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Top 50 Bird Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Bird chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

  2. I'd flap my bird for you.

  3. So, you go south for the winter?

  4. Have you ever hooked up with a bird?

  5. Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.

  6. You must be Puffin as you've been running through my mind all night.

  7. You just gave a spinning bird kick to my heart.

  8. Is that a Little Thrush or simply a heat rash?

  9. Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  10. If I were a duck, I'd be addicted to you like quack.

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Funny bird pickup lines

Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?

Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

Girl, if you were a chicken would be flawless.

Hey there, little chickadee.

How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

Hey baby, you wanna duck?

Hey baby. Wanna fly the coop, come back to my nest & rub cloacas together?

Penguins are the only animals that stay with the same partner their entire lives...would you like to be my penguin?

Girl, I've been thinking about you OWL night long!

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for life. Will you be my penguin?

Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

Are you a bird?

Because you can sit on my stick tonight with seeds in your mouth.

Hey baby, your nest or mine?

I'd like to crow call you sometime.

I'm gonna ruffle your feather.

[nsfw] roses are red, a group of birds is a flock

Get on your knee’s and i’ll whip out my cock

Hey girl, you're the bomb bird...can I be your big red bird and lay a golden egg on ya?

How would you like to smuggle me little budgie?

Are you a bird enthusiast?

Because I know a good pair of tits when I see them.

Devour my hot bird ass, Freddy.

Hey, do you like birds?

Cuz I want you to be my woodpecker

Will you be my Mary-Jane?

I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

If you're a bird,

I'm a bird.

Red are red, the Blues are blue, you're one Angry Bird, which is why I dig you.