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Top 50 Bird Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bird pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

  2. I'd flap my bird for you.

  3. So, you go south for the winter?

  4. Have you ever hooked up with a bird?

  5. Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.

  6. You must be Puffin as you've been running through my mind all night.

  7. You just gave a spinning bird kick to my heart.

  8. Is that a Little Thrush or simply a heat rash?

  9. Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  10. If I were a duck, I'd be addicted to you like quack.

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Funny bird pickup lines

Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?

There are 2 things this world needs more of

1. My DNA
2. Your DNA

Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone

Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

Girl, if you were a chicken would be flawless.

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This is a funny Bird pickup line!

Are you flappy bird?

Because I'd tap that all night

How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

If you were a bird and i was a bird

Would you fly around and shit on cars with me?

Hey baby, you wanna duck?

Hey baby. Wanna fly the coop, come back to my nest & rub cloacas together?

Penguins are the only animals that stay with the same partner their entire lives...would you like to be my penguin?

Hey girl, you like bird watching?

‘Cause I like “chicken” you out

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Working Bird tinder opener

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for life. Will you be my penguin?

Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

I'd like to crow call you sometime.

Are you a bird?

Because you can sit on my stick tonight with seeds in your mouth.

Hey baby, your nest or mine?

I'm gonna ruffle your feather.

[nsfw] roses are red, a group of birds is a flock

Get on your knee’s and i’ll whip out my cock

Don't fly away my beautiful bird

You are but a cute little bird who forgot how to fly

Until then, let me be the wind under your wings

Hey girl, you're the bomb bird...can I be your big red bird and lay a golden egg on ya?

How would you like to smuggle me little budgie?