45 Police Officer Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Police Officer rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about police officer, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Police Officer Pickup Lines

A good Police Officer hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....
Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.
I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.
I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.
I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.
If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

For stealing my heart

Short and cute police officer pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about police officer are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

Are you a police officer?

Because you take my breath away

Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

Hey are you a police officer

Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

Are you a police officer?

Because I want your name and number.

Cheesy police officer Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Ever seen a baton this big?

I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren.

I have a great idea for those handcuffs.

I hear cops like a big bust.

I love a man in uniform

I'm a police officer!

I'm writing you a ticket. "Fine" is written all over you.

Corny police officer Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Police Officer conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I’d love you to frisk me.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Let's go to my place for some under-cover work.

Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.

My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?

Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed…

Step out of the vehicle. Walk a straight line into my life.

Drop 'em!

Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?

That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer….

Want to plant something on me?

Want to play good cop bad cop?

A good police officer Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Police Officer hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

What are you doing with your night stick later?

What else do you do with that night stick?

You got fine written all over you.

You have the right to remain silent. I doubt you will.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?

Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts?

Bullproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.

COPS!! Spread em'.

Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Police Officer love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Police Officer chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.