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Top 50 Speaking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Speaking chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  2. Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

  3. Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

  4. Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

  5. Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

  6. You're so beautiful, almost make me start speaking my native tongue!

  7. The best pickup line I've ever used

    I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work.

    Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"

  8. Baby, I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

  9. Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

  10. [Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

    Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

    Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

    I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

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Funny speaking pickup lines

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?
Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

Came up with this one today. Was a bit too proud of myself

I'm a donkey whisperer,

and your ass is speaking to me.

If I speak friend, can I enter?

Bonjour... Oh you don't speak French

That is unfortunate because I became fluent in the language of love just by looking at you.

Hey girl, what’s your favorite fruit?

Mine are dates. Speaking of which we should on one sometime :)

Hey girl are you today’s date?

Because you are overrated.



For those that just speak American [11/10/2019]

Is your name Balaam?
Because your ass is speaking to me

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

Are you the Tower of Babel?

Because when I’m done with you, you’ll be speaking a whole new language.

Speak parseltongue to me and

I'll let my snake out.

I really don’t mean to interrupt you

Hey… I really don’t mean to interrupt you girls, but could I speak with you for a minute? I just won’t be able to forgive myself if I left this place without getting to know you…”

*Falls down with contact in hand in front of a hot girl*

Girl: Are you okay!?!
Me: I dropped my contact, but I think I'm... falling for you. And, speaking of contacts, can I get yours?

(Actually got two girls' numbers with this)

For use on people that don’t speak the same mother tongue as you

You: Can I correct your English? To help you learn
Them: Yeah you can correct me.
You: Then correct me if I say we have chemistry

You might be surprised to find that I am multilingual

I'm fluent in speaking tongues

This girl I know has the same name as my city and I was wondering how good this line actually is. (Going from casual friend to something more, hopefully. So I'm trying to be smooth)

Statistically speaking, about 98 degrees Fahrenheit is the average body temperature, but with the current temperature being about 75, you must be at least 200. Which means you either have an infection or illness. Or you're just that hot

Hy how's you day so far

Girl: good blah blah
Speaking of dates when's ours
Not mine btw

Have spoke to an atheist before

I bet they regain their faith when they see themselves speaking to an angel

Hey girl, did I give you permission to speak?

Bitches running wild these days.

I don't speak French for just anyone...

but I will for you.

I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

Want to learn to speak troll? Don't worry I can get you grunting in no time.

I would love to speak with you regarding your insurance just before you die; when will that be?

Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!

God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak.

Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.