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Top 50 Baby Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Baby pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Baby conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Baby are you a mathematician?

    Cause I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6 with you

  2. Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

    Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.

  3. Are you tired of being an adult

    Be my baby then

  4. I love your curves, baby,

    And your smile is my favorite one!

  5. Hey baby are you a piece of cotton?

    Cause i’d pick you...

  6. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  7. Are you a car on a hot summer day?

    Because I want to put a baby in you

  8. Are you covid-19?

    ‘Cause baby I don’t want to have you.

  9. Are you the ice age baby’s neck?

    Because I really wanna but my hands around you

  10. Baby if I could change one thing about you,

    It would be your surname

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Hey baby you’re like the North Star.
The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

Hey baby are you code? Because I wanna put my 1 in your 0

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Hey baby, are you today's date

Because you're 9/10

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Baby these ain belly rolls, these succulent bundles of joy.

My giants will protect you baby.

Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.

Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

Hey I know we just met this is crazy but go ahead Abduct me baby.

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.

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Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

Don't worry baby, I'm only fast on my feet.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

Baby! You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.

Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

I ain’t got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

Baby are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.