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Top 33 Robot Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Robot pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I want you to pilot me like one of your giant robots.

  2. Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

  3. Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

  4. It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

  5. I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.

  6. Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

  7. I hope you have an accelerometer, because I'm gonna rock your world.

  8. Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

  9. Don't worry I just got turing tested.

  10. If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

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I will show you my source code if you show me yours.

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

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What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.

Do you got a free port for me to plug into?

Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.

Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?

You are so hot you need to be water cooled.

Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!

Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

I'll show you my source code if you show me yours

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When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise...

Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

If I was a robot,

You would be the world, because I'm dominating you.

If you were a robot...

... I would turn you on

Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean.

Rusting is red, and my chipset's blue. Will you let me assimilate you?

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?