Hey Girl, Can I get a Pikachu?

Come to this Poke Stop often?

Can I call you Cinderella?

I'm here to be your Prince Charmander.

Do you wanna to ride my Em-pole-on?

Do you want to play my Poke Flute?

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I love her so much that if I died I’d Haunter.

Every time you noibat your eyes at me, you infiltrate my heart.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.

I must be a Pokemon because you’ve lured me in.

If you were a Pokemon I would use my only master ball to catch you.

Girl, you make me wanna use Harden, and you know what? Its super effective.

Hey boy… Here’s a razzberry, cuz I’m tryna lock it down!

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful my dear.

I think you’re giving me vital spirit, because I could never get tired of you.

Have you been working out? Because you look like a gym leader.

Are you a Pokémon? ‘Cause I’d search far and wide for you.

Hi baby, how’d you like it if I stuck it in your Wooper?

Do you know what would look good on me? Mew.

Drowing in your eyes has me Gulpin for air.

If you were a sea creature, you’d be the Wailord.

Are you a fire type, because you are hot!

Do you know dig? Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.

Is that a Rhyhorn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are you tired? Because you've been running through this Gym all day.

If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

Is that girl a gym? Because I want to defend her.

I don’t need 99 souls, all I need one – yours.

Are you legendary? Because you’re one of a kind.

Girl, you must have used tail whip, because your booty is leaving me defenseless!

Baby I’m a Pokemon master. I’ll train your Jigglypuffs.

On our anniversary I’ll give you a beautiful red Roselia.

Do you know Constrict ? Because you’ve got me wrapped around your little finger.

Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a fire type? Your beauty set my heart ablaze.

Trapinch me I must be dreaming.

I think you've used attract, because you've immobilised me with love.

Charmander is red, Squirrel is blue, If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

Are you a fighting type?

Cause you knocked me out!

I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?

Hey, are you a Bulbasaur? 'Cause you're number one in my Pokedex!

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

My Exeggcute are pretty weak.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

If you need to stock up on Pokeballs, I’ve got a couple right here.

Are you a magnemite?

Cos I’m so attracted to you.

Charmender is red, squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.

Do you have a cheri berry? You’re stunning.

I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!

I think you’re more beautiful and magical than the first pokemon game I’ve ever played.

I know exactly where your G-spot is. I have the Silph Scope.

I turn on my charmander pants come right off

Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass.

Are you a Mew? Because your beauty is rare!

Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.

If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

Are you a pokemon ? because I wana get engaged with you

I wish You'd be a Pokémon, at least I'd have a chance to catch you...

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious p**... in town.

Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you're stunning.

Are you an Electric-type? Your beauty is shocking!

Are you a Swirlix? 'Cause you're sweeter than sugar!

"Do you have a map? I seem to be lost in your dragon tattoos, searching for the path to your heart."

"Your charm is more captivating than any Pokémon, it's super effective on my heart."

Do you wanna battle? Because my balls are at the ready!

Is that a Fletchling in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

"Just like Eevee's evolutions, Maja, your beauty has countless stunning forms."

"Are you a Pikachu? Because you just electrified my heart with your Poké-knowledge."

"Are you a dragon? Because you've awakened something fierce in me just like in my favorite fantasy realm."

"Is your name Maja? Because just like an Eevee, you've evolved my heart into loving you."

"Are you a Charmander? Because your smile sets my dragon heart ablaze."

Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.

"Your beauty outshines any Legendary, surely on my heart's tier list, you're primary."

"I couldn't help but notice your Pokemon tier list, it's as perfectly balanced as the way you've captured my attention."

Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kicking

"Maja, if you were an Eevee, I'd choose you without a need for any evolution stones."

Are you a Pokemon?

Cause I wanna Squirtle on them Jigglypuffs

"Are you a Pokemon? Because I think my heart just used Capture."

"Are you a Pikachu? Because whenever I see you, my heart does a little 'Pika-choo.'"

