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Top 37 Robot Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Robot pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Robot tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I am not a robot.

    But you still CAPTCHA me with your beauty.

  2. I want you to pilot me like one of your giant robots.

  3. Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

  4. Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

  5. It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

  6. Are you a Maverick Hunter? I am a Robot Master, destroy me tonight and take my special power.

  7. I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a kiss machine baby.

  8. Babe, I am really robots in disguise, you have to check in my pants to find out.

  9. Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

  10. I hope you have an accelerometer, because I'm gonna rock your world.


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Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!

Don't worry I just got turing tested.

If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

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I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.

Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?

Do you got a free port for me to plug into?

Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.

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Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

I'll show you my source code if you show me yours

I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise...

Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

If I was a robot,

You would be the world, because I'm dominating you.

Dang girl am I r2d2 because

(Begins whistling robotically)

If you were a robot...

... I would turn you on

Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean.

Rusting is red, and my chipset's blue. Will you let me assimilate you?