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Top 31 Turtle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Turtle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

    Coz you can swallow my straw

  2. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  3. Hey girl, are you a turtle?

    Because you can choke on my straw ;)

  4. Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

    Her: naked
    Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

  5. If you’re a turtle

    call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

  6. Hey girl are you a turtle?

    Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

  7. Are you a baby bison/baby turtle duck?

    Cause you cute as hell.

  8. Are you a turtle?

    Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

  9. [Gay] Are you a ninja turtle?

    Because I think you belong in this manhole.

    (You can have this, I thought of it today but won’t be using it.)

  10. Damn, your so fine

    Make me wanna fuck you like a turtle

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Are you a turtle?
Because I want to have rough anal sex with you for 83 hours straigh

Are you a heat lamp?

Cause you make my turtle come out of it’s shell.

Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)

We don't typically mate for life, but for you I'd reconsider it. (Turtle)

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Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

You don't look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)

You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!

I ain't going to Turtling my turle anymore.

Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we're snapping turtles.) (Turtle)

Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)

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I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)

I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)

I know you're naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)

I'd stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)

I'm large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

On a scale of 1 to 10, you've got it all... because you're scaly. (Turtle)