Top 46 Police Officer Pick Up lines

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1. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

2. Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

3. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

4. I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

5. Damn girl are you a police officer?

   Because you take my breath away

6. I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

7. If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

   For stealing my heart

8. Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?

   Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

9. Are you a United States Police Officer?...

   ... because you take my breath away

10. Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

Funny police officer pickup lines

Wanna play police officer?
Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall

Hey are you a police officer

Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

Are you a police officer?

Because I want your name and number.

How about you cock my gun?

I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren.

I have a great idea for those handcuffs.

I hear cops like a big bust.

I love a man in uniform

I'm a police officer!

I'm ready to enfore the law of attraction.

I'm writing you a ticket. "Fine" is written all over you.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Let's go to my place for some under-cover work.

Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.

My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?

Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed…

Drop 'em!

Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.

Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?

That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer….

Want to plant something on me?

Want to play good cop bad cop?