Top 50 Shooting Pick Up lines

Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?

If you were a deer... I'd shoot you.

If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Did you shoot me with a plasma pistol? cause I was stunned when I saw you.

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

Hey girl are you the death star?

Because I wanna shoot my photon torpedo into your thermal exhaust port

Want to see how far I could shoot at your face? I bet I can hit the bullseye.

Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

I'm like cupid, baby, I'll shoot you with my arrow of love.

If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.

If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.

Are you a duck hunter? Because you could shoot down my duck any time.

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Shooting stars see you and make a wish.

Allow me to shoot my arrow in your quiver.

Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could s**... my…

Are you Lady Paramount? Because you are in charge of when I'll be shooting.

Are you a shooting star?

Coz recently my wish came true

How would like me to shoot you with my gear? Landscape shots do it lying flat or portrait shots do it standing up.

Hey girl are you the end row of the chesboard

Coz i wanna shoot my pawns in you

I'd like to shoot my shot with you.

Are you a gun?

Because I want you shooting your load in my mouth

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

I could shoot and scoot with you all day.

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

Hey girl, are you a vaccine?

Because I am tryna shoot my shot.

You're about to work yourself into a shoot.

You will love my gun. Want to shoot it with your fingers?

Are you a school? Cause I’d like to shoot kids inside you

Girl, I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you and keep on swinging.

Man we steppin' out like whoaaa, cameras point and shoot. Ask me what's my best side? I step back and point at you.

Call me a gun

Because I'm about to shoot my shot

I'd let you shoot my reloads anytime.