I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.

Hey girl are you a cat

Cause you are hairy

Is it Friday the 13th?

Because I just got lucky crossing paths with a black cat like you.

Do you work at a chinese restaurant? Cuz I'm tryna eat your cat from the back

Like a black cat on Friday the 13th, you’ve crossed my path and I'm bewitched by your luck.

I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.

My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.

Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.

Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.

To my little p**...-cat, all the milk in the bowl won't suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!

Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!

If I were a cat

I'd spend all nine lives with you...

Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that p**....

I love cats. I heard you have a nice p**.... Can i play with her?

Are you a cat

Because people call me Shane Dawson

Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some p**... tonight.

Do you like cats?

Because I’d like you to take meowt.

My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

I thought cat person and dog person don't go together. But damn, your profile just made my dog meowww!

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your p**....

Are you a cat?

Because I’m feline a connection between us.

Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect, just like my PUBG skills!

"Just like a cat, your charm is no myth, but when you protect, you're fiercer than any werewolf's writ."

If my love for cats was a deck of cards, you'd be the ace of hearts.

Your mystery allures me, like the cat's curiosity; I'm drawn to unravel your beauty.

"Your cats may rule your world, but can I be the one to conquer your heart?"

"You like cats? Lucky for you, I'm just as cuddly and can't help but claw my way into your heart."

If you were a feline, you would definitely be a purr-fectly irresistible one.

ISTPs are cool, but nothing beats the thrill of trying to explain philosophy to a cat. Are you up for the challenge?

Goodnight! If I were a cat, I'd purr-fectly spend my night dreaming of chasing mice... and maybe messaging you. Meow! 🐱

"Under the cats' moonlit dances, your beauty enhances even the night's enchanting starry romances."

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

"Your brown eyes outshine the Israeli sunset, but not even your cat can compare to your purr-fection."

"Are you a kitten? Because you've just paw-sitively captured my heart with your purr-fection."

"Like an adorable kitty with a werewolf's heart, your beauty is enchanting and your strength, truly monstrous."

Dance? Me? The last time I tried, my cat filed a complaint. But I can definitely shake it awkwardly in the kitchen!

Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a strong connection with you.

"Are you a cat? Because you've got me purring with that smile and those mesmerizing eyes."

Is your name Whiskers? Because you've got me feline all kinds of feelings.

"Are you a kitten? Because you're as sweet and endearing as one, but I bet you can roar like a werewolf when needed."

"Moon, your brown hair shines, a cat's purr in the night, our love I'll map under the Capricorn's gentle light."

"Are you a cat? Because I find myself inexplicably drawn to your nine lives of mystery."

My cat's dead, can I play with your p**... instead?

"You must be a feline, because you've got me feeling some seriously sexy vibes right now."

"Do you like cats? Because I’m feline like we’d make a purr-fect match!"

Yvette, are you a cat whisperer? Because every time you smile, my heart starts purring with joy.

"Watching those cat videos may be cute, but they've got nothing on your charm and beauty."

"Is your heart a stray cat? Because it just found its forever home in me."

"You must be a home run, Miles, because you've hit it out of the park with that charming smile!"

"Are you a black cat? Because your energy is simply spellbinding and has me crossing paths with destiny."

"Yvette, are you a dog person or a cat person? Either way, I'm pawsitively smitten with you."

"Do you fancy FNAF? 'Cause my heart beats like a jumpscare every time I see your cat-like grace."

"Your energy is as captivating as a rare, prized jewel; it's got me more hooked than a cat with a ball of yarn."

"Are you a Warrior Cat from Roblox? Because you've got that 'Material Girl Power' that's captured my game screen."

"Yvette, if we were a pair of pets, we'd be the perfect duo - like a loyal dog and a graceful cat."

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you, undressing my pink lingerie each time.

"So you haven't had a cat? Well, would it help if I told you that my love for you is purr-fectly sincere?"

"Well, I'm just a curious cat. Although unlike cats, curiosity hasn't killed me... yet."

"Is your name Qi? Because you've got me feline some serious purr-suation to send you my telegram!"

"Are you a cat lady? Because my heart purrs every time I see you."

"Elane, are you made of catnip? Because I can't resist being drawn to your irresistible charm."

"Are you a feline enthusiast? Because your beauty is as timeless and captivating as nine lives."

"Even if you're as busy as a cat napping, I'd love to chat with you on Telegram, Qi."

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, 'Cat & Dog' starts playing in my head.

"Are you a cat, Elane? Because I can't stop thinking about you and your purr-sonality."

Shy, huh? So you're like a ninja—quiet but ready to strike with fun facts about cats at any moment! 🐱 What's your cat trivia weapon of choice?

"Is your heart a ball of yarn? Because my intentions are like a kitten, just wanting to play with it gently."

"I can see you with a rare exotic pet, like a majestic parrot or a playful ferret. What do you think?"

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in those mesmerizing eyes of yours.

