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Top 50 Putting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Putting pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. Are your thighs made out of rope?

    Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

  3. Are you a Chinese factory?

    Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  4. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  5. Damn girl, are you a blender?

    Because I want to put a baby in you.

  6. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

    Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  7. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

    ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

  8. Are you my dog

    Because I wanna put peanut butter on my cock and let you lick it off

  9. Do you like to Draw?

    Cause I’ll put the D in raw

  10. Whats your favorite flower?

    Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

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Are you a car on a hot summer day?
Because I want to put a baby in you

Are you a golf course?

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole

You should call me toothpaste

The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile

If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

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Are you a garbage can? Cause id like to take you out some time....

Then after I put my load in you it’s back down to the streets you go.

Hey girl are you a car?
Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Are you a piece of bread?

Cause I like to put a piece of meat in between those buns

Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either

I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put my kids in you

Are you a gun

Cause I wanna put you in my mouth

If I were your gardener...

I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

I’d put my nuts in you

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I'm not an organ donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

Are you a Minecraft smoker??

Cuz I wanna put my raw meat in you

Hey baby are you code? Because I wanna put my 1 in your 0

Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.

Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?

I'd sure like to put my lance through your A.T. Field.