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Top 20 Boss Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Boss chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn baby, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.

  2. I must have beaten a boss, because I just found a heart container.

  3. Just like at Burger King, You’re the boss.

  4. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  5. Hey girl, are you my boss when I'm trying to get a raise?

    Cause I'd kiss your ass

  6. What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

    Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
    But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

    Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
    Her: Taking care of something, she's around

    Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
    Her:How much longer do you have left?
    Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
    Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
    Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

    Her: Yeah
    Me: What high school?
    Her*responds*
    Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
    Her: I think I know of him
    He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
    Her: Not really:
    Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
    Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
    Me:
    if a tree falls in the forest
    And there's no one around to hear it
    Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
    Her: I'd love to
    Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
    Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
    *exchanged numbers*

    Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

  7. Girl they say that loves a game

    I guess your the final boss

  8. Are you buddy valastro?

    Cuz you got cake, boss

  9. Are you my boss

    Because I think you just gave me a raise 🥴

  10. I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.

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Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.

The boss is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

You can be my Capo di tutti capi (Boss of bosses) anytime.

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I'll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

I don't mind you boss me around like Lucy.

Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.