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Top 50 Fish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Fish chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. A shark just ate my girlfriend.

    Will you be my new one?

  2. Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.

  3. Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

  4. I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?

  5. Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.

  6. Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?

  7. We should hook up. Get it?

  8. I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

  9. Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

  10. My dad has a drift boat.

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Funny fish pickup lines

I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

You're the only fish in the sea for me.

Baby, you make my heart jump like the fishes in Lahad Datu Sabah.

Wanna see my big lure?

I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

You look like a trout, baby, and I want to fish you.

Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

Baby, you're the fish fingers to my custard.

You can look through my tackle box.

There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.

Want to compare tan lines?

Have you ever had a snook head straight up in your mangroves?

I have a lucky pole.

If you were a crankbait you would definitely be sexy shad.

I'd swim the deepest ocean for you. And I'm not just saying that cause I'd do it anyway. Cause I'm a fish.

You know I dont go fishing often,

But you're quite the catch!

Hey, girl, are you a fish?

Because we should hook up.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I see you with me.

You wanna get out of this fish bowl?

I wanna hook you on my worm?