Top 50 Calling Pick Up lines
Have you ever been in a place where you see a guy or girl that you want to pick up? Use these funny pick up lines to help you. These can be used for a number of different circumstances. You may be at a place that requires you to call a number such as a bank or library. You may also be in a situation where you have to call someone and ask them to pick up. These funny pick up lines can be used in a number of different situations that require you to call!
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Is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance
Cause that kiss is calling me
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I was going to call you beautiful,
But beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet!
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I like my coffee like I like my women
Strong, sweet, and brown\~
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>!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!< -
Do u have a name?
Or can I just call u mine
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Call me spongebob
Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks
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You can call me Alice
Because I want to explore your wonderland
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Hey do you keep your phone in your back pocket?
Because that kiss is calling me
You can call me a Rubik’s cube
I’m hard to figure out and you’ll give up on me after a while
You should call me toothpaste
The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile
Can you climb on my shoulders, and call me Atlas?
Because you're the world to me.
You can call me food because, trust me,
You need me inside you
Call me racer cause i can drive girls crazy
You can call me Mufasa
Because I really want to lion you.
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Are you butt-dialing?
Because I swear that kiss is calling me
To Alyssa, me: Call me Leonardo Da Vinci
‘cuz I’ll make you Moan Alyssa
Can i call you an orphan?
Because you have yet to call me DADDY
Hey boy call me turkey
Because I want that filling of yours ;);)
You can call me Charlie…
Cuz I wanna own your chocolate factory.
Call me smoke
Cause I can show you a great time and all you have to do is lay back, relax, and blow me.
My name is Jake but you can call me....
Anytime
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Call me Jimmy Neutron cuz ill blast inside of you
Are you a cantaloupe?
Cuz heaven called, they want their cantaloupe back
Did you have fun with Genshin Impact?
I know a game more fun called Smashin' Impact?
Somebody call the POLICE...
Cause it must be illegal to be this Fine
Girl, call me Neeraj Chopra because I'll throw my javelin inside you.
Hey, can i call you exercise?
Because you’re something i should be doing but i certainly am not
I lost my phone, do you mind calling it for me?
Well now that I have your number...
What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?
I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that
Hey Girl, do you keep your phone in back pocket? because your ass is calling me
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.
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Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.
Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box
Call me Totti.
Because I’ll be loyal to you.
They don’t call me Nine-Tails for nothing.
Girl are you a flashbang? Because you are stunning.
I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.
Just call me a Goron because I want to roll around with you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
Call me midnight because I'll make that dress disappear...
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
They don’t call me The Golden Flash for nothing.
You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.
If you were a grenade, you'd be a STUNNING grenade.
Using smooth Calling phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Calling conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Calling phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Calling lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.