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Top 44 Turtle Pick Up lines

Are you in love with turtles, or does your loved one love turtles? Use these clever turtle themed pick up lines to help you flirt about turtles. These pick up lines about turtles are cheesy, cute, and funny. Use them today to make your romantic life even better.

  1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

    Coz you can swallow my straw

  2. I'd stick my neck out for you out of my shell.

  3. Girl, I might not be a turtle, but I sure could do it all night long.

  4. Babe you are so hot you make my turtle out of my shell.

  5. I am naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm up.

  6. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

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What is a Turtle pickup line?

Working short turtle pickup lines to impress a girl

What did the cow say to the turtle? Get a moove on.

Are you a turtle? Because I want to reach into your shell.

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

Hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.

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This is a funny Turtle pickup line!

Babe, I am little a turtle. Because I am about to dig your holes and drop some eggs.

Babe, the only turtle you will see tonight is in my pants.

What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.

turtle Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Babe, you could touch my shell any time.

You are the one for me. Because I shell out my love for you.

Hey girl, are you a turtle?
Because you can choke on my straw ;)

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

Hey are you a turtle?

Coz Idk I really like turtles

Girl are you turtle? Otherwise why do you take so long to come into my life??

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Working Turtle tinder opener

Hey girl are you a turtle?

Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

turtle Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Are you a turtle?

Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

Are you a heat lamp?

Cause you make my turtle come out of it’s shell.

Are you a ninja turtle?

Because I think you belong in this manhole.

Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

You don't look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)

You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!

Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

I ain't going to Turtling my turle anymore.

I'm large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

On a scale of 1 to 10, you've got it all... because you're scaly. (Turtle)

I know you're naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)

turtle Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)

I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)

Girl, you look ancient—considering we're one of the oldest species on earth, that's a compliment. (Turtle)

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)

Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we're snapping turtles.) (Turtle)

I'd stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)

Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)

We don't typically mate for life, but for you I'd reconsider it. (Turtle)

We should team up to help our species not go extinct. (Turtle)

Using smooth Turtle phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Turtle conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Turtle phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Turtle lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.