Top 50 Named Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Named chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
They forgot to put your name on the periodic table
Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
Is your name 'wifi'?
Because I'm feeling a connection.
Your name is worth 7 points in scrabble.
Which suprised me because you're definetly a 10.
Is your name Jack?
Because I've beanstalking you since you were 12.
Is your name Ariel?
Because I think we Mermaid for each other
Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week
I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"
Excuse me, you dropped something...
...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
My name is Jake but you can call me....
Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?
Because I may get a little Rachel.
Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.
Is your name "suicide" ???
Cuz you're always on my mind.
Funny named pickup lines
Is your name Ukraine? Because I want to be inside you.
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?
Is your name Heskey?
Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.
You know the website Bookslut? It was named after me.
Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.
Is your name Lionel?
Because you made my pants Messi.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get!
Hello, my name is Will.
As in, I'm Gods will for your life.
Hey, is your name Wei Ting?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
My name is Shaun White.
Is your name ladesh?
Because I want to Bangladesh
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.
Oh your name is Taylor.... You remind me of Calc 3.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Is your name Fajita? Because you’re sizzling.
Is your name Tuco?
Cuz you just tuco my breath away.
Hey girl is your name Coca Cola?
Cause you look sodalicious
Best one I know.
Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
"Okay what was it?"
Read out your number, and say;
"Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
(Most people instinctively do so.)
Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)