50 Putting Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Putting rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about putting, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Putting Pickup Lines

A good Putting hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.
Are your thighs made out of rope?

Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate
Are you a Chinese factory?

Cause i wanna put some kids in you!
Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

Short and cute putting pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about putting are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you like to Draw?

Cause I’ll put the D in raw

Are you a car on a hot summer day?

Because I want to put a baby in you

You should call me toothpaste

The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile

If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

Are you a garbage can? Cause id like to take you out some time....

Then after I put my load in you it’s back down to the streets you go.

Hey girl are you a car?
Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Most people call me Collgate

Because 9 out 10 dentists recommended putting me in your mouth.

Cheesy putting Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a piece of bread?

Cause I like to put a piece of meat in between those buns

Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either

I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

Are you a gun
Cause I wanna put you in my mouth

Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.

And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

If I were your gardener...

I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

I’d put my nuts in you

I'm not an o**... donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

Corny putting Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Putting conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a Minecraft smoker??

Cuz I wanna put my raw meat in you

Hey baby are you code? Because I wanna put my 1 in your 0

Girl, I've got a tip for you.

Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in

Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

Girl are you aftershave? Because I'd shave just to put you on my face

Most people call me Collgate

Because I put the white in your smile.

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Stand next to the person and say:

If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)

Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

Uyo are ucte

Oops , my bad habit again to always put "u" first

You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

A good putting Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Putting hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.

Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?

I'd sure like to put my lance through your A.T. Field.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.

Ma’am, you’re under arrest.
Her: Why??
You: No reason, I just really want to put you in handcuffs.

Are you a Trickster? Cause I'd love to put my stake in you.

Can I put my polar in your vortex?

Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.

You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus

Then, you must be from Saturn because all I want is to put a ring on you

Hope you’re into the artistic type

Why?

Because I put the d in raw

If I could rearrange the Tribes... I'd put yours and mine next to each other.

Are you a ballet barre? Because I need to put my hands on you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Putting love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Putting chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.