Top 50 Talking Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Talking conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Talking pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.
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Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat
Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
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My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl
Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
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Why don't you sit on my lap
And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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I’ve done some great things in my life
But the one that I’m the most proud of is talking to you
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They say kissing is the language of love…
Let’s talk.
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Hey girl, are you my memory problems?
Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.
Working short talking pickup lines to impress a girl
(A): What's up? (B): After talking to you? My dopamine levels.
If your mom ever told you she wants the best for you, she was talking about me
I'm Aquaman and I know how to talk to tuna.
Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?
Do you wanna come sit on my lap?
We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up
Girl, I know it's hard to trust someone on a first date
But the girl in my basement needs someone to talk to
Let's talk dirty:
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talking Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.
If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?
I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.
No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.
Do you like to dance?
Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
talking Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!
Do Moonie couples also talk like that?
Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...
Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.
I’m gonna put on my glasses
Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.
Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.
People say i don't smile much.
Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.
Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.
99,99% succesfull :^)
Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
Her: sure whats up?
Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
Me: introduces myself
Gl guys try this out.
talking Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I liked talking to you.
Should I book a table for 2?
I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I think it’s time we talk about it
Idk if this is allowed here or not but has anybody heard of this pickup line?? where does it go? what do guys usually say after? debating on replying rn if i can find out how it goes l**...
Would you like to come to our delegation room and talk more about EU enlargement?
Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.
Help a brotha out
I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.
I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?
I’m gonna put on my glasses. Before I talk to you'll want to focus on my future.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes. (Pillow Talk)
Anna: Come over here. Let me talk to ya real close.
Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Talking phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Talking lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.