The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Shooting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shooting pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shooting conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you an American school?

    Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  2. Hey girl, are you an American high school?

    'Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of 'ya.

  3. Girl, are you a school?

    I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.

  4. I won't shoot first in bed.

  5. I'd shoot my shot but my aim's bad :(

    I'd make a good Target though
    (Make dis a better line... I tried )

  6. I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.

  7. Are you Arsenal?

    Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.

  8. I don't need to be a cave spider to shoot my web all over you.

  9. Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

  10. You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

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Funny shooting pickup lines

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?

If you were a deer... I'd shoot you.

I'm like cupid, baby, I'll shoot you with my arrow of love. (Hawkeye)

If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style

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Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you a school
Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Did you shoot me with a plasma pistol? cause I was stunned when I saw you.

Hey girl are you the death star?

Because I wanna shoot my photon torpedo into your thermal exhaust port

If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.

If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Shooting stars see you and make a wish.

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Working Shooting tinder opener

Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

Are you a shooting star?

Coz recently my wish came true

Hey girl are you the end row of the chesboard

Coz i wanna shoot my pawns in you

Are you a gun?

Because I want you shooting your load in my mouth

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

Hey girl, are you a vaccine?

Because I am tryna shoot my shot.

You're about to work yourself into a shoot.

Call me a gun

Because I'm about to shoot my shot

Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?

Because I want to shoot kids in you.