50 Egg Pick Up lines

Here are 50 egg pick up lines for her and flirty egg rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about egg that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your egg rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny egg pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty egg joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Egg Pickup Lines

A good Egg hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Cus I like mine fertilized by you :)
How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?
Are you the chicken or the egg?

Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.
Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.
You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

Un-fertilized por favor.

Short and cute egg pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about egg are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.

I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

You can scramble my egg.

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

I get fresh eggs daily.

Cheesy egg Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you an egg?

'cause I think you're ready to get laid

Knock Knock Who's there? Egg!

Egg who? Eggcited to meet you.

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

Why don't we make our own Seuss story?

I promise, it'll be more exciting and seductive than Green Eggs and Ham.

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Corny egg Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Egg conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

How do you like your eggs? Because you are staying for breakfast.

Is your dad chef

Bc he created masterpiece from two eggs

Are you a fried egg? Because you are sizzling hot and I want to turn you over.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Girl, my sausage wants to be with your eggs.

Baby, are you an egg?

Because you look like you need to get laid.

Hey since it’s Easter would you let my s**... go for an egg hunt?

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

You might be just be an egg to others. But you are the hottest chick in my world.

A good egg Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Egg hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Babe, I want to explore deep into your Chao garden for Chao eggs.

Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Babe I feel like I am an egg tonight. Because I am about to get laid.

Let's do a science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and Ima be the egg and we can finally see who c**... first.

Call me Yoshi, cause I could tongue you, butt smash you, and reach for your eggs.

Girl, I got the bacon and I am missing some eggs on top of me.

Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

Idk if this is a repost, it just hit me tbh

I avoid putting all my eggs in a basket but give me your number and, you’ll be the first I break this rule for.

I got an eggstra meal for you tonight.

How do you feel about breakfast? I'd like to serve your eggs with my sausage.

After this egg roll, how about let's roll in my bed.

Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

I'm an amazing chef. Give my eggs and milk and I will give you my amazing sausage.

You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.

Babe, I am little a turtle. Because I am about to dig your holes and drop some eggs.

How do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Egg love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Egg chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.