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Top 50 Pointing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pointing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Your name is worth 7 points in scrabble.

    Which suprised me because you're definetly a 10.

  2. Do you know what is that?

    “Points between her legs”

    My dinner

  3. Girl, you must be uranium 235

    Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

  4. Hey baby you’re like the North Star.

    The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

  5. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  6. Let me point you in the direction place.

  7. No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

  8. Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?

  9. Let's just get to the pointe, wanna go out sometime?

  10. If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

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Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

Did I mention it also travels in time? [points at penis]

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle?

Cause you looking right.
Sorry, was that not acute pickup line?
Honestly, I'm very sorry, I'm just being obtuse at this point.
But in all reality, I think we'd be complementary together.
Just let me supplement that ass.

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Hey you want to see what my Arrow is pointing at?

I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

Wanna help me reach my boiling point?

I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.

You make me raise my point of order.

Baby I'd love too get a jump ball with you,

my possession arrow would always point your way!

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

The reasons to date me are like a circle.

An infinite amount of points

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It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.

Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.

Spawn point set in my bed. Girl use that magic mirror now.

(Pointing to your stockinged leg) Would you like to unwrap what’s in your Christmas stocking?

Where is the best drop point?

Into your heart.

Is it my birthday today?

Then y did u bring the cake(pointing at her butt)