Are you a cat? Because you've got me mewing for more of your purr-sonality.

"I can't decide what's cuter: you holding a fluffy cat, walking a playful dog, or nurturing an exotic pet."

"Are you a black cat? Because every moment with you feels like a lucky charm in this dark world."

"Surfing the net, huh? Let's hope you didn't accidentally stumble into a cat video black hole. Those things are dangerously cute!"

"Is your name Chicken? Because I can't resist wanting to savor every moment with you, feline and all!"

Sure, but fair warning - my ringtone is the sound of a cat meowing. Hope you're ready for that! 😂

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

Are you a cat? Because I can't resist playing with that purrfect pussy. Meow!

Hey, are you a mischievous black cat? Because I can't resist the temptation to pet you all night.

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect, even though I'm more of a dog person."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all my lives chasing after you, no matter who you're falling for."

Is your name Whiskers? Because you've just pounced into my heart and I'm not kitten around!

"Do you have nine lives? Because you've definitely stolen my heart eight times already."

"With each page you turn, my heart yearns, your love for books and cats is a passion I've learned."

Are you a cat? Because I'll protect you from those scary tweeters in the sky!

Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?

It's true


We do eat the cat

"Hey Joe, are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection that's purr-fectly irresistible with you."

"Do you have nine lives? Because I just lost one getting lost in your eyes."

"You must be a cat, because just like them, you've got me purring for your attention."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your meow-velous eyes!"

"Are you a red cat with a katana or just a dangerous beauty stealing my heart?"

"Are you a strawberry? Because even with my small cream, I know we'd make the purrfect sweet treat together."

Ah, Messi! I’ve been known to dribble past my cat when she’s blocking the TV. Does that count as a sport? 😄🐱

"Like a cat you're tender, but when protecting, a strong werewolf render; my heart, to you, I surrender."

"Are you a Hello Kitty fan? Because you just made my heart purr like a happy cat at homecoming."

Are you a cat? Because I can't resist licking your meow-some pussy.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back - let me satisfy your curiosity."

"Your eyes are more mesmerizing than a cat's, they've got me feline so smitten."

"Can our cats have a playdate? Because just like them, I can't help but be drawn to you."

"The one thing I will miss is my cat, but if you play your cards right, you might just fill that void."

I can handle weirdos—I've trained with my cat. He's a master in the art of sass!

Are you a cat? Because you've got me feline all the feels for you.

I must be hypnotized by a mischievous black cat, because I can't take my eyes off you.

"Even if I were that cat and you the bird, I'd still be enchanted, forever chasing your beautiful laughter."

Are you a cat? Because with that stunning purple mane, you've caught this kitty's attention.

"Sweet as a kitten's purr, fierce as a wolf's roar, your allure my heart does stir, it's you I adore."

Are you a cat? Because you're purrfect even if you're bald little pussy.

"Is that cat underwear you're wearing? Because my heart's purring every time I see you."

"Are you Schrödinger's cat? because I'm curious to know if your feelings for me are alive or dead."

"I couldn't help noticing your feline finesse, and just like a cat, I'm drawn to your playful mystery."

"Is your name Weeknd? Because I can't feel my face when I'm with you, just like I can't resist pink cats."

"Are you a cat, Yvette? Because I can't resist cuddling with you all night long."

"Excuse me, Yvette, but I couldn't help but notice your love for cats. Mind if we chat about them sometime?"

"Your sweetness is contagious, Sweety. Even your cat took up the name, can I be next in line?"

"Yvette, you're as irresistible as a playful puppy. Can I be the one to chase after you?"

"Hey Moon, your brown hair shines brighter than any star, making my heart flutter like a cat chasing cotton candy."

"Are you a fan of cats, strawberries, and milk? Because I've got a purrfectly sweet surprise waiting for you."

"Shall we dine under stars so bright, or share coffee like two cats in the moonlight?"

"You like cats, and I like you. How about we make it two hearts meowing in harmony?"

Are you a cat? Because you've got me purring for more of that sweet pussy magic.

Hey Elane, are you a cat? Because every time I see you, my day gets purr-fectly better.

"If you were a pet, you'd be a rare breed - exotic, elegant, and irresistible. So, dog or cat?"

"Like a sunflower amidst the felines, your brown hair shines; could our hearts intertwine?"

"You're the queen of night cats, with eyes that outshine the stars, may I be the dream that fills your moonlit memoirs?"

"Are you a feline lover? Because just like cats, you've got me purring for more, Yvette."

"Are you a Hello Kitty fan? Because your charm and sweetness are as irresistible as that cute cat."

"Just like your cat, your beauty keeps me up all night, especially those captivating brown eyes - Israel's finest gem."

If I had nine lives, I'd spend them all trying to win your heart.

Naughty and mysterious like a black cat, huh? I'm intrigued. Maybe I should watch out for your claws ;)

"If our love was a science experiment, it'd be a purr-fect blend of cat-titude and chemistry."