"Do you play Pokémon? Because I can’t help but Pikachu, imagining us riding my dragon tattoo into the sunset."

Is that a Doduo in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

"Hey Maja, if you were a Pokemon, you'd be an Eevee-lution, because you've just evolved my heart from single to smitten!"

"Like a Charizard's flame, your beauty ignites, adding magic to my wand-lit nights."

Are you a pokemon, because you just caught my heart.

Charizard's red, Squirtal's blue...

If you were a Pokemon, out of all 890, I would choose you!

"Are you a rare Pokémon? Because I've been searching high and low in this tier list just to find you."

"If I were a Pikachu, I'd choose you as my Pokemon trainer because you've captured my heart."

"Is your name Pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful and I can't help but want to catch you."

I think I need a paralyze heal, cause you’re absolutely stunning.

Hey baby, why don't we Pokemon Go back to my place.

"Hey girl, are you a legendary Pokemon? Because my heart just started a quest to capture yours."

"Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in the maze of your dragon scales, my personal Pokemon adventure."

"Your Pokémon tier list is impressive, but it's your charm that truly captured me, like a master ball."

Are you a Pikachu? Because your looks have left me shocked.

"Just like a Charizard, you're at the top of my tier list."

Ay Girl, you want a slowpoke or a rapidash?

"Are you a Pokeball, Maja? Because whenever I look at you, I can't help but think 'I've gotta catch Eevee!'"

"Is your patronus a Charizard? Because the sparks I'm feeling could rival a Flamethrower attack."

Girl you must have used tail whip, because your booty is leaving me defenceless.

"Your dragon ink sets hearts afire, in this Hogwarts of love, you're my greatest desire."

"Your dragon tattoos, they're quite the view, let's find a Pikachu, just me and you."

Let's battle so they can get some experience.

"Is that a Dragonite tattoo? Because just like in Pokemon, I think our chemistry would be legendary."

"Maja, are you an Eevee? Because your charm makes my heart evolve in ways I've never imagined."

"In a realm where Pokemon roam and dragons fly, you, my dear, are the rarest catch; I cannot deny."

Hey gurl, are you a release day pokemon go server?

Cause I'm about to go down on you

"You must be a Bulbasaur because your beauty has left me 'Vine-whipped'!"

"Great, we'll go to the bar and I'll impress you with my ability to remember all 151 original Pokemon."

"Why go Pokemon hunting alone? When we could share our journey, like Pikachu and Ash!"

Are you Pokemon?

Cause I wanna peekatchu.

"You've sorted Pokémon with such finesse, girl, your beauty too is peerless."

Are you a pokemon?

Cos, I'd love to Pickachu naked.

"Hey Maja, is your name a spell? Cause whenever I hear it, my heart evolves faster than your Eevee."

"Are you a Pokemon? Because I think I've just found my Pikachu!"

"Like a dragon in flight, your beauty ignites, can we Pokemon battle under the starlight tonight?"

"If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose you first every time because in my tier list, you're clearly legendary."

"Just like a rare Pokémon, your taste in making this tier list has me wanting to explore more of your intriguing world."

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes like a lost Pikachu in a forest."

Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? I'd POUND you with my Piplup.

"Are you a Pikachu? Because even on your worst days, you're still number one on my tier list."

Hey girl, do you like Pokemon? Because I chose you!

Are you a Pokemon?

Cause I'd love to take a peek-at-chu.

I would love to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs

Ideally used on big-breasted women interested in Pokemon.

"Are you a Harry Potter spell? Because whenever I see your dragon tattoos, I feel magically drawn to you."

"Like a dragon's flame you burn so bright, in your eyes I've caught, a Charizard's might."

"Is your Patronus a Dragon? Because my heart is blazing with desire whenever I'm near you."

"Just like the perfect Pokémon team, our chemistry could be unbeatable and definitely S-tier."

"If I were a Pokémon, I'd choose you as my partner - because together, we'd definitely top any tier list."

Hey girl are you a pokemon?

Cos i wanna peek at you ah ha ha