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Top 50 Speaking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Speaking pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  2. Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

  3. Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

  4. Girl are you a oral exam?

    Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...

  5. Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

  6. Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

  7. You're so beautiful, almost make me start speaking my native tongue!

  8. Baby, I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

  9. Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

  10. [Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

    Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

    Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

    I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

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I don't speak Russian but...
Дамн you're fiiine
(Д=D, н=N)

Came up with this one today. Was a bit too proud of myself

I'm a donkey whisperer,

and your ass is speaking to me.

If I speak friend, can I enter?

Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)

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For any Dr Seuss fans out there. “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, now suck on my cock and get on your knees.”

Hey girl, what’s your favorite fruit?
Mine are dates. Speaking of which we should on one sometime :)

Hey, are you an audience?

Because I get nervous speaking to you

Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

Is your name Balaam?

Because your ass is speaking to me

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

Are you the Tower of Babel?

Because when I’m done with you, you’ll be speaking a whole new language.

You might be surprised to find that I am multilingual

I'm fluent in speaking tongues

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Hey girl, did I give you permission to speak?

Bitches running wild these days.

Have spoke to an atheist before

I bet they regain their faith when they see themselves speaking to an angel

Speak parseltongue to me and

I'll let my snake out.

Statistically speaking, about 98 degrees Fahrenheit is the average body temperature,

but with the current temperature being about 75, you must be at least 200. Which means you either have an infection or illness. Or you're just that hot

Hy how's you day so far

Girl: good blah blah
Speaking of dates when's ours
Not mine btw

For use on people that don’t speak the same mother tongue as you

You: Can I correct your English? To help you learn
Them: Yeah you can correct me.
You: Then correct me if I say we have chemistry

*Falls down with contact in hand in front of a hot girl*

Girl: Are you okay!?!
Me: I dropped my contact, but I think I'm... falling for you. And, speaking of contacts, can I get yours?

(Actually got two girls' numbers with this)

I really don’t mean to interrupt you

Hey… I really don’t mean to interrupt you girls, but could I speak with you for a minute? I just won’t be able to forgive myself if I left this place without getting to know you…”

I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

Want to learn to speak troll? Don't worry I can get you grunting in no time.

I would love to speak with you regarding your insurance just before you die; when will that be?