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Top 50 Pointing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pointing pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Pointing tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Your name is worth 7 points in scrabble.

    Which suprised me because you're definetly a 10.

  2. Do you know what is that?

    “Points between her legs”

    My dinner

  3. Girl, you must be uranium 235

    Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

  4. Hey baby you’re like the North Star.

    The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

  5. Walks into a bra shop

    This bra? $15. this bra? (point at another bra) $17. but you bra, (point at the person) priceless (then go in for a hug)

  6. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  7. Let me point you in the direction place.

  8. What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

    You're so pretty!
    Aw, thank you :)

    One with the most upvotes gets a reward!

  9. No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

  10. Do you know the melting point of a human heart?

    Don't know about others. But for me it's your smile ;)

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Let's just get to the pointe, wanna go out sometime?

If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

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Are you sugar that's been processed past a granulated texture, but not to the point of confectionary consistency?

Because you are super fine.

At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.

Hey you want to see what my Arrow is pointing at?

I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

Wanna help me reach my boiling point?

I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.

You make me raise my point of order.

Baby I'd love too get a jump ball with you,

my possession arrow would always point your way!

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The reasons to date me are like a circle.

An infinite amount of points

Can you be the spawn point for my children

I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

My possession arrow would always point your way!

You know what's the melting point of human heart?

Not sure about others but for me it's "your smile".

I don't want to just score the most points, I want to win your heart.

Babe, how about we build some rapport points back at my place.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

Jason: The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything.

When I ejaculate, you'll see a thousand points of light.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.