highlight is definitely getting to chat with you now. 😉💼"

"Are your eyes the shining stars? Because I'm lost in their galaxies, and your lips are my sweetest constellation."

"Are your lips Wi-Fi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection here, even with the buffering pauses."

"Are you the dictionary in Itaukei language? Because you're giving me a definition of beauty I can't translate."

"Is your heart under construction? Because this handyman's tools are missing and they're definitely not as sweet as you."

"Can your chiseled body crush a tractor? Because it's definitely crushing my resolve to remain single."

"In the world's court of love, our mutual attraction would definitely be against the laws of resistance."

"Good morning knight in shining armor, it's definitely too soon for that, but I admire your upfrontness."

"Are you a Fortnite Battle Pass? Cause I'd definitely spend my V-Bucks on you."

"Hey handsome, is your name WiFi? 'Cause my body feels a connection that's definitely high-speed."

"Definitely not from some cheesy pickup line website, if that's what you're thinking. I reserve the best lines for a woman like you."

"I may not be a badminton shuttlecock, but I'm definitely falling for your charm, darling from North Vietnam."

"Were you a part of my homework? Because I definitely can't stop checking you out, despite how much I've tried."

"Is your name Gin? Because I'm definitely Tonic, and together we'd make the perfect road trip cocktail."

"Are your stories WiFi? Because I'm feeling a real connection here, and it's definitely not fictional."

"Hi there, I was stuck on a 'huh?' moment until you appeared and turned it into a definite 'Aha!'. Mind sharing a conversation?"

"You're not just the only one that matters, you're my definition of the world itself."

"Well, I've been shopping around and you're definitely on clearance in the girlfriend section of my heart."

"Just like a perfect football pass, your beauty caught me off guard and I'm definitely planning on running with it."

"If sweetness had a face, it'd definitely be yours; you make honey seem bitter."

"Tuned into the same frequency, huh? I'm definitely liking the beat of this conversation."

"I may not need a green card for America, but I definitely need one for your heartland."

"Your beauty is a knockout in jeans, but in those clothes? You're the definition of sinfully irresistible."

"Ha! Interesting strategy to grab my attention, it's definitely unique. So what's your next move?"

You definitely wouldn't have to beg for my attention! Your number is safe with me, and I'm already intrigued by you.

Haha, bold move! But I must say, you definitely know how to keep things interesting. Got any more surprises up your sleeve?

Well, I must say, just like a teddy bear, you look cuddly and irresistible. Definitely want to hug you tight.

"Hey beautiful, are you 18? Because you've just become the legal definition of my dreams."

"Yelan, the way you're looking at me is making my heartbeat rise even faster than the temperature in this room."

"Mind if I join your solo bath party? My compliments won't wash off, but they'll definitely make you blush."

"Are you a baker? Because with a body like that, you're definitely stirring up something sweet in me."

"Hyper morning recording sounds like a high-energy job. Could use some of that energy in my morning coffee!"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm definitely lovin' those buns."

Are you a loaf of bread? Because you are definitely thick and I want a slice.

Can't wait to see how stunning you look in it! White is definitely your color 💫

Definitely a wise choice! Can't go wrong with a classic straight-up drink. No need for mixology when you already know what you like!

Haha, I can definitely whip up some killer weed brownies! How about a tasting session to test my skills?

Smooth move! But I think we should stick to getting to know each other first. Your boldness is definitely intriguing though 😉

Is that photo on Instagram? Because you are definitely #flawless and I can't resist hitting the like button.

If getting good insurance is as important as you say, then I definitely need coverage for falling for you.

You in that colorful swimsuit... I have to say, you're definitely making waves in my thoughts. Care to catch some together?

Haha, well I can definitely see you rocking a cowboy hat! Maybe we should plan a wild west date together. 😉

I may not have a dirty house, but I could definitely use a naughty maid like you.

"Are you a pillow? Because I could definitely see myself cuddling up to you all night long."