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Top 50 Fish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fish pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fish conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. A shark just ate my girlfriend.

    Will you be my new one?

  2. Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.

  3. Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

  4. I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?

  5. Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.

  6. Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?

  7. We should hook up. Get it?

  8. I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

  9. Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

  10. My dad has a drift boat.

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I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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You're the only fish in the sea for me.

Baby, you make my heart jump like the fishes in Lahad Datu Sabah.

Wanna see my big lure?

I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

You look like a trout, baby, and I want to fish you.

Baby, you're the fish fingers to my custard.

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There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.

Want to compare tan lines?

Have you ever had a snook head straight up in your mangroves?

I have a lucky pole.

If you were a crankbait you would definitely be sexy shad.

I'd swim the deepest ocean for you. And I'm not just saying that cause I'd do it anyway. Cause I'm a fish.

Hey girl are you an angler fish?

Because you are the light in my darkness.

You know I dont go fishing often,

But you're quite the catch!

There are plenty of fish in the sea

But you’re the only catch

Hey, girl, are you a fish?

Because we should hook up.

You wanna get out of this fish bowl?