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Top 44 Turtle Pick Up lines

Are you in love with turtles, or does your loved one love turtles? Use these clever turtle themed pick up lines to help you flirt about turtles. These pick up lines about turtles are cheesy, cute, and funny. Use them today to make your romantic life even better.

  1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

    Coz you can swallow my straw

  2. I'd stick my neck out for you out of my shell.

  3. Girl, I might not be a turtle, but I sure could do it all night long.

  4. Babe you are so hot you make my turtle out of my shell.

  5. I am naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm up.

  6. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  7. What did the cow say to the turtle? Get a moove on.

  8. Are you a turtle? Because I want to reach into your shell.

  9. Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

  10. Hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.


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What is a Turtle pickup line?

Working turtle pickup lines

Are you looking for a shell of a time?

Babe, I am little a turtle. Because I am about to dig your holes and drop some eggs.

Babe, the only turtle you will see tonight is in my pants.

What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.

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This is a funny Turtle pickup line!

You are the one for me. Because I shell out my love for you.

Hey girl, are you a turtle?
Because you can choke on my straw ;)

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

Hey are you a turtle?

Coz Idk I really like turtles

Girl are you turtle? Otherwise why do you take so long to come into my life??

If you’re a turtle

call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

Hey girl are you a turtle?

Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

Are you a turtle?

Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

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Working Turtle tinder opener

Are you a ninja turtle?

Because I think you belong in this manhole.

Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

You don't look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)

You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!

Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

I ain't going to Turtling my turle anymore.

I'm large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

On a scale of 1 to 10, you've got it all... because you're scaly. (Turtle)

I know you're naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)

I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)