Top 42 Police Officer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Police Officer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

2. Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

3. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

4. I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

5. Damn girl are you a police officer?

   Because you take my breath away

6. I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

7. If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

   For stealing my heart

8. Are you a United States Police Officer?...

   ... because you take my breath away

9. Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

10. Are you a police officer?

    Because I want your name and number.

Funny police officer pickup lines

I have a great idea for those handcuffs.

I hear cops like a big bust.

I love a man in uniform

I'm a police officer!

I'm ready to enfore the law of attraction.

I'm writing you a ticket. "Fine" is written all over you.

I’d love you to frisk me.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Let's go to my place for some under-cover work.

Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.

My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?

Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed…

Step out of the vehicle. Walk a straight line into my life.

Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?

That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer….

Want to plant something on me?

Want to play good cop bad cop?

What are you doing with your night stick later?

What else do you do with that night stick?

You got fine written all over you.

You have the right to remain silent. I doubt you will.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.

COPS!! Spread em'.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.