I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.

Is it Friday the 13th?

Because I just got lucky crossing paths with a black cat like you.

Hey girl are you a cat

Cause you are hairy

Do you work at a chinese restaurant? Cuz I'm tryna eat your cat from the back

Like a black cat on Friday the 13th, you’ve crossed my path and I'm bewitched by your luck.

I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.

My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.

Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.

Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.

To my little p**...-cat, all the milk in the bowl won't suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!

Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!

Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that p**....

If I were a cat

I'd spend all nine lives with you...

I love cats. I heard you have a nice p**.... Can i play with her?

Are you a cat

Because people call me Shane Dawson

My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some p**... tonight.

Do you like cats?

Because I’d like you to take meowt.

Are you a cat?

Because I’m feline a connection between us.

I thought cat person and dog person don't go together. But damn, your profile just made my dog meowww!

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your p**....

"So you haven't had a cat? Well, would it help if I told you that my love for you is purr-fectly sincere?"

"Under the cats' moonlit dances, your beauty enhances even the night's enchanting starry romances."

"Like an adorable kitty with a werewolf's heart, your beauty is enchanting and your strength, truly monstrous."

"Watching those cat videos may be cute, but they've got nothing on your charm and beauty."

"Are you a cat? Because I find myself inexplicably drawn to your nine lives of mystery."

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

My cat's dead, can I play with your p**... instead?

"Is your heart a ball of yarn? Because my intentions are like a kitten, just wanting to play with it gently."

"Well, I'm just a curious cat. Although unlike cats, curiosity hasn't killed me... yet."

"Are you a kitten? Because you've just paw-sitively captured my heart with your purr-fection."

"Just like a cat, your charm is no myth, but when you protect, you're fiercer than any werewolf's writ."

"Is your heart a stray cat? Because it just found its forever home in me."

"Are you a feline enthusiast? Because your beauty is as timeless and captivating as nine lives."

"Moon, your brown hair shines, a cat's purr in the night, our love I'll map under the Capricorn's gentle light."

"Your cats may rule your world, but can I be the one to conquer your heart?"

"Your brown eyes outshine the Israeli sunset, but not even your cat can compare to your purr-fection."

"Are you a kitten? Because you're as sweet and endearing as one, but I bet you can roar like a werewolf when needed."

"Are you a cat lady? Because my heart purrs every time I see you."

"Do you fancy FNAF? 'Cause my heart beats like a jumpscare every time I see your cat-like grace."

"Your energy is as captivating as a rare, prized jewel; it's got me more hooked than a cat with a ball of yarn."

"Are you a black cat? Because your energy is simply spellbinding and has me crossing paths with destiny."

"Are you Schrödinger's cat? because I'm curious to know if your feelings for me are alive or dead."

"Even if I were that cat and you the bird, I'd still be enchanted, forever chasing your beautiful laughter."

"With each page you turn, my heart yearns, your love for books and cats is a passion I've learned."

"You're the queen of night cats, with eyes that outshine the stars, may I be the dream that fills your moonlit memoirs?"

"Like a cat you're tender, but when protecting, a strong werewolf render; my heart, to you, I surrender."

"Can our cats have a playdate? Because just like them, I can't help but be drawn to you."

"Do you have nine lives? Because I just lost one getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a red cat with a katana or just a dangerous beauty stealing my heart?"

Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?

It's true


We do eat the cat

"You like cats, and I like you. How about we make it two hearts meowing in harmony?"

"Your eyes are more mesmerizing than a cat's, they've got me feline so smitten."

"Is that cat underwear you're wearing? Because my heart's purring every time I see you."

"Like a sunflower amidst the felines, your brown hair shines; could our hearts intertwine?"

"I couldn't help noticing your feline finesse, and just like a cat, I'm drawn to your playful mystery."

"Your sweetness is contagious, Sweety. Even your cat took up the name, can I be next in line?"

"Are you a fan of cats, strawberries, and milk? Because I've got a purrfectly sweet surprise waiting for you."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect, even though I'm more of a dog person."

"Sweet as a kitten's purr, fierce as a wolf's roar, your allure my heart does stir, it's you I adore."

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

"Do you have nine lives? Because you've definitely stolen my heart eight times already."

"Hey Joe, are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection that's purr-fectly irresistible with you."

"Shall we dine under stars so bright, or share coffee like two cats in the moonlight?"

"Are you a strawberry? Because even with my small cream, I know we'd make the purrfect sweet treat together."