I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

Babe, your w**...'s *definitely* gonna remember this.

Hey girl, that form definitely follows function.

Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Son.

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

Girl are you a new business cuz im definitely gonna p**... you.

I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.

Hey girl, if we were around Noah right now, he would definitely pair us together.

Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

You remind me of my last biking accident

Cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...

You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

Hey girl are you a keyboard?

Because you're definitely my type.

If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.

Girl, are you a piñata?

Cuz I definitely hit that.

Do you believe in bad luck on Friday the 13th?

Because when I fell for you, I definitely didn’t land on my feet.

Girl, you better call Lester quick because you are definitely five stars.

Are you aware of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I know something else with the same definite estimations.

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

Are you that mf like button?

Cause i’d definitely smash

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

Do you know me, baby? Because I definitely marimba you!

If you were a tea,

You would definitely be a cu- tea

I’m glad we’re in a Library...

Cause I’m definitely checking you out

Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

There's a heatwave burning in my heart. And for once, it definitely ain't climate change.

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.

If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Girl: What do you mean?
Me: We’d definitely be compatible, but everyone who saw us paired together would question why you don’t just upgrade to an iPhone.

Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

Xenia Onatopp: "You don't need the gun, Commander." James Bond: "Well, that depends on your definition of safe s**...."

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

Janet: In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself.

Hey, i saw you today.....

She: where?
Me: In the dictionary, you were the definition of beauty.

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Sun.

Are you Ten Ten? Because you are definitely a 10 in my clan.

Girl you need a toaster? Because things will definitely get real toasty with me tonight.

Babe I am so happy to see you, and this is definitely not a chocolate bar in my pants.

Math Problem

I need help with this math problem X+U=25. I think X = 15 because U are definitely a 10

Are you ready? Because I would definitely want to taste your sweet.

I don’t know how to play poker

But i definitely pulled a queen

Girl I got the money to treat you right tonight, and it definitely isn't Monopoly money.

Getting on this chair with you was definitely the lift I needed.

Babe you love boba pearls? I think you will definitely love pearl necklace.

Do you work with bees? Because you are definitely a keeper.

Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!

If there is a food that tastes like you I would definitely get a supply of those forever.

You are not a filly, but we can definitely go foal around.

That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?

If only the sweets tastes like you then I would definitely start to love them.

If you were a crankbait you would definitely be sexy shad.

If I were Google, I would definitely rank you #1 for 'beautiful.'

Do you like it dark or milky? I can definitely make an adjustment for you.

If you are milk, you are definitely a nonfat milk.

Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.

I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.

Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.

Babe, if you can handle my cheesy pick up lines at night, you can definitely handle my morning glory.

If you were a Barbie doll, you would definitely be the limited edition one. Can I take you out of the box?

We may not go down in history, but I will definitely go down on you.

Damn girl! I don’t need a magic mirror on the wall to know that you’re definitely the finest of them all!

Babe, are you intereted to play Monopoly? You definite should give me a Go.

Your name is only worth so many points in Scrabble, but really you are definitely a 10 in my rule book.

Babe you are definitely not M&M, because you are melting by my fingers.

You would definitely be a cu- tea

You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.