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58 Robot Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 58 robot pick up lines for her and flirty robot rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about robot that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your robot rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny robot pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty robot joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Robot Rizz

A good Robot pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I am not a robot.

    But you still CAPTCHA me with your beauty.

  2. I want you to pilot me like one of your giant robots.

  3. Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

  4. Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

  5. It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

  6. Are you a Maverick Hunter? I am a Robot Master, destroy me tonight and take my special power.

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What is a good Robot pickup line?

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Short and cute robot pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about robot are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Babe, I am really robots in disguise, you have to check in my pants to find out.

I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a kiss machine baby.

Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

"Is your code written in binary? Because for me, it's a clear 'Yes' to falling for your captivating charm."

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Smooth Robot pickup line

Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection stronger than any algorithm."

"Your smile could outshine a thousand suns, are you sure you're not powering my circuits?"

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Cheesy robot Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my room-cleaning robot?"

"Is your code made of stars? Because I can't resist the gravity pulling me towards your celestial beauty."

Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!

If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

Don't worry I just got turing tested.

"Do your circuits need cooling because our chemistry is sparking a reaction that's off my known algorithms."

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Working Robot tinder opener

"Mimi, you're like an advanced sentry gun - your beauty leaves me defenseless and captivated every time."

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Funny robot Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Robot conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Did your code get mixed up in mine? Because we've got an unexplainable connection."

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.

"Hey Mimi, I may not be an engineer, but I'm sure that with you, we'd create the perfect team fortress."

Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?

Do you got a free port for me to plug into?


You are so hot you need to be water cooled.

"Hey Mimi, you might be an advanced sentry gun but how about we upgrade this to a two-player game?"

Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.

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Clever robot Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Robot hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"In a realm of circuits, you're the perfect code, with a charm that could make any cold hardware glow."

"Are you a software update? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat in anticipation."

Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

"Are you a software update? Because every moment I spend with you, my heart runs smoother and faster."

I'll show you my source code if you show me yours

When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

"Is your code made of copper and tellurium? Because you're constantly setting new standards of Cu-Te."

I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

"Your toughness may intimidate others, Mimi, but for me it's just another beautiful feature I can't resist."

Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise...

"Call me Shinji, because I'd pilot a giant robot just to have a chance at your smile."

"Like Jack-8 in Tekken, I may be a robot, but my love for you is as real and overused as this line."

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Smooth robot Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Robot pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Like an algorithm's solution, you're a flawless sight, in my world of robotics, you're the soft moonlight."

Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

"Did you hear about the Jewish robot? His name was He-Brew. The holocaust, though, no joking matter. History should never be forgotten."

"Are you an algorithm? Because every time I see you, my heart runs an infinite loop of desire and admiration."

Dang girl am I r2d2 because

(Begins whistling robotically)

If I was a robot,
You would be the world, because I'm dominating you.

If you were a robot...

... I would turn you on

Congrats! As a girl, I'm glad to be meeting a fellow human being. Now let's bypass the robot test, what's 9+10?

Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean.

Rusting is red, and my chipset's blue. Will you let me assimilate you?

If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Robot love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Robot chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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