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150 Baby Pick Up lines And Rizz

Is the guy or girl that you like pregnant? Use these funny baby pick up lines to help you flirt with them. These pick up lines about babies are perfect. Use these clever pick up lines about babies to help you get the girl or guy that you have been wanting.

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A good Baby pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Baby are you a mathematician?

    Cause I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6 with you

  2. Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

    Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.

  3. Are you tired of being an adult

    Be my baby then

  4. I love your curves, baby,

    And your smile is my favorite one!

  5. Hey baby are you a piece of cotton?

    Cause i’d pick you...

  6. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

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What is a good Baby pickup line?

Here are 150 baby pick up lines for her and flirty baby rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your baby rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny baby pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty baby joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute baby pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about baby are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a car on a hot summer day?

Because I want to put a baby in you

Are you covid-19?

‘Cause baby I don’t want to have you.

Are you the ice age baby’s neck?

Because I really wanna but my hands around you

Baby if I could change one thing about you,

It would be your surname

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Smooth Baby pickup line

Hey baby are you code? Because I wanna put my 1 in your 0

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Hey baby, are you today's date

Because you're 9/10

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Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.

My giants will protect you baby.

Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

Baby these ain belly rolls, these succulent bundles of joy.

Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.


Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.

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Working Baby tinder opener

Hey I know we just met this is crazy but go ahead Abduct me baby.

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Funny baby Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Baby conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Hey Baby ! Too many resistor down here but still I cant resist to you.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

Don't worry baby, I'm only fast on my feet.

Baby! You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...


Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

I ain’t got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

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Clever baby Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Baby hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!

Baby are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.

Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.

Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

Hey baby, are you Viridian Forest? Because I'd like to get a Pikachu.

Hay baby want to see my entry plug?

Baby I'm the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.


Baby! You know nothing. Want to learn something new?

Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

Hey, baby. I'm looking for a stable relationship.

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Smooth baby Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Baby pickup lines make her give you her number.

Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.

I have your weapon right here baby.

Baby, you're the light in my corona.

Hey baby, wanna drink from the fountain of youth?

Baby you so fine you make my eyes bleeds.

Baby you’re so beautiful you made my 404 page.

You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...


You, me and the defribrillator, baby.

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.

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Flirty baby Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Baby pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Oh baby you make me go supersize.

Hey Baby, are you a plumber?

Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.

Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.

Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

Hey baby, do you maybe wanna try... ceratops?

I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.


Hey baby, you make my sword go skyward.

Come baby, become... one... with me.

Little red corvette, baby you're much too fast.

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If I were a zombie baby, I'd eat you first.

Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?

Yo baby, I like yo Chaturanga...

Baby, me love yuh suh much me'll buy your bleaching cream.

I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!

Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I'd be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

Baby! You are the moon of my life.

Baby you light up the court like nobody else, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.

Hey baby are you a slimeball?

Cause you make my piston sticky.

Baby is your name pac-man ? Cause every time I see you I want to chase you.

Baby I know how to get your chakra flowing.

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.

Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.

Knock knock! Who's there? Ike.

Ike who? Ike can rock your world, baby.

I hope you have a power pellet on you baby. Because I have erectile dysfunction.

Hey baby. You ever have scabies? You want some?

My server's always up for you, baby.

Hey Baby!

I adore you more than how the nation loves basketball.

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

I'll buckle your swash any time, baby.

Hey baby are you a nightmare because I think your gorgeous.

Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

Are you related to Henry Clay? Cause baby you compromise too much and I just wanna make friction.

Hey baby, are you comunism?

Cuz i feel an uprising in my lower class...

I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

Hey baby, wanna spawn?

Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

Hey baby, I'm like a diversified portfolio: low risk.

You're giving me sunstroke, baby, cause you're hotter than the Sagolii.

Hey baby, you wanna check into my asylum, cus baby, its gonna be an insane trip...

Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?

Baby, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.

Come on baby, you know you’re the girl of my dreams.

Baby, let's make the exercise wheel squeak all night!

Baby, I'll hold all of the other girls off with my riot shield just so that I can be with you.

We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

Hey Baby, do you have enough capital? Cause I wanna start a partnership with you.

Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I feel like initiating third impact with you right now.

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?

How, Baby. Check out my wigwam.

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

Hey baby, your soul is mine!

Baby you hit the snooze button better than anyone I know.

Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

Eh Baby, how bout you mine my shaft?

Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

Hey baby, what's your FICO score?

Baby, I can make you scream in ways you've never screamed before...

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

Make my "Spidey Sense" tingle, baby!

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind

Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.

It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.

It's cold outside baby, let's play Empire Strikes Back. You can be a Tauntaun and I'll get inside you.

Baby, come and light my sacred fire.

Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

Baby, your phasers are set to stunning.

Baby! You’re prettier than half my daughters.

Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?

Baby, your face can make MCR get back together.

Hey baby, i know you don't need external validation, but I want to give you some anyway.

Are you related to Bruce Springsteen? Because baby, you were born to run.

Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Baby love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Baby openